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Daniel Thompson @dr-thompson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LaMelo finds ANT for 3 and Minnesota forces an early Milwaukee timeout.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/06/2025
if i could snap my fingers and force all journalists everywhere to implement one linguistic tic i think i'd mandate "cars (which kill more than 3,000 people every day)"
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 06/06/2025
I'm sorry I called your outfit courageous
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A$AP DAVEY @combatdavey.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
These Pacers, man… they’re unflappable.
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A$AP DAVEY @combatdavey.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Happy first day of the WNBA season to those who celebrate! I’ve been looking forward to today since my Lynx got jobbed in the Finals. (Napheesa Collier revenge szn loading……..)
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A$AP DAVEY @combatdavey.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
To paraphrase a LinkedIn post I wrote, it’s tough to be a creative taking part in the group therapy session on LinkedIn. It’s lame that they think AI + whatever else negates the need human creatives, bc contemporary professional life needs it’s humanity and creativity more than ever.
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/05/2025
it’s incredibly difficult to understand why no studio boss has never, not even once, decided that a romcom might be improved by an Act II introduction of The Predator
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A$AP DAVEY @combatdavey.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
jump shrimp
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A$AP DAVEY @combatdavey.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Progress isn’t about perfection. Purity culture and holier-than-thou posturing slows progress. I’ve left scenes because leaders spent too much time arguing about whose way was purer and not enough time actually doing anything. Progress happens inch by inch not mile by mile.
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TreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃 @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The whole internet loves Chicago Pope, a Chicagoan who’s been elected Pope! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the Pope is Catholic
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
it was the greatest day in one PR person's life SACRED HEART UNIVERSITY EXPERT ADVISORY For Immediate Release May 8, 2025 AUGUSTINIAN EXPERT AVAILABLE TO DISCUSS NEW POPE
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A$AP DAVEY @combatdavey.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
nice
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ghoulish gosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
P.T. Barnum once said that there's a sucker born every minute; an unholy union of something both Oedipal and Sisyphean, forced to relive the moment of his birth again and again for all eternity...And now, for only ten cents, you too can see the amazing
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Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA @buckyisotope.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
oooh I bet I can finish that sentence
uber ceo says his employees can go...
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A$AP DAVEY @combatdavey.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
It’s a huge bummer when the comment section below a good LinkedIn post starts with a “buy my service/product/course” comment by the OP. I get why they (have to) do it, but I hate how much professional life is just selling oneself + steering every conversation towards a consumer acquisition beartrap.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
It's cool, and feels amazing, to realize that we're going to have a recession because the president thinks that kids have too many dolls now. It's obviously very stupid, but feeling like you should/do have the right to discipline other people's kids is also a core conservative value.
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A$AP DAVEY @combatdavey.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I want a Mike Breen “BANG!” when I plug the USB cable/device into the port correctly the first time.
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A$AP DAVEY @combatdavey.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
You ever get the feeling that you just passed a save point, but in real life?
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A$AP DAVEY @combatdavey.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
three minutes thought would suffice to find this out but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time three minutes thought would suffice to find this out but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time three minutes thought would suffice to find this out but thought is irksome and th
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 04/05/2024
I’ve been banned from the starwars subreddit for repeatedly referring to C3PO as “the aluminum foil"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Whenever I feel bad about being into dork shit I try to remember what I feel when some guy is driving in a classic car and looking at everybody like “pretty cool eh? This is pretty neat isn’t it?” All hobbies are dork shit that’s just what hobbies are.
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A$AP DAVEY @combatdavey.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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A$AP DAVEY @combatdavey.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Seen within one minute of leaving the apt: two senior citizens in a little Smart car-styled mobility scooter rumbling down the sidewalk at 3mph and two young men in their early 20s walking and arguing like an old married couple bc one TOLD the other to BRING A TOTE.
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A$AP DAVEY @combatdavey.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Also Paige Bueckers’ shot looks great and she’s playing with a ton of intensity, I can see her dropping 40 in a game soon — maybe this season
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A$AP DAVEY @combatdavey.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
A’ja Wilson diving on the floor for loose balls in the first exhibition game of the year lmao you love to see it
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 30/04/2025
I’ve given it great thought and I actually think Europeans have nailed hot dog packaging. America needs Hot Dog Jar. Hot Dog Jar can repair the republic.
8 hot dogs in brine
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A$AP DAVEY @combatdavey.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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A$AP DAVEY @combatdavey.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Do you ever look at your life dispassionately and think “When did I decide to be this person? Why do continue being this person? Could I be different? Could I abandon 50% of what I think defines me?” I get that this is a very YoU cAn JuST Do ThiNGs post. I’m just stuck in a moment.
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A$AP DAVEY @combatdavey.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Had a small but significant experience last night during a simple and unspectacular guided meditation I found on Apple Music. I’m not sure how to talk about it yet, but I’ve posted a few times about signal/noise ratio lately and I think it relates directly to that. More to come. Maybe.
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A$AP DAVEY @combatdavey.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Currently doing a massive rewrite on something I was pleased with last Friday. TL;DR I see the holes and weaknesses now. Frustrated, but undaunted. On y va!
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#VeenTeam Day 1 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
News from America: the national press urges its citizens to please touch grass in desperate attempt to limit posting. No, says the populace
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 22/04/2025
it is good and normal that for $8 you can get eggs or a decent set of binoculars from amazon
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
well cutting my life into pieces didn't work so i'm all out of ideas
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?" Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
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susie ghahremani @boygirlparty.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I have a picture book coming out next week! It’s called Rosemary Long Ears & i can’t wait for you to see it. If you pre-order it from my friends at BuyOlympia, you’ll get a two color risograph print, too. buyolympia.com/Item/susie-g...
A risograph print i made of a dog frolicking among wildflowers in two colors (salmon and steel blue) next to the cover of my next picture book.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
A man asks another man with a flabbergasted expression "why are you looking at my feet, Lawrence?" Lawrence kneels down, points to the first man's shoes and asks "are those... are those Sora's shoes from Kingdom Hearts?" The first man asks "what's Kingdom Hearts?" Lawrence grips the side of his head in disbelief. He says "the mystery deepens further..." The first man, annoyed, says "these are medical orthotics, Lawrence."
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/07/2024
I hate my dad’s bidet, man. It has a little remote with inscrutable icons on it and makes twenty seconds of progressively distressing robot noises before squirting. I feel like I’m waiting for a fucking firing squad
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
The Trump incompetence defense reminds me of this essential Lili Loofbourow essay on “the male bumbler.” Abuser and harassment patterns lie at the heart of American conservative practices. theweek.com/articles/737...
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The myth of the male bumbler
How manipulative men use one of our culture's most muscular myths — that men are clueless — and weaponize it into an alibi
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
If Jesus died today DraftKings would be giving odds on the resurrection
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
British TV warnings are like "this program contains language, moving images, and some [in a really disapproving tone] themes". Meanwhile American TV warnings are like "this shit's awesome a guy gets his nuts torn off and then he EXPLODES but uhh you're not gonna love the medical ads in the break."
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 19/04/2025
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Old comic
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