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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Cartoon illustration, bottom of left of image: JD Couch Fcker Vance wearing grey suit red tie holding a mountain dew and pointing behind himself with his thumb says "they're just crazy cat ladies" 
Top right: Kamala Harris wearing black suit lav-blue shirt is riding in on a snarling tiger labeled women voters
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
For posterity, March 18, 2026 at 4:07pm PST Views: 3,240,183
Screenshot of YouTube Video: Afroman's Lemon Pound Cake (Official Music Video).
Specifically to show current view count: 3,249,183

https://youtu.be/9xxK5yyecRo?si=6nx_-TB9eqoTPb3_
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Can this be a solution?
Two images, on left side:
- Small yellow 1990s-era Komatsu excavator working to clear sand from [mostly cropped out: the red/marine-blue bow of the 200,000-tonne 400-meter-long Ever Given container ship, which was wedged in the bank of the Suez Canal]
- Right side:
Map-illustration image, Strait of Hormuz flipped upside down [as the shape of the Omani Musandam Peninsula somewhat resembles a ship's (Ever Given) bow]
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Put me in coach!
A small yellow 1990s-era Komatsu excavator working to clear sand from the red/marine-blue bow of the 200,000-tonne 400-meter-long Ever Given, which was wedged in the bank of the 2021 Suez Canal

(Operator Abdullah Abdul-Gawad worked 21-hour days and became a viral symbol of the March 2021 Canal blockage)
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I loved when he made an appearance during the NYC mayoral election campaign
The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point guy wearing a red Curtis Sliwa beret

https://clickhole.com/heartbreaking-the-worst-person-you-know-just-made-a-gr-1825121606/
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Text: "BREAKING, JD Vance's illegitimate son found living in squalor" 
Image: filthy stained torn dark grey 3-cushion, which are missing, couch with a little ivy growing on it abandoned in an ally
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Honey Nut CheeriHOs
Image: cover of a (golden light-dark honey colored background and yellow font) "Honey Nut CheeriHOs" cereal box. 
- Tiddy shaped red breakfast bowl filled with tiny tiddies.
- Flying Big Naturals Bee holds a huge wooden honey dipper
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Plus, couch fucker
Distracted Boyfriend Meme (see Wikipedia link below), updated with boyfriend JD Vance checking out a the pretty sexy turquoise/teal tufted couch with dark brown brown legs strutting by, while his disgusted (boring, human, long haire brunette in light blue tank top) girlfriend glares a "wtf?!" at him

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Distracted_boyfriend
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The abandoned "puppy" my sweet animal loving Uncle rescued from the side of the road in rural New Mexico. She was brought to a rescue the next day and is doing great. Her mom was most likely shot/killed by a rancher :(
A small coyote pup held in the arms of a man in a long sleeved light blue plaid button up shirt
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
ClickHole's "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point" neme guy (balding man squinting somewhat intently, thin-lipped, in front of a blurred background) wearing a Sliwa-trademark red beret
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Yummy! Seriously, I'm one of those weirdos who loves their particular (sulfur-rich thiol + thioacetates) fragrance Luck for me in AZ we have nearly-blind boar-like peccaries, Javalinas that emit a strong skunky musk to navigate and identify each other In fact, it's dangerous to go alone. Take this
A single AZ Javalina, family/herd out of frame, investigating a rocky flower bed of bloom-less Iris leaves looking for anything edible. They aren't picky.

Javalinas are stocky, pig-like animals covered in coarse, salt-and-pepper fur and have a distinct collar of white hair around their necks. They have a pig-like snout, short legs, and large canine teeth that protrude from their jaws. A key feature is the scent gland above their short tail, which gives them a musky odor and is used to mark territory. 

Note: the adults are ugly but the babies are adorable. Beware, mom will charge at you if you get near them though!
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Most notable from our wild AZ backyard: Deer Javalinas Coyotes Tarantulas - also big as my hand Bluejays - most memorable but probably least favorite bc they're so loud and quarrelsome lol
Image: a left hand, wrist and few inches of arm stretched out towards and about 3-4 inches away, for comparison, to an almost same sized big beautiful tan-brown-black hairy tarantula, chillen on a green/gray stucco wall on an Arizona summer night
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Reference
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
George Hamilton says "Good God Man. NO"
George Hamilton, American Actor, salt and pepper hair brushed back rocking a "pencil mustache"and a smile. Wearing a pinstripe suit with a white shirt and a diagonally striped tie, circa 1973. Getty images
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Image: Zohran style campaign poster, vivid blue background,  yellow font with orange shadow effect 
Text: TIME FOR Schumer to RETIRE
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Image: Zohran Mamdani's old-school Bollywood style campaign poster. Vivid blue background, bold yellow text with an orange drop shadow effect
Text: TRUMP for CUNTS

in memory of Janey Godley, Scottish stand-up comedian, actress, writer and political activist
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
OMG. W.T.F.
The outside of the White House has "The Presidential Walk of Fame" in gold script letters. There are gold framed portraits under the letters.
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Text: 🎶 I fucked the sofa! But I did not fuck the ottoman 🎶
 
