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computereggs.bsky.social

@computereggs.bsky.social
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egg, 29m, autistic & my special interest is Panty & Stocking. aspiring entertainer, hobbyist illustrator, not a cynic i promise

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computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what were they smoking when they came up with THIS one?!?!?!?! 😱⁉️🙈💣💯🔥🤷
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computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
streaming Bomberman Hero in like 10 minutes twitch.tv/computereggs
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computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
imma try to stream at 8 pm est idk what i'm gonna play yet but just keep me in your heart alwayyyssssssssss
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computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's like a billy in the grease outside
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computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
she call me the Feastable the way my package take her to her break point
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computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the old man is snoring way too loud again. Let's kill him and make it look like an accident. We'll write a song that says he bumped his head.
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computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
introducing Attention Span in a Can™️
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computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
planting a water seed to grow a tall refreshing glass of water
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computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
She's a lesbian, you say? Never fear...I'm sure she'll recognize my *sapphic* qualities. (i walk over to flirt with her) (i get punched to the floor before i can say anything
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computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can prove using science that allistic people are not ensouled @WorldHealthOrg
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computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just because you won the argument doesn't necessarily mean you're right. In fact, I'm such a genius, I'm sure I'm still correct for reasons I didn't even think of! So yeah - we call that "checkmate" look it up
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computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i have a neural net processor that predicts the apocalypse every nanosecond thereby preventing the messiah from returning to earth
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computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Botched Circumcision Ray...I told them not to build it. Told them it would only bring more suffering into the world. They didn't listen.
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computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i found a dr seuss book while crawling through a sewer but in actuality it was a dr sluice book!!! i read it to my children & it gave them sludge knowledge
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computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
nintendo is abusing the prestige of the direct to make me wake up early to see a bunch of dlc
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computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i got a plan to make my money grow like gerber life 💸👶💯🔥👨‍🍼
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computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i'm so hype for the direct tomorrow give me a sauceless sm64 remake where they only change is they take out the blj like in the shindo version i believe they are that washed
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computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
why did they give him fetal alcohol syndrome
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computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the more time passes the more respect i have for The Odd Gentlemen
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computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
when people get mad about angelica from trails
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computereggs.bsky.social @computereggs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Drew myself in the Panty & Stocking style to use as the base for a PNGtuber, so you know what I'm about from frame one ✌️
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