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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
AU
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
that if an omega's heat is triggered in your presence, away from their regular preferred heat nest, you make them feel safe, comfortable, and taken care of in your presence. You are a good candidate for a mate.
1 week later..

They are both standing next to each other. SY is flushed, and he clears his throat and says "Thank you for letting me stay at your apartment".XF is now also blushing. He coughs and says "Aiyah it's fine, it's fine.." He hands a bubble tea to SY.

There is an awkward silence.

Then they both explode.

XF: NO, actually you know what?! Next time do it in your own pkace! Now my whole place smells o you!

SY: HAH?! As if I wanted to in the first place! Your apartment is a grabage dump maybe clean-
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Beta! SQH/ Omega! SY✈️🥒 Your omega friend randomly goes into heat at your place. Oh no. They both think it was an accidental occurance, but what they forget (vehemently deny in SY's case) is - #人渣反派自救系统 #svsss
Xiang Fei is standing in the doorway, holding a plastic bag. He says "Yoo guess who FINALLY got the youtiao! And I woke up estra early too! So don't ever say I never did anything nice for you.." In the second picture he looks shocked.Shen Yuan is in heat, he is sitting on the floor. He is sweaty and flushed. He is leaking slick and sweating profusely. He says "...Xiang Fei?"A heat addled SY says, "Why do you smell so ..good?". Stickman Xiang Fei looks at the scene for the moment before slamming the door. He says "Sorry for interrupting" Wrong apartment.XF is slumped against the closed door, and is smoking. He says "Ah... Fuckfuckfu..."
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
OG! SQH/ XF! SQH I like to imagine Shangcest is just OG!Sqh happily encouraging XF's worst traits. They both would and have done things in order to survive. The difference is OG fully embraces this, and he wants XF to do the same. We fall together, we rule the hells together type mentality.
Xiang Fei looks worried. OG!Shang Qinghua is peering from behind him, handing him a dagger. He is smiling.
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"- could have been considered proper and handsome, it was just that in his every word and action there was an inescapable air of sleaziness." ✈️
Several Shang Qinghuas. There is a chibi one eating melon seeds, one holidng a pipe, one just standing, and one smiling with his finger under his chin. All are smiling and looking sleazy.SQH with a pipe looking calm and collected, but his inner thoughts are screaming and crying and yelling.
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Part 4:
Shang Qinghua dressed in the stolen Xiang Fei robes, goes to see Mobei-jun. He says 'Ah Dawang! I have something really important to tell you..'

Mobei-jun, on a throne looks amused at SQH. He says 'Hm. Then why are you so far away?'MBJ says 'Come closer.'

Behind SQH's back, there is a bloodied needle like weapon.
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Part 3:
Shang Qinghua says 'Truly, it is a bit of a pity. I would have loved to study you. Oh well.'

The SYSTEM reflection light in Xiang Fei's eyes goes out. A tear falls.
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Part 2:
Shang Qinghua yanks a mutton fat jade necklace off a corpse. He says to the corpse:

'Now I bet he gave this to you didn't he? Though I am suprised. I didn't think he was capable of such gestures. Certainly very different from any 'gifts' he had given me.'

He puts the necklace around his neck.Then Shang Qinghua, who is fully dressed, asks the Xiang Fei corpse if 'Anyways, what do you think? Think he will be able to notice?'

He is dressed in stolen robes from XF.
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
SIMULACRUM. Part 1: #人渣反派自救系统 #svsss
Shang Qinghua is putting on his robes and his jewellery. He is smiling.Shang Qinghua is wrapping his robe sash and putting up his hair.
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Something
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Mobei-jun❄️❄️ #人渣反派自救系统 #svsss
MBJ shirtless. He is holding a severed head, cut by his black ice swords. He is a bit bloody, and he is eatting an eyeball.A demon maid asks the shirtless MBJ if he would like his robes, but he declines. He is secretly looking at SQH, who is also looking at him.
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Old and new, me and you, one in the same. #人渣反派自救系统 #svsss
Xiang Fei and his Shang Qinghua body. There is XF holding a SQH mask, SQH looking at his old XF reflection in the mirror, SQH tearfully holidng his old body. Chibi SQH screaming, but XF staring impassively.
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
HC: it's not as if SQH isn't strong, it's just he doesn't apply himself. He is an immortal cultivator after all. A peak lord. From An Ding. That does a lot of physical labour. In the end it's still a skinny twig who was on his computer all day in a cultivators body. #人渣反派自救系统 #svsss
SQH/XF lifting up a heavy box, carrying a cartful of heavy items. He is complaining that other peaks "Know how to shop, don't know how to bring it up yourselves!" and "Because An Ding has nothing else to do!"

