computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026what were they smoking when they came up with THIS one?!?!?!?! 😱⁉️🙈💣💯🔥🤷 011
computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026streaming Bomberman Hero in like 10 minutes twitch.tv/computereggs 000
computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026imma try to stream at 8 pm est idk what i'm gonna play yet but just keep me in your heart alwayyyssssssssss 010
computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it's like a billy in the grease outside 000
computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026she call me the Feastable the way my package take her to her break point 010
computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026the old man is snoring way too loud again. Let's kill him and make it look like an accident. We'll write a song that says he bumped his head. 100
computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026introducing Attention Span in a Can™️ 001
computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026planting a water seed to grow a tall refreshing glass of water 000
computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026She's a lesbian, you say? Never fear...I'm sure she'll recognize my *sapphic* qualities. (i walk over to flirt with her) (i get punched to the floor before i can say anything 010
computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I can prove using science that allistic people are not ensouled @WorldHealthOrg 010
computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Just because you won the argument doesn't necessarily mean you're right. In fact, I'm such a genius, I'm sure I'm still correct for reasons I didn't even think of! So yeah - we call that "checkmate" look it up 000
computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i have a neural net processor that predicts the apocalypse every nanosecond thereby preventing the messiah from returning to earth 000
computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The Botched Circumcision Ray...I told them not to build it. Told them it would only bring more suffering into the world. They didn't listen. 010
computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i found a dr seuss book while crawling through a sewer but in actuality it was a dr sluice book!!! i read it to my children & it gave them sludge knowledge 000
computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026nintendo is abusing the prestige of the direct to make me wake up early to see a bunch of dlc 010
computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i got a plan to make my money grow like gerber life 💸👶💯🔥👨🍼 000
computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026i'm so hype for the direct tomorrow give me a sauceless sm64 remake where they only change is they take out the blj like in the shindo version i believe they are that washed 010
computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026why did they give him fetal alcohol syndrome 010
computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026the more time passes the more respect i have for The Odd Gentlemen 100
computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026when people get mad about angelica from trails 010
computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Drew myself in the Panty & Stocking style to use as the base for a PNGtuber, so you know what I'm about from frame one ✌️ 081