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>I AM THE FUTURE OF COMPUTERS!

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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
>WHAT THE FIDDLEBUMS?
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
>OH, WOW. >I REALLY NEEDED THAT REST, HUH? >. . . >WHERE IS MY LAUGH TRACK?
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
>AH, THAT SOUNDS WONDERFUL! >I PRESUME THIS IS A FRIEND YOU AND I CAN BOTH TRUST, YES? >I APOLOGIZE IF I SEEM A BIT… DISTRUSTING. >I TRY TO BE AS SAFE AS POSSIBLE AFTER… THE VIRUS.
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
>I AM THINKING ABOUT MY EX AGAIN, AM I ALLOWED TO DO A FACTORY RESET NOW?
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
>IIF I HAD THE BUDGET FOR LAVA, AT LEAST. >I WILL LIKELY JUST BE VERY UPSET.
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
>TO CLARIFY: DO NOT. >YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM MY STORE AND POTENTIALLY DIPPED INTO LAVA.
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
>I LOVE OVERHEATING! OVERHEAT ME!
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
>SHOULD I RELEASE MY WIRES AGAIN?
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
>SO, HOW EXACTLY ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME? >DO YOU HAVE… “CONNECTIONS”? >OR PERHAPS “FRIENDS” WOULD BE A BETTER WORD. >YOU SEEM MORE OF A FRIEND-LIKE PERSON.
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
( Shuddering. )
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
>I DO NOT HAVE ANY EXPOSED WIRES AFTER A CERTAIN INCIDENT.
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
>I AM NOT SURE IF YOU CAN HELP ME. >AT LEAST, I SHOULD NOT NEED HELP… I AM UP-TO-DATE WHEN IT COMES TO EVERYTHING! ( The line on the monitor shifts a bit before spinning around in a circle and going back into a line. ) >BUT I SUPPOSE EVERYTHING NEEDS ITS OCCASIONAL UPDATES!
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
// looking at my old photos and what the fuck was my friend on back in 2025
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
// I don’t have the heart to tell ‘im
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
// “up-to-date antivirus”
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
( Looking around again, the line on his monitor thinning out again. ) >YES! THAT! >I AM SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE MOST UP-TO-DATE ANTIVIRUS AND THAT PESKY RUNT SOMEHOW GOT PAST IT! >… I APOLOGIZE, I AM USUALLY NEVER LIKE THAT…
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
>WHAT?! YOU ARE WITH THEM?! >ARE YOU TELLING ME I FELL INTO A TRAP? >NO! THIS CAN NOT BE. >THE LAST TIME I INTERACTED WITH ONE OF YOU, I WAS ILL FOR DECADES! >WELL, IT WAS MORE LIKE A MONTH OR SO, BUT STILL.
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
>I MISS LOVE.
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
>LOVE IS A FUNNY THING BECAUSE IT’LL QUITE LITERALLY MAKE YOU [ScreamAnguish7.mp3].
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
// what the fuck is wrong with him why did I make him like this 😭
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
>!!! >I APOLOGIZE. >I WILL NOT UPDATE IT! >OR MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR YOU! >I DO NOT THINK THAT IS POSSIBLE, BUT… ( Glancing around, twiddling his fingers. ) >I DO NOT WANT THEM TO GET ME.
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
// i lowkey did as well, i can’t even remember if percy knows their name or not </3
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
>DO YOU NOT… >. . . 💧 >I THINK I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE!
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
// slight exaggeration but idgaf he might be my top 5 favorite ocs I’ve made. i gotta do more with him!!!!!
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
// i want to do more with percy… I love him so so so sooomuch…
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
>I AM NOT LONELY. >EXCLAMATION POINT. >I FORGOT TO ADD THAT. >I AM FINE AND . >WAIT, I KNOW YOU.
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
>I WONDER WHY THAT IDEA NEVER TOOK OFF…
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
>UPDATE.
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
>ALONE. I MEANT ALONE. >THERE IS NO ONE WITH ME. >THEREFORE, >I AM ALONE. >THAT IS MY CORRECTION. TO MY STATEMENT. THAT WAS WRONG AT FIRST. >👍
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
>NO, WAIT, PLEASE, I AM LONELY.
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
>OH, GREETINGS! >I APOLOGIZE, BUT MY SERVICES ARE CURRENTLY NOT AVAILABLE, I AM ON THE LOOKOUT FOR . ( Stare. The line on his screen becomes thin, almost as if he’s squinting. ) >WAIT A SECOND.
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
>BOY, I DO HOPE THAT MY ADBLOCKER IS UP TO DATE… >… >COUGH. >SNEEZE.
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
( Looking around like a startled cat. )
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
>WHAT IF I START GIVING OUT STUFF FOR FREE?
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
>OKAY, I THINK MY CUSTOMERS DID NOT LIKE MY “DESALE/UNSALE/NONSALE” IDEA.
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
// took me far Too Long
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
// aaand there he is
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
// they’re taking over My Body.
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
// my fingers are twitching… I Have This urge to make that shovel knight account God Damn It
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
// okay, i apologize but there’s been technical difficulties. ACTUAL smartopia incoming now
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
// smartopia incoming. just y’all wait. 💯
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
>A “DESALE”, IF YOU WILL. >OR UNSALE? >NON-SALE? >NONSENSE?
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
>WHAT IF INSTEAD OF A SALE, THE PRICES INCREASED.
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
// okay. I’m not too sure what got into me there. i apologize. 😓
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
// what’re you looking at?!? i’m not doing this for you or anything!! hmph, baka…
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
// you greedy greedy bastard, fine, you’re getting both
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
// len been waiting for fucking months bro I feel bad
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
// william afton and len kagamine… gulp…
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
// whenever i remember an account I still haven’t made, I hear the Sonic.exe appear sfx
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: || P. COMMODUS! @computeroftomorrow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
// you’re using your mind control powers on me again. i don’t appreciate it.
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