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Combat Parapsychologist

@combatparapsych.bsky.social
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fire up your neighbourhood counterintelligence team, the subdivision over the hill wants to build a solar farm and a new grocery store.
The only thin blue lines I respect are my local rivers and estuaries.
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I should probably try and remember to put a mouth guard in when I’m going to hyperfocus the day away.
Random tools on a dirty car floor
Wiring coming out of a firewall grommetHam radio bolted to truck console with wiring extending away
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bsky screenshot

“We’re screwed” attached to a news story from esquire about how a wealthy businessman from Russia is helping fund trumps ballroom (nothing sketchy about that, right?)

Directly above a photo of football coach Jose Mourinho in a blue jacket with arms out and palms down urging the players to be calm attached to sodrock’s reiteration of the word “calm”
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had a fun car adventure this weekend too: I was replacing my seats and got everything bolted down, last fucking bolt, gave it one extra ugga dugga for torque, broke the floor anchor. Turns out I had rust in the floor pan! So a fun emergency grinding welding tapping repair was had by all
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Username Magenta: “the environment is so bad, it’s forcing republicans to be normal”

Username Pinky Herman: “Tommy Tuberville: WE MUST WAGE JIHAD AGAINST THE FURRY PILOTS”
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So I’m going to vote the alternate universe Malcolm in the Middle ending on the Breaking Bad last season dvd special features. You’ve never seen such a long setup for a joke. Three whole multi season sitcoms and a multi season drama over almost 4 decades had to finish to make this bit land.
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Three things happened to me at a very young age.
The eyes of Golgo 13, from the NES game Golgo 13: Top Secret EpisodeSolid Snake examining a Metal Gear in the original NES gameSniper aiming out a window, and a view through his scope at a window in another building with a person’s silhouette - from the NES game Rescue: the Embassy Mission
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The urologist that did my vasectomy’s name is Dickowski and the one that’s doing my check up next week’s name is Wang. Can you fuckin believe that shit.
Seinfeld image, Jerry at the library: Kramer remarking “That’s like an ice cream man named Cone.”
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Met a friend at the park last night.
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
In case anyone needs this image for their internet adventures.
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
At dad’s garage today getting ready to do surgery on the 4Runner. This is his project.
Hot rod!
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A little drum and bass for ya
Man holding a drum Man holding a bass
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A new visitor in the yard this morning! Gizmo the forest cat came around to get some food and I looked down to see him staring at a turtle. We’ve got all the right conditions here for turtles but haven’t ever seen one. Happily munching on some honeydew shreds.
An orange cat staring at a box turtle.Orange cat staring at a box turtleBox turtle munching on melon bits
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Millard fuckin Fillmore’s name just crossed my timeline, we are in the twilight zone now. Oh, good, Google has your back if you want to know verifiably true information about the guy that ordered the atomic strike on Japan.
Google search results for Millard Fillmore but it’s a photo of Harry Truman
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A single sunflower presides over the community garden plot.
A crisp giant sunflower head
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
So uh for real now…what is even left of a legitimate intelligence service in this country now? Just drop the thing in the usual place if you’re still alive.
Honestly if you’re blind you won’t need this photo anyway. But it depicts someone attempting to rack the charging handle on their AMERICAN rifle the SOVIET RUSSIAN way, thereby allowing us to out him or her as a spy.
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
…im probably going to get a bunch of beers and sit on my patio and stare at them the whole time, silently judging their work. Speaking of vacation.
The view out my back door, where you can see large machinery destroying my treeline and displacing all my tree friends.The Earth has been rent asunder, deep into the core we go.
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
One of the all timers:
Classic tweet from Elizabeth Hackett: Screech up to a yard sale. Ask if they have any haunted amulets. Yell at the dog in the back seat, “I’m GETTING the spell reversed, Greg!”
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
You should grab one these bad boys
News channel KCTV 5 reports that official FIFA World Cup merchandise in Kansas City features the St Louis Arch
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Kramer says “UFC 250 is in a couple weeks. That lawn is going to be filled with sweat, half naked men.”
George replies “ Wha-? For Pride Month?”
Kramer replies with a serious look “No.”
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Good found poetry on the timeline
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Now I don’t want to sound too WOKE but
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The music alone was a national security crisis.
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Found on local fb marketplace
CIA Spy Training board game “Project CIA”
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Oh shit my wife got on the Parks Department board.
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Some shots from my wife’s garden.
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
“You don’t have a better bad idea than this?”
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Some hillbillies have been making homemade tire deflation devices in Phelps County MO the police say “Watch Out!”
Four images of short strips of rubber tubing with nails and screws stuck through them “homemade tire deflation devices”
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
A few rural towns near me that are fighting data centers have spawned FB groups to coordinate and the news stories about this and the Indy alderman getting his house shot up are making the rounds and they are eating it up. Two of the most armed counties in the country and they are basking
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
One of my favorites was the Jungle Strike/Desert Strike games. The actual gameplay was sort of average and spare but the menus and between mission stuff was great.
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you, he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" - BUT IN DUNE
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
From today’s poetry fridge
James Jesus Angleton recites poetry on my fridge two snaps
“who what where why
nervous secret paranoid
please 
do not
panic
the new normal is
a neurotic nightmare”
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
A theory of victory? Too many people are scared to say out loud that a real theory of victory right now involves *denying a reality* to the opposition and how do you do that?
Memri post, two frames, first frame: the main character, SpongeBob, lives inside a giant pineapple. 
Second frame: how do you think he acquired that house? Through jihad.
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Good timing
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Huge book haul the other day, all digital though so no cool picture of a nightstand stack. First up: Supplying War by Martin van Creveld
Book cover text only, Supplying War: Logistics from Wallenstein to Patton by Martin van Creveld
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Getting everything in before the frost
Harvest time for sweet potatoes. A bin of yams and a stretch of torn up dirt.
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Nose tapping secrecy
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I replaced my charcoal canister today and didn’t spark off any fuel vapors.
A wheel and a gadget.
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
We practically raise them here in northern Missouri, growing morning glory vibes and lilac bushes. This photo is a week or two old.
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Ritter doesn’t like it when we talk to the news about covert programs.
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Let’s all go to the banks and ask for our money back, the look on the economy’s face will be awesome!
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Yo an overflowing hat full of hot peppers isn’t something I usually expect to pick in mid October where I live. I guess I should be thankful for the moments when climate horror bears the occasional (literal) fruit.
A hat with a bunch of fresno peppers overflowing it
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Combat Parapsychologist @combatparapsych.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Rhubarb loves to do yoga with me.
Orange cat on his back doing a stretch next to my yoga mat.
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