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@comedymankelp.bsky.social
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Got more soul than a sock with a hole (he/they 23 leftist)

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Emilie S (COMMISSIONS OPEN) @demiemilie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🚨COMMISSIONS ALERT🚨 Putting out a blast because unexpected bills and expenses have piled up. I specialize in mecha/transformer, superhero, and creature designs. Right now, for full-body, full-colour work, it is $25- 35 USD! dm me for more info. #maccadam #ben10 #idw #marvel #dc #originalart
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Kayla 💛 @kobcritic.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!
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Kelp @comedymankelp.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
6 Kiss back on streaming…maybe we all gonna be okay… open.spotify.com/track/613Kme...
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I'm God
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Gliitch @gliitchtheartist.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Got banned from Twitter lmao
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Kelp @comedymankelp.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Finished Ted season 2 last night
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Kelp @comedymankelp.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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Brad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
“In this moment of political darkness, New York will be the light.” Congratulations @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
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Kelp @comedymankelp.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Just saw the news
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Kelp @comedymankelp.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Five years ago today we lost the greatest to ever do it REST IN PEACE DOOM
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Kelp @comedymankelp.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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open mike eagle @mike-eagle.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
rest in peace D'Angelo. god what a loss
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
R.I.P. ICON D’Angelo 🙏🏾🕊️
An icon
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Kelp @comedymankelp.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
RIP D’Angelo man what the hell
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Kelp @comedymankelp.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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Kelp @comedymankelp.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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Kelp @comedymankelp.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Paul Simon
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Kelp @comedymankelp.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
How it feels to refer to Dipset as “The Diplomats”
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Kelp @comedymankelp.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Pronoun update check bio
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Kelp @comedymankelp.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Post a random photo or everything goes wrong in September
MF DOOM, Madlib, and Quasimoto
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot! CRACKER BARREL: I can't, Sir...
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Deniz Camp @denizcamp.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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Blockhead @blockheadnyc.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I'm a big believer in most of the world existing in a Grey area but I do believe that , in this year of 2025 , if you still ride hard for Trump. You are either evil or dumb as shit (or a combo of both). There is no space outside those two things.
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Kelp @comedymankelp.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽
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Kelp @comedymankelp.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Today’s one of those days where I get the uncontrollable urge to listen to Trick Daddy’s Shut Up twenty times in a row
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
he said he just realized i’m counting to 16 on it
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Deniz Camp @denizcamp.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Hey! We are raffling off a signed copy of absolute Martian manhunter 1 (or another comic I wrote if you want) and a poster! Donate to one of the campaigns in the follow up message, email a screen shot to denizcampcomicbooks@gmail.com and be entered to win! Stop the genocide and Free Palestine.
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De La Soul @wearedelasoul.com · 14/07/2025
Happy Heavenly Birthday MF DOOM! 🎂 youtu.be/XqtGB3QBkUI
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Kelp @comedymankelp.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
New @mike-eagle.bsky.social is excellent, definitely one of my favorite releases this year so far
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Kelp @comedymankelp.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Let God Sort Em Out album of the millennium
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
GoFundMe has set up a page for the Texan flood victims. Each campaign has been verified by the company's Trust & Safety experts, which means you know your money is going directly to families. Please consider donating if you can. Their stories are heartbreaking. www.gofundme.com/c/act/flood-...
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open mike eagle @mike-eagle.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
dems smearing Mamdani and right wing voters cheering tax cuts for the rich are two sides of the dumbest coin
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🍓🍒𝕱𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝕯𝖚𝖗𝖘𝖙 & 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕯𝖎𝖆𝖒𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖘🍎🍉 🔜 🤕😔 @seconddeath.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
posting this bc if I see one more doomer take im going to kill someone with hammers
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
My statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport me and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.
The President of the United States just threatened to have me arrested, stripped of my citizenship, put in a detention camp and deported. Not because I have broken any law but because I will refuse to let ICE terrorize our city.

His statements don’t just represent an attack on our democracy but an attempt to send a message to every New Yorker who refuses to hide in the shadows: if you speak up, they will come for you. We will not accept this intimidation.

That Trump included praise for Eric Adams in his authoritarian threats is unsurprising, but highlights the urgency of bringing an end to this Mayor’s time in City Hall. At the very moment when MAGA Republicans are attempting to destroy the social safety net, kick millions of New Yorkers off of healthcare and enrich their billionaire donors at the expense of working families, it is a scandal that Eric Adams echoes this President’s division, distraction and hate. 

Voters will resoundingly reject it in November.
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Kelp @comedymankelp.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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Welcome To New York City
Cam'ron, JAY-Z, Juelz Santana · Come Home With Me · Song · 2002
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Kelp @comedymankelp.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Autobots, lib out
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Chloe @yandhiisntreal.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
throwing this up here as well if anyone wants to help me out ko-fi.com/chloeisntrea...
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Become a supporter of Chloe today!
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Kelp @comedymankelp.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Once again thinking about how in Phineas & Ferb the Chupacabra is real but Bigfoot seemingly is not
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Kayla 💛 @kobcritic.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Lotus by Little Simz and Magic Alive by McKinley Dixon are sibling albums to me (and the two best rap albums of the year, please check both of them out)
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 14/06/2025
Well, fuck. A Bangladeshi lesbian friend has been issued an ultimatum on marriage by her family. She was, in the past, subject to religious conversion therapy to try to 'cure' her, and now will be married off against her will unless she can secure the funds and documents to escape. Please help.
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Fundraising for a lesbian in Bangladesh. Hera is at risk of being married off she ca… Lotus Kinsey needs your support for A Lesbian Escaping Arranged Marriage
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