Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The moon looks so beautiful this morning I have #arthritis 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The hardest part of travelling is knowing everyone wants to fuck me 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Depressed in bed with 4 pints of milk 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Messaging a hospital radio to request a song: Hi im on Clarence ward im about to die, can you play cool for the summer by Demi Lovato xx 010
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 16/05/2026"Clean girl aesthetic" and its brushing your teeth 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I once got high and watched cat in the hat. Halfway through I had the most mind blowing epiphany and to this day I cant remember what it was. But when I remember prepare to be amazed 010
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Clocking in at the miserable factory where I work my miserable job to make miserable money to live my miserable life 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I truly have never experienced a sadness like this 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I think im like this because I dont know how to not be like this 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 30/03/2026What if we spread worldwide misinformation about serious things to stop them. For example if the road men catch on to the "fact" that blue razz lemonade will shrink it...what then? 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Feeling: accomplished Ready for work 🥰 Bring on the day 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Gang whats the point of being alive 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Its so hard being gay I asked my friend next door at costa to make me an iced matcha with extra vanilla. I tried the drink in front of her, fucking banging... I had to seriously seriously resist the instinct and urge to tell her she needs her pussy ate 010
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Clocked out from my 7 hour shift to cry on a nearby bench ##justgirlythings 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Im not sure if life is worth living 🌚 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Please god take away my back hair 🙏 I dont think it was meant for me 😓 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Get ya boyfriends out ladies I wanna see em 👹 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Customer: do you have any cut oranges Me: no we only do uncut oranges as god intended 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I put woman deodorant on my left armpit and man deodorant on my right. Woke. 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Is it a bottomless brunch if I come too? xx 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Hearing "excuse me" while at work makes me turn around like Erica Kirkmedia.tenor.coma close up of a woman with a cbs logo on her headALT: a close up of a woman with a cbs logo on her head 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Wiping my ass feels like a saw trap 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I think that everyone that works in a pharmacy should be clapped and chopped so it's less embarrassing buying diarrhea relief pills from them 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I TAKE IT BACK I TAKE IT BACK BLEEZ 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Why does sabrina carpenter want her men all incompetent xx 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Imagine your BEST FRIEND choking you out because mr wotsit told her to 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Oh my god he's just walked in with Chloe Brocket 010
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 27/12/2025White people love Coleslaw and old people love feeding the birds xx 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Bus driver wig on my bald ass head topped with a hairnet Happy Saturday 🫡 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Daily affirmation: I deserve to be loved with or without a hairnet 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 19/12/2025So excited for the new spin off of #behindhereyes on Netflix 🥰 cant wait to watch up her ass #netflix 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 17/12/2025*cat acting up* "But Spirit youve already been DP'ed what more could you want" 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 17/12/2025*Bestfriend playing with the cat* Me: do you think he would appreciate some double playing? DP, if you will 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Me: on ozempic pretending ive just had a lot of waist-slimming diarrhea "Ive been blessed with A LOT of waist-slimming diarrhea 🥰" 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Hes a solid 7 on a good day but he looks for human teeth to buy online 000
Denise's other ex husband @comepuppet.bsky.social · 19/11/2025This year for #Christmas im hoping for #waistslimmingdiarrhea 010
