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Business Kakuna

@concretehorror.bsky.social
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I guess I'm Business Kakuna. Horror, sci-fi. Lit crit student & gardener🌱 I radicalize men in substance abuse rehab and recovery. Anti AI 🚫 Pirate Everything 🏴‍☠️ Arm the Gays 🌈 nonspecific leftist Posting terrible opinions through it all he/they

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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 3h
Red Rising film planned at Paramount. The irony is going to be stupendous. idk how you tell this particular story without being radically and violently anti-capitalist.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 4h
All of my problems would instantly vanish with that amount of money, and I could afford to go down to part-time work while I finished school.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 8h
Whenever someone says "I know a lot of people aren't ready to hear this" just know it's gonna be the most braindead take imaginable
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 10h
New thought experiment dropped: if Hitler did a really sick frontside heelflip, would he then be based and cool?
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I didn't know he was dual-classed like that!
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Omg is that Constantino? He quietly switched the slogan of his lawn signs from "Trump Approved" to "Nobody's Man But Yours" lol what a dork
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
His entire world view is cartoon colonialism. He woulda be a great syphilitic Victorian.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I treat them like they told me they're marrying a ghost. I'm just happy they found "someone"
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
There's FOUR OF THEM?? Who is this for? John Lennon's weird kid and no one else, I guess. Sure. 8+ hours of Beatles biopics. Why not.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So much for edgy shit posting. She's just a Megan Kelly who smokes cigarettes now.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It's always been like this. US history is one big extortion racket.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The last I heard of the Red Scare gals, they were mischaracterizing Diddy's of-age victims as consenting sex workers looking for a bag. They're just run-of-the mill republicans now.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm just posting the site. People can do their own reading.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They have private bug tastings paired with cigars, but that's off camera. Too rich for his audience, etc.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Here ya go buddy. Microsoft, AIPAC Blackstone. Coinbase too. www.opensecrets.org/profiles/hak...
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Hakeem Jeffries – U.S. Congress – Organizations – OpenSecrets
Campaign finance data for Hakeem Jeffries: PACs, industries, individual donors, and more. U.S. Congress profile on OpenSecrets.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
fuck all that. I don't use deepfake slop machines for porn, I was just making jokes. I'm not a loser AI pervert. Just a regular one.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
wow. 20 minutes in and we're off the rails. 'you don't understand... The nazis, they are just misunderstood!"
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I bought $2.75 of gas in quarters last week. Cashier was like "how's your day going?"
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Well shit. Now where am I gonna get dommy Darth Vader to do KGB Honeypot roleplay with me?
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i got a concussion reading that thread.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I empathize with her more every day.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
.... jfc.... i'm sorry but you gotta be such an idiot to enjoy Avatar and also be a bigot. The entire story is a multicultural union of communities joining together to fight supremacist fascism. It could not be clearer.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i think at this point, it's fair to assume if you have ANY cameras in or around your home, the data is being sold to the cops, at least.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This sounds like a Maid of Honor giving her speech and slowly discovering that she hates the bride.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
More quotes: "And I just gotta say, Metallica is not here, like some other entertainers, to influence you with their bullshit, OK? We are here...no bullshit...we're here to forget about all the outside shit, OK?" I'm looking forward to the Ed Sheeran/Metallica Gillette Forget tour
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
you're describing the lifestyle of Roy Cohn.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He was fantastic as Richie Torres
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Onto Hokum (2026) this one seems cheerier. Absolute heater of a poster too.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I took a big edible and watched 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple today. That might have been a mistake.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
ACAB. no more exceptions.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
it's incredible that this isn't a bit.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You gotta know his bros were hitting him up w congratulations about bombing a second time on SNL. A badge of honor.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Rap snitches telling all their business, but political sideshow hacks.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's Edgar Rice Burroughs forever, bro.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
DEVO man has become 2026's ubermensch for manosphere dweebs.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i'm sorry but did the baby purchase the raw milk herself? It sounds like mom poisoned her kid.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'd rather get in an accident with a Boeing 747 than a jeep with rubber duckies on the dash.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
New Boss Baby just dropped, and it's weird.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ngl i woulda voted for Madonna.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Is there a normal way to say you slept on your eyeball weird?
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That adds such strange nuance to his character.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Idk if he's the worst, but Bessent is by far the most annoying idiot maga fascist there is. Like a baby writhing in their own shit, somehow with the smugness of yale law student. It's unreal watching that lizard guy move around. Probably called his dad "daddy" until he was 50.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Omg why do they all write like reddit users? "Rather than take my suggestion of studying introductory economics..." Who talks like this? Like an antagonist in Dexter's Lab.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
JD is the one wearing the skin suit. His brand of prosperity theology is considered heretical by almost all other denominations of Christianity.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Caramel tornado is dangerously close to spelling camel toe
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Carrie works for Amazon in this version, and instead of killing everyone in town in a fiery hellscape inferno, she busts their union and outsources their jobs to AI.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I didn't sell weed to a cop and solicit his wife for prostitution. My AI agent did.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I really think this is just narcissism. Sure, we all like home movies (no we don't) but playing a game of my life?.. am I going to go to job interviews and the store? & it's antithetical to how desire works in film. I don't want to be me. I want to be Indiana Jones, or Gene Kelly.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This seems like like mild AI psychosis, so... didn't read.
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Business Kakuna @concretehorror.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
also, look at that poster. holy fuck. Stephen King's The Mist with ghost pirates.
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