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Confessio Viaticum

@confessorprofessor.bsky.social
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'Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate.' Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita(48). Occasionally 🔞/NSFW. No minors. England.

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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 5h
A Portrait of Desire: Or, The Difficulty of Wearing Linen Trousers Whilst Thinking of Someone You Love.
Bare torso on the stairs, white trousers tented by an erection, framed by an antique mirror.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 6h
🎵Watch me unravel, I'll soon be naked. LYING ON THE FLOOR. LYING ON THE FLOOOOR. I come undooooooooone.🎵 #Weezer #SexySunday
Stubble, lips, jawline, and hairy chest partly hidden by my semi-opened shirt.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 6h
Rare footage unearthed from the Professorial archives today: an early attempt by your correspondent to 'cut' a popular beat record. I shall instruct my barrister to sue The Crewcuts forthwith, donating all proceeds to The Society for the Aid of Distressed Gentlefolk. #SundaySingalong #AddYourVoice
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 10h
Jump-scaring *both* my followers with the full-sized version of my terrifying new October pfp. Look away now. #Bodyhorror #Frightmonth #Dadbod
Black and white, shirt mostly lifted to reveal an adequate Dadbod torso with friendly ghosts over the nipples. Horrific scenes.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 10h
Oxford was beautiful today. Autumnal sun kissing honeyed stones; the city alive with the chatter of thousands of new students on the threshold of brilliant futures. Brilliant young people from 100+ different countries; proud parents holding back tears; Radcliffe Square aglow. #Oxford #StartOfTerm
Radcliffe Square in the sunshine.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 10h
Please please please one day could I be home alone? Even for a couple of hours?
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 10h
Fuck me, I need lips and tongue slowly licking my chest to my belly. #SepiaSunday
Lifting up my jumper.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#SteamySaturday
Monochrome sideways torso.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There was a man here, once.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hurling some arms into the void to shore up my legacy as a cut-price Narcissus.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes, at bad times, I wonder if my self-loathing is better than my self-disgust, or my self-contempt. And at other times, the worst, they all blend into each other, and I am saved only by the knowledge that the one course that would solve it is the one I hold in most contempt of all.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A tiny pre- #FeralFriday offering, because my day is packed for another 9 hours or so. More hands always welcome. #Audio
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#ThickArmsThursdays Feeling hungry and empty. @ghostsinsnow.bsky.social, you should be here.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A thread for #Thighsday #ThighThursday. Firstly, it takes work to build thighs.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes, "Diesel Galore!" beats "Passport to Piddington" every time.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I promise there IS a wagon here for #WagonWednesday. You just have to click on the picture, which Bluesky has cropped in a weirdly puritan way, like a Victorian headteacher censoring classical genitalia with an astute curtain.
Bottom and legs, monochrome.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I were Donald Trump, I too would be in dumbstruck awe of a subroutine that can answer a simple question coherently.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ghostsinsnow.bsky.social sent me a picture of a wine bar in London that gives a free glass of wine from the confessional if you confess something www.invinoveritas-e9.co.uk 1. Would you go? 2. What would you confess to a stranger? 3. What would you confess to the love of your life? #Confessional
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In Vino Veritas | Hackney Wine Bar & Bottle Shop
Wine bar & bottle shop in Hackney. Explore global wines, craft beers and cocktails in a relaxed, wood-accented space at In Vino Veritas.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes slow motion helps you see little details you might otherwise miss. @ghostsinsnow.bsky.social : your pillow awaits. @iconic-g.bsky.social : I thought I might be easier to draw like this. #Hairychest #MonochromeMuscle #Abs
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Congratulations to Steve Buscemi on his exciting career change.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I haven't heard 'Choosing Texas' because it has NEVER featured on Radio 3's Record of the Week. And also because I rarely listen to music written after the existence of Texas.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Black journal. Black jeans. Black bracelet. Black heart (not pictured). #Hands #MonochromeMonday
Hand on my journal, monochrome.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tolkien and Edith/Beren and Lúthien looking adorable, as always. #Tolkien #RelationshipGoals
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Getting ready to go out to read a little of my fiction in public. Wish me luck? #SexySunday
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#SoakingWetSaturday
Torso wrapped in towel. Black and white.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Early contender for most ignorant post of today. 1 They tried peaceful protest. Israel kneecapped them. 2 Israel has made it endlessly clear that they will never allow a Palestinian state. 3 Just how, in concrete steps, is the average Gazan civilian living in a tent supposed to 'dismantle Hamas'?