SQH is also saying "Come and grab your shit" to a disciple of another peak, however changes his mind. Instead he says "Shizhi, please tell your shizun his 5000 boxes of high grade paper has arrived." He looks unamused.
Chibi SQH throwing a heavy rock to vent his frustration. A demon approaches and threatens him. Instead of fighting him, he cries for MBJ.
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Tiny ✈️
chibi sqh
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
OG! SQH/ XF! SQH Those twin peaks of An Ding. One seems to knows everything. And the other one is always scheming. Really now. It's a terrible combination honestly.
Both OG!SQH and XF are sitting on a luohan bed, enjoying a nice calm cup of tea. It is almost dusk. OG!SQH is smiling, but XF seems nervous. They are both looking at you.
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Top! SQH/ Bottom! SY✈️🥒 How to change the topic: Xiang Fei edition. #svsss #人渣反派自救系统
SY is yelling at XF, worrying about his eating habits. XF looks uncomfortable. XF then suddenly pushes his face towards SY. SY looks shocked.SY looks shocked. His face is flushed as XF continues to stare at him. He finally yells at XF who looks away. The topic of conversation has been sucessfully changed.
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Woeful little god! Has anyone ever greeted you with a smile? #人渣反派自救系统 #svsss
Shang Qinghua (Xiang Fei) looking at the viewers screen. The background is cracked, with various characters (SY, LBH, the System, his parents, and peak lords) looking at him unpleasantly.
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
SQH and SY are surrounded by their many children, with heavy eyebags. 

SQH: Trying to open up a new sect?

SY: How about you? Northern Desert planning world domination?
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Competition #人渣反派自救系统 #svsss
MBJ looks at a happy and glowing LBH and SY, with a heavily pregnant SY. MBJ then stares down ,upset, at SQH.A confused chibi SQH stares up a MBJLBH looking at a happily glowing MBJ and SQH, with a heavily pregnant MBJ. He is crying and looking up at someone, begging.SY looks down wearily at LBH, with his many children surrounding him. He doesn't know whether to laugh or cry.
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
OG! SQH/ XF! SQH How curious.
Og! SQH is standing below and staring at SQH (Xiang Fei) who has been tortured. SQH's body is glitching.

OG!SQH: Oh? now this is interesting. And here I thought you were some sort of skin stealing demon. But, seems like you are a but more than that arent you?
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Upstanding citizen
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Top!SQH/ Bottom!MBJ ✈️❄️ Would you still love me if I were actually a short-stacked skinny twink?
SQH is wondering if MBJ still finds him attractive in his Xiang Fei body.

MBJ in the second panel is raring to go. Boobs out, bed ready, lube and condoms ready. He is wondering 'Why is he so late?'
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Catfishing #人渣反派自救系统 #svsss
Based on the 'Twink death' meme. Instead,  Peerless Cucumber's social media account says 'Twunk death is a terrifying thing'. There are two pictures comparing Xiang Fei in his SQH body(twunk mode), and his normal twink body.
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
A good shizun always teaches his disciples important skills. a) Acting pathetic. (Effective against demons, easy to learn, and dignity not required) #人渣反派自救系统 #svsss
Four Shang Qinghuas, all acting pathetic. One is a chibi screaming, one is on his side. One is in a sitting position. One is on the floor. All are slightly sobbing.

Shang QInghua wipes his snot and tears in front of his students and the exchange goes as follows:

SQH: -works even better if you do a bit of thigh hugging as well. Any questions?

Disciples: Shizun when can we learn something important? Like cultivation techniques...

SQH: This is IMPORTANT.
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CometEater @cometzyshaa.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
You found me. #人渣反派自救系统 #svsss
Shang Qinghua's rotting body is on the floor of his apartment. He is faintly smiling.  Nearby, there is his phone, a stool, laptop, and his spilled cup noodles. His body is badly decomposed and rats have been gnawing on him. His phone says : Landlord, 1 missed call.
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