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Lobster Bisque

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He/him Ffxiv modder but i only post about my mods once every century Helio: heliosphere.app/user/7k5jfj65s17e90…

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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 7h
500 people have already been killed on all sides we need a treaty
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 7h
When I’m walking through the forest in a fantasy world with someone and they want to make small talk (the author wants to smoothly incorporate worldbuilding in):
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 7h
I think this person just really doesn’t like arby’s, hard to call it mediocre when mcdonalds exists
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
**and the population estimates of the Americas are based on what colonizers saw, which is flawed in many different ways. It’s also estimated that the europeans wiped 10% of the world’s population when colonizing the Americas, so do with that as you will
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is just not true, there was estimated to be over 100 million people in the Americas and Africa by 1500, which definitely beats Europe by nearly double at the time. 60% of the world’s population was still in asia though, which is still true today. So majority was in Asia but not “most”
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do you think they have 4 hands to flip someone off with, or are they sheathing and unsheathing the middle finger 4 separate times?
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What their cousin did:
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Doom Slayer's Hellish Battle
ALT: Doom Slayer's Hellish Battle
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Idk man, looking at your account I’m pretty sure you’re just promoting eugenics but using “leftist words” because you’re a pussy who knows you’ll get your ass beat if you say you want poor kids to die directly
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I got my foreskin restored talking to this people too, what a coincidence
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If Power is Extreme Hitomi Katase then who is mild hitomi katase
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In an alternate universe theres a world peace version of this where everyone is allowed and they all get to be goofily wet instead
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Deviantart sure has changed
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“We think you might have participated in duel citizenship fraud. When dueling the other guy you didn’t even try”
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[2/3] …the fact that I’m SILLY!! 🤪🎪🤹🤡 with uhhh i forgot what i was talking about
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I dont get it, why
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me with my own breakfast recipe of fried cinnamon potatoes 🤤🤤🤤 (theyre so fucking good)
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Person scared of watermelons: ahhh ahhh oh my god!!
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Idk, the democrats looked fire at the party. sleepy joe sure as hell didn’t sleep on this one🔥
Joe biden with a perm, the white boy perm that the influencers always have Joe biden with a perm again
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Isnt luna the most powerful mage ever? What stops her from casting the heroin spell? Plot hole
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I just lost my job and im still not unemployed enough for this
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah man the oil through the strait of hormuz will be SO normal in mid April that it’ll be like, 120% normal bro. Trust me it’ll be more normal than normal in no time
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Legitかも知らない…
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You think this is funny or okay?!
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cum car origin story just dropped???
An edit of a ben garrison comic where two cars are at a gas station, one yellow and one white. The white car, labelled “cum car”, is at the white pump that dispenses cum apparently. It tells the yellow car at the piss station, labelled “piss car”, “You’ll never be a real car”. The yellow car is upset and trembling because the piss station is closed due to a piss outage. The comic is titled “the transitioning”
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bold of you to educate a sigma male on his own sperm. They’re all nonbinary with capabilities unseen before. I will sow my seed of destruction and my haters will perish
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
thats what all my sperm looks like… heh… 𝔾𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥’𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕒 𝕤𝕚𝕘𝕞𝕒 𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕖. 🐺
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me when they ask me if i stole the artifact (i have a suspiciously artifact shaped lump in my throat)
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
post claims HRT will make you voilent -> person posts study disproving this in replies -> someone else asks if roid rage isn’t real (seemingly with confusion/curiosity) -> i explain how steroids are different from just high T I can see how my statement looks like its in bad faith tho in retrospect
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yeah because i was talking about steroid abuse in this example. HRT aims to keep the patient in healthy ranges by working up to it, while steroid usage is the opposite
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Key word here is “natural”, steroids put testosterone levels far past the healthy range. I imagine hormone levels getting messed up would make someone pissed as is, never mind a sudden 10x increase in T levels
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Genuinely the shit that happens in my dreams
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i like men 🇸🇻🇵🇷 @ilikemen.heliosphe.re · 11/09/2026
ko-fi.com/workingelezen My legal case is going to mediation. It will be around 8,000 dollars. I am not going to ask for all of that, so I once again will remind you that I have a ko-fi you can support me with.
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wait, my left or your left??
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nah, blocker was nonbinary and the person they blocked was on some transmed bs
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I might be out of touch because what the fuck does any of this mean
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
John Porn’s email address LEAKED?!
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why are they so textured. Did the person who made the models just have a bunch of material presets made and decided to go crazy with it
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“Mwaa! Mwao! Mrrrp rrao” -Uni
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i feel like i just watched a side character die in my arms mid sentence right as they were about to tell me who the killer is
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Ichimakesart (COMMISSIONS OPEN IN SEPTEMBER 👁 save a slot) @ichimakesart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you see this, post a monster!
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i dont think i have the stamina for ALL states
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wanna see something weirder
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Kala Paint @kalapaint.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Kala Paint is out! I'm @olawson.bsky.social , professional artist for 15 years, then game dev, now wrote the painting software I wish I'd been using all this time. GPU-run creamy brushes, no subscription, no gen AI crap, hand-coded with ideas from artists in our Discord, and more added weekly!
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yllisne @yllisne.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
hiiii, I made some sign language animations for you <3 Eorzean Sign Language - for all your deaf or hard-of-hearing WoLs, or if you're using sign language irl 🩷 It includes talking animations in ASL on idle6, confirm, converse, and love sign on /dote! #yllimods
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Snapchat story that just says “Baseball ⚽️”
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I am queer i just want to be the first one to lose my grasp
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
𝕀𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝕞𝕪 𝕛𝕠𝕓 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
aa spooky jumpscare hahah i got you heehee look how scared hahahahahahahaa i only want to see you in fear
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Aaaaaugh Emoji Screaming
ALT: Aaaaaugh Emoji Screaming
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Lobster Bisque @comicallylarge.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
cooling fans for maximum performance
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