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Arma virunque cano. Getting ready for the bath. #SepiaSaturday #Bigarms
T shirt about to be pulled over my head.Partially up, revealing belly.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I cannot go on like this.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aching for my hands to be touching you, not just empty bedsheets.
My hand against colourful sheets.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Literally us, @ghostsinsnow.bsky.social.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Alert! Alert!! The Master and Margarita is on BBC Sounds right now: Daniel Massey and Geraldine James starring. Stop what you are doing and listen. No need to thank me. ❤️❤️
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Had to delete a post because someone saved it. PLEASE don't ever do this without explicit permission. Some of us have been doxxed before and will assume anyone taking something of yours offline means they will use it against you. 💔 Now deeply anxious.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There are so many brilliant people here I'd never have come close to knowing were it not for Bluesky. Let me know if you are UK-based or travelling to the UK next year. I'd LOVE to help organise a 2027 meeting - the more the merrier. #BlueskyRealWorld2027 #BlueskyUK
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Devastated by my career, or lack of it. Deeply depressed by aspects of my domestic life, and ashamed that I barely play guitar anymore, after winning prizes in my youth. But most of all, astonished by my sheer dumb luck in finding someone as beautiful as @ghostsinsnow.bsky.social to be in my life.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?
Mushroom cloud.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Odd way of measuring kink in some ways, rewarding experiential range over depth, but pleasingly detailed. whataremykinks.com #BDSMquiz #NSFWsky #D/s
66% - advanced kinkster, apparently.A description of the connections between my areas of interest - rigger and Master at 100%.A detailed breakdown. I am definitely an exhibitionist, not a voyeur.Odd questions result in odd answers.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Did I lie? I did not. 🫠💞
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nothing in the world is better at reminding you that no-one gives a fuck and we all die alone than Bluesky. An invaluable pinprick to the balloon of vanity, self-regard, and hope.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Jail for Mullet! Jail for 1,000 years!
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's so jarring, in a minor way, to read serious articles about serious scientific issues using *pounds* as a measure. It's as if the US gave the distance between galaxies using rods and perches.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
'A new approach called Toxic Male Technique involves genetically engineering male mosquitoes to reduce the lifespans of females they mate with.' Researchers were inspired by a species known as Homo sapiens, in which this dynamic occurs naturally. www.geneconvenevi.org/articles/fem...
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Female mosquito targeted with venom to curb disease • GeneConvene Virtual Institute
Researchers at Macquarie University in Australia have developed a new genetic biocontrol method that could rival pesticides in speed while avoiding their environmental and ecological drawbacks. The To...
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When your cat graciously allows you access to your bed, tribute must be paid. #Cats #Bedtimeaudio
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
People who think this have never conducted an autopsy.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I wish I could cry, but I never have privacy.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I KNEW my time would come! I have the glasses, the tweed jackets, the guitar, the English accent. Time to start showing up to auditions.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Andrew Fox would doubtless be horrified by the way we ethnically cleansed millions of Germans from Poland and other places in 1945.
Andrew Fox on X, claiming that criticising illegal West Bank
Israeli settlements amounts to ethnic cleansing.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ages since I've done a #skircle. Once again, I feel a little embarrassed by just how beautiful, clever, accomplished and charming you all are. I'm so lucky to know you. ❤️
Skircle.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The only bombshell needed at this conference is <REDACTED>
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What's it like inside your head?
Duke Humfrey's Library, Oxford.
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Confessio Viaticum @confessorprofessor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
FFS. I'm going to have to move house AGAIN. #SpiderSeason
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