Image: shmarmy bearded faced JD Vance wearing a cheesy shiny grey suit, white colored shirt and medium purple tie"
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Image (top): The arms rests of two medium-tan (human skin-toned) leather couch pushed together. The combined shape of which look like 2 legs and a booty (lol)
Image (bottom): JD Vance face on the body of a Black man (Anthony "Spice"  Adams, who other meme) wearing a yellow jacket, rubbing his hands and licking his lips.
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Menswear Guy only cooks racist ignorant aholes so you're good And for others who come to him with might be considered dubious fashion hot-takes, which I have no idea if includes MO jackets, he very kindly and informatively offers advice and better alternatives My personal favorite takedown
Twitter screenshot of Derek Guy (Menswear Guy)
D: I think this is he official tartan of the smurfs clan
[Image, split]
Left: seen from the mid-waist up, Gavin Miles McInnes, Canadian far-right ahole and founder of the Proud Boys, white dude with white/grey greased-back hair and stupid looking goatee wearing ugly blue tartan print suit jacket, pink shirt matching blue tie, sitting at a desk speaking into a microphone 
Right: 6 blue smurfs, including Poppa, in front of a mushroom house

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gavin_McInnes
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
❤️
2 kitties"fighting" over drinking out of the faucet. 
They have fresh water bowls but still beg for extra fresh faucet water every day.
 
Literally sitting in the sink pitifully loudly meowing until they get their way, which they regularly do.

I put a big bowl below the faucet to catch the water to reuse in the garden and turn on a trickle for them to lap.

Here you see our sweet big fluffy grey/white long-hair boy looking at me despondently begging me to "do something!", sitting on the counter right next to the sink, bc his tiny lil light-grey short-haired sister kicked him out, which he always let her do.
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Image (Illustration): Background: Black sky with pink clouds. 
Foreground: A woman, seen from mid-thigh up, with long wavy light-colored hair, wearing a pink short sleeve button up blouse and long teal skirt is laying on the light blue rocky ground on her left side. 
She's been impaled by 10 long swords from her neck, breast, arms to upper thighs. Black blood pools below her.
She's holding her phone up towards her face, eye closed, with her right hand 
TEXT: EVERYTHING IS FINE
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Dear Bari
I ain't reading all that
I'm happy for you tho
Or sorry that happened
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Red cloth fitted baseball cap (Trump hat) with white embroidered words:
XXV (25th) Amendment 
Section IV (4)
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Herd/family of Javalinas investigating a leaf compost pile under a tree. 
Appearance: Peccaries have a pig-like appearance with coarse hair, a large head, and a circular snout. 
Teeth: They possess spearlike canine teeth that are visible through their lips.
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Red baseball cap with white lettering that reads "Trump a Pussy Ass Bitch" 
Hat (intended) tip to the lovely "filthy mouthed" (approvingly) Chrissy Teigen (2019)
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/sep/09/trump-chrissy-teigen-john-legend-twitter-criminal-justice-reform
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Correction but same difference Tylenol is manufactured by Kenvue, a consumer health company that was spun off from Johnson & Johnson in 2023.
Image of Kenvue's stock (KVU) dropping to a new 52 Wk low of $16.97 USD −1.37 (7.47%) today
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
My kitties are ready to join your frog eating feast Martha 💪🏽
In a brown river surrounded by jungle a beautiful Jaguar, tawny fur with dark rosette fingerprint-like patterns and whose golden eyes seemingly stare into the camera as it's powerful jaws chomps on a caiman's (large crocodilians) head and it's paws/claws wrap around its torso
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Omg it's real. And it's HUGE (that's what she said)
A large (15.74''x 7.87) 3-compartment wood charcuterie board that absolutely looks like a curved dick and balls, penis head and all. 

Walmart suggests it would make a great Mother's Day gift 😂 and "can cater to all your various needs"
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Too distracted by this adorable little boy's face expressing amazement? Fear? Hunger?
Little 8-9 yr old Hispanic boy wearing a red shirt expressively stares at a big ass pile of onions on a grill
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Image:
Person holds up smarrphone to TV Screen 
The person TV, Lin-Manuel Miranda, has a concerned expression on their face as they "appears" to read the horrors on their smartphone

Tldr: WTF?!
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
JD Vance says
Meme
Top of image, text:
🎶I fucked the sofa! 
But I did not fuck tht ot-to-man🎶
Below text: JD Vance wearing his very punchable man baby face with a beard and shiny dark grey suit jacket with a crooked purple tie
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
AZ pop: 5.5M of the 7.2M total pop, and 75% of reg voters, live in just 2 of 15 counties. - Maricopa (Phoenix + burbs), patchwork of R and D strongholds - Pima (Tucson), leans Dem I wonder how many easily accessible polling places Hell's Butthole, AZ will have in '28
Map of AZ population density 
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Arizona
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Can we get this OG in the record, again?
Image: Tweet, Christine Teigen, 8 Sep 2019

