Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Some folks didn't think I ment it when I say this is my fit at home but like quite litteraly 5462 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026And finally bubli, I think this gum sums up this whole bag nicely it was old strange unwanted forgotten, left to sit and now taste of the dust that was it's only companion for these many years it wanted to be gum it turned into gum I my mouth but I didn't want it there it didn't wanna be there... 040 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This jolly rancher was softer than a newborns skull it cling to the plastic wrap like a dying soldier begging to not be left in the dirt to die alone but little did he understand that it was to late the second realized he was already dead 010 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This was a flavor I haven't tasted sense highschool, it was an old friend coming to greet me but as we talked he felt different, off in some way I couldn't fully articulate, but almost like someone has stolen his face, but there was no greater mystery he was simply different than my idea of him 030 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Life-saver this boy turned to dust in my mouth some how the act of getting it wet cause it to become sand maybe I am the life saver this day finally freeing whatever soul may have been stuck in stasis in this package and finally letting it return to the greater consciousness 020 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Pirate mints? I guess? They are mints whatever, but why the pirate theme??? I don't understand the story that this candy was trying to tell and much like a pirates lost treasure this candies story will be lost to time.... 030 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026charms, there is a saying I like to use when talking about performance, and that's "we all got about 5 mins of charm in us" it speaks to the core truth that anyone can seem fun at first, l but time will show you who they really are, and time has shown me these are marbles are a slimy cheap trick 030 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The winis, this guy was white when I, unwrapped him I was surprised. when I bit into him he definitely was once ment to be Taffy the same way a star highschool quarterback was once ment to go pro, but time was not kind to him or the winis and now both are harden and bitter 190 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Found ancient bag of candy Someone tossed at the place I clean time to try some~ 8142 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 25/07/2026The secret to never being misgendered just wear a bow in your hair, it's the universal sign of girl 5351 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Still around and still handing out free stuff if you find me it's yours hehehe 0233 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Find me at anthrocon to get free sk8 smoothie merchhh 3536 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 29/06/2026How I'm lookin' watching the hit anime "gettin my back blown out by a hot knight in another world" 5301 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I understand what they mean but like holy shit this is such an insane way to put it 3111 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 04/06/2026So I've been adding hooded cowls to my daily wardrobe and it's been pretty fire 6351 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 01/06/2026While getting my hrt medication the pharmacist asked if I was pregnant, and all in the course of 3 seconds I thought do I look that fat? Maybe it's just cuz medicine stuff, awww, despite literally paperwork in their face saying I'm a transwoman, they still think I have a womb. I guess I'm flattered 5352 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I just moved and I realized I haven't showin off my super cool grown up girl room. 12332 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Ooo tough prolly my oldest stuffed animal his name is fill he's a gila monster who I got on my like 4th birthday and he's survived fires moves floods and just about everything else with me 210 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 05/05/2026A special thank you to firr for reminding me when you touch a hot stove you will get burned 3325 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Tmi Tuesday birthday edition, you have to be nice to me it's my birthday today 24522 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Kevin certainly is a show. i'm kinda in love with is freak 292 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 28/03/2026The trailer bandi just dropped for the Gundam TT war game is fascinating, you can be chop shop hipster's from the 40s be columbine kid and play by yourself, or enjoy a quick game with your child in the middle of family dinner... It just has the weirdest direction 6122 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Furry cons are so weird, I was working in the video game room then was asked if I could make a puppet stage and that made me late to a mock debate panel where I raised charity money ranting about femboi Jesus I'm really proud of the puppet stage 47612 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Day 1 if you are at fur squared and want free sk8 smoothie pins come find me~ 1428 0
Comedybun @comedybun.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Yeah okay... Amazon just fucking scream it why don't you 4402 0