Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026toddler asked me what this was. I said "It's a floor-zamboni." 000
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I know! We need another Paleoseismic Trench Cake! 040
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026okay the OpenAI hack's XKCD reference made me snort coffee. xkcd.com/2347/ 010
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Okay this really surprised me. I keot hearing it was damn *hot* in the Cretaceous, when CO2 levels were high, but this recent geochemistry Tyrannosaur-tooth study is like "nah, these are summers you *wish* you had" 100
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I hope the square shape is a choice 100
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 18/08/2026To me, it's like a class to specifically learn heiroglyphics. First we learn a T, then we learn how to add fancy ribbons to it. I would never write the cursive with a pencil/pen. It's not easier, that's fer sure. 100
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I mean, they just scream "cool" no? 020
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Still love this title as an all-time favourite 010
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026ah, this one commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Be... 100
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Lol I wonder how long before they have the guts to say the "akshully the feeeemales would all prefer to make us mens sammiches in the kitchen as barefooted preggers" part as loudly as any other public policy they push. Fuck the Heritage Foundation. www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/07/heri... 130
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 16/07/2026This suggests there are business karaoke problems 101
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026oh look. ice cream. for dogs. ice cream for dogs. 000
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 28/06/2026had to whip up a quick berfdee card 🧪 140
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Folks posting images in order to convey some kind of meaning... use alt text. It is essential for blind/low viz folks BUT ALSO ORDINARY LIE-FI. 000
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 26/06/2026best one today was "Hottest heatwave ever for EU" and my brain was like 070
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 24/06/2026(it gets turned off now, going to bed) But I just read this, and laughed. During the peak of the day, the room is over 40°. We only get down to 32° by opening windows right before bed IF it's lower outside, like 26°. 110
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Tell me again how unethical this picture is? 000
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Also, most of us consider news photos a component of journalism (not decoration), and this for example would not be acceptable either. 100
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Hey #bug people what is this bug? Someone posted it somewhere without context. It looks like a baby. 001
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Huh we have this in NL, they call it "begrijpend lezen" (reading to understand). 100
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 25/05/2026This article made me cough. In a bad way. 110
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 16/05/2026old religious lady down the street gives me christian ww2 emotional-woman novels and even though she says "you don't have to read them if they're not your thing" she keeps giving me them as if they're my thing 000
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Wait, are you both talking about cites at the end of a sentence? 210
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 13/05/2026So, like, I'm not allowed to watch a video in my country (who the heck is LDS?), but I guess if I walk across a border or something, I'm suddenly human enough to deserve seeing it? Fucking geo-ip bullshit. Don't put it on the internet if it's not for the world. 100
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Tanuki-San. Goes swish-swish in the wind. 000
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026new avatar: "surrounded by cat people" 120
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026srsly why can't I hit Enter to activate this (poorly-coded) button? ...srsly who thought <button role="button" tabindex="0" aria-label="the text already inside the button"> with a manually-coded event listener for "clicks" was a good idea? LLM must've coded it. 100
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 13/04/2026As I attempted to follow the story, I was greeted repeatedly by The Most Interesting Man in the World, buffed up from... cat-isthenics. 000
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 09/04/2026More and more and more, when reading articles of middle-rank scammy stuff, the ads are these super disgusting little AI films, almost always with dripping substances. They make me physically ill and any website placing these disgusting ads deserve all their visitors to use strenuous adblocking. 000
Compton Scatterbrained @comptonscatter.bsky.social · 03/04/2026We hebben hier verder in het noord een verdronken waard :) 000