Text: Lol what a pussy ass bitch. tagged everyone but me. an honor, mister president.
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Image: Screenshot of a Tweet 2019, from Christine Teigen

Text: lol what a pussy ass bitch

*More context: https://slate.com/human-interest/2023/02/pussy-ass-bitch-trump-chrissy-teigen-congress.html
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Or the beautiful Swing/Purple State of Arizona🌵 North AZ = mountains South AZ = desert With 7.6M humans mixed in. The majority clustered around a few city centers, which grew around oh so prescious water sources - Maricopa (Phoenix) 4,420,568M; 63% AZ pop. - Pima (Tucson) 1,043,433M; 14.2% AZ pop.


Population density of Arizona by census tract as of the 2020 U.S. census.
https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Arizona_population_density_2020.png#mw-jump-to-license
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Christine teigen Tweet: Lol what a pussy ass bitch. (Cropped)
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
"If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed…. and we will deserve it,” 
- Graham Tweeted in May 2016
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Submitted✌🏽 Request for future poll: Best Mascot (overall and interpretation/execution)
I ain't reading all that
I'm happy for u tho
or sorry that happened
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Text: Chairy, I have to warn you about JDVance. This is serious 
Image: Pee-wee Herman (wearing light grey suit, white sneakers) standing next to me bending down to tell/warn Chairry (very large light blue anthropomorphic arm chair. She has large eyes, a mouth between the cushions and armrests that hug Pee-wee Herman) that JD Van e is a couch fucker
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Rest in Power Janey Godley
Scottish stand-up comedian Janey Godley gives a high-five to a police officer as she holds a sign in protest stating "Trump is a runt" on the beach outside near Trump Turnberry Luxury Collection Resort during the U.S. President's visit to the United Kingdom on July 14, 2018 in Turnberry, Scotland.
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
MEME. 
Text: "C'mon, Do Something..." 
Image: original, illustration of the White Ninja character poking a dead fish with a stick. 
In this image the dead fish is replaced with a medical illustration showing plaque ("Cholesterol)" buildup in ("Trump's arteries")
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Image: upper-right half of image is JD Vance, from mid chest up, wearing dark blue suit with white colored shirt and red tie with his head turned looking towards his left, smiling
Lower-left half of image is Matt Gaetz, from the neck up, mouth open, looking dumb or drunk
Vance text: I fucked a couch 
Gaetz text: how old was it

Context: JD Vance is a couch fucker and Gaetz is teen-child rapist.
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
How many months was he stuck in a birth canal? Also, Hitler might have let him slide bc he resembles a Pickelhaube (Prussian/German spiked helmet) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickelh...
The Pickelhaube (German: [ˈpɪkl̩ˌhaʊ̯bə] ⓘ; pl. Pickelhauben, pronounced [ˈpɪkl̩ˌhaʊ̯bn̩] ⓘ; from German: Pickel, lit. 'point' or 'pickaxe', and Haube, lit. 'bonnet', a general word for "headgear"), also Pickelhelm, is a spiked leather or metal helmet that was worn in the 19th and 20th centuries by Prussian and German soldiers of all ranks, as well as firefighters and police
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I caught a small-adult javelina in our flower bed (AZ) the other evening He was just eating weeds, instead of rose bushes like last time, so we were cool
A small-adult javalina* standing in a flower bed, surrounded by 2 ft high large leaves, facing the camera. 

*Peccaries: wild pig-like animals with a pronounced snout, coarse salt-and-pepper hair/bristles. 
Avg 3ft lng and weigh 40 lbs. Live in herds. Omnivores.
They can identify each other by their strong odors (seriously, they stink).
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Are you the boss of AT&T?!
image of President Donald Trump appearing to yell at a child, Frank "FX" Giacco, as he mows the White House lawn.
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Headline: Twitter is fun again
Subhead/Joke: DO NOT show this couch to JD Vance
Image: Burgundy and peach/pink shiny (pleather?) L-shaped couch with 5 head/neck area cushions that look remarkably like giant labia majoras and minoras.
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Fri, 6/27/25 2:10ishpm. Table view of U.S. Indices losing value after Trump announced he cancelled trade talk with Canada
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Weeeeeeeeeeeee
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cometsncats.bsky.social @cometsncats.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Text Bubble above image of JD Vance: "I fucked my couch" 
Text Bubble above image of Matt Gaetz: "How old was it?" 

Image Description: top right corner, JD Vance mid-chest up, looking to his left. Wearing blue suit jacket, white shirt, red tie.
half 
Image: Bottom left corner Matt Gaetz, from the neck upn, looking dumb
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