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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any)

@colorless.green
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psycholinguist by training, now working in public health. L1: American English (~Philly). any pronouns, they/she if that's too hard. i do not post as my worksona. posts are mine and not my employer's. linktr.ee/colorlessgrey

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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 02/10/2026
Gavin Newsom is a libertarian who had to put a D next to his name to ascend politically in California
normal rockwell painting meme of the guy standing up and speaking out
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 19/06/2026
the desperation emails are not a good look
email from openscienceframework-noreply.@osf.io with the subject line We miss you at OSF. the body of the email mentions that they noticed I haven't used the platform in a while.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 27/05/2026
children learning language when an adult tries to correct their mistakes
Geordi La Forge meme. Top panel says the other spoon, which Geordi dismisses. Bottom panel says other one spoon, which Geordi approves of.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 11/05/2026
Lord of the rings meme. Gimli says never thought I'd be fighting side by side with Elsevier. Legolas says what about side by side with academic authors? Gimli responds aye, I could do that.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 23/02/2026
come back to twitter, it's the commons
three vampires from the movie Sinners trying to persuade a human that they're totally chill and normal
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 07/02/2026
hmm
In an email to Motherboard, Pinker claimed “my Twitter feed became infested with trolls and bots who kept posting photos with me and Jeffrey Epstein, though I had no connections with him other than third parties who had invited us to some of the same events.”email from Jeffrey Epstein on 9/2/12 that reads i look forward to sponsoring your dream work . 75k.  we will work out the details. Steve Pinker is also a friend (since you seemed to hold him in high regard )
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 25/01/2026
relatedly, this summary from AP news is infuriating. any clear eyed person can tell the political leaders reaching conclusions that aren't supported by the video are fucking lying to justify extrajudicial murder. the news media is too afraid to get sued to say what's evident to the rest of us.
Videos show deadly Minneapolis shooting and political leaders reach different conclusions. 4 minute read.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 02/01/2026
seems accurate
Merriam-Webster post with a gif of rotating words, challenging users to screenshot the gif to find their word for 2026. mine is brain rot.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 01/12/2025
clippy saying it looks like you're a hater. would you like help? there are two options, let the hate flow through you and just ignore them. there is a don't show me this tip again option.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 09/11/2025
ok last one
Mamdani style sign that reads for the first time in forever
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 09/11/2025
here's one for the Democratic party
Mamdani style sign that says learn to win for once
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 09/11/2025
Mamdani style sign that says for whom the bell tolls
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 09/10/2025
i lost control
keyboard with the Ctrl key broken off
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 13/09/2025
hell yeah, haters unite
But I am more than a critic: I am a hater. I am not here to make a careful comprehensive argument, because people have already done that. If you’re pushing slop or eating it, you wouldn’t read it anyway. You’d ask a bot for a summary and forget what it told you, then proceed with your day, unchanged by words you did not read and ideas you did not consider.

I am here to be rude, because this is a rude technology, and it deserves a rude response. Miyazaki said, “I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.” Scam Altman said we can surround the solar system with a Dyson Sphere to hold data centers. Miyazaki is right, and Altman is wrong. Miyazaki tells stories that blend the ordinary and the fantastic in ways people find deeply meaningful. Altman tells lies for money.

And I’m glad they’re lies. Because the makers of AI aren’t damned by their failures, they’re damned by their goals. They want to build a genie to grant them wishes, and their wish is that nobody ever has to make art again. They want to create a new kind of mind, so they can force it into mindless servitude. Their dream is to invent new forms of life to enslave.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 07/09/2025
i know we're justifiably dunking on the garbage LLM prompting post but i simply must give in to the impulse to dunk for another reason, which is that the author of the post wrote "this is a good post" while advertising it. the audacity.
Mike Caulfield describing a substack post written by Mike Caulfield as a good post on how to get better at using AI.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 31/08/2025
my body is a machine that turns interesting information into I forgor
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 03/08/2025
i'm agog at the unnecessary toad slander out there on the trash internet. "despite their squat, bumpy bodies, toads are surprisingly skilled at digging." what are we talking about? their center of gravity is low to the ground and they have very large, powerful legs. that's great for digging.
Why Toads Dig into the Dirt and What It Means for Their Survival by Johanna Kennelly Ullman. read time 7–9 minutes. You might not guess it, but toads are surprisingly adept diggers. Despite their squat, bumpy bodies, toads are surprisingly skilled at digging. These humble amphibians use burrowing as a key part of their survival strategy.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 17/05/2025
pathetic.
guilt trip from Duolingo showing the owl lying dead because I haven't been using the app for 15 days.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 21/04/2025
so they're mycoblogging
Headline that says mushrooms may talk to one another with up to 50 words
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 22/12/2024
fellas, is it gay to not know 50+ population density facts?
map of population density for US counties. The alt text for the map itself reads "50+ Amazing Population Density Facts Every Man Should Learn". literally why is there gender in it.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 08/12/2024
parismarxcom.bsky.social is impersonating parismarx.com, please report the imposter.
screenshot of Paris Marx's actual account with their domain as handle, over 50k followers, and following 356 people.screenshot of Paris Marx's impersonator account with an obvious imitation handle, 122 followers, and following 1k+ people.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 05/11/2024
here we go
screen from Majora's Mask that reads dawn of the final day, 24 hours remain. for me, it's about the election.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 05/10/2024
behold these mighty rings of power
three twisted ring pops. the rings in the show Rings of Power look comically similar to ring pops.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 25/09/2024
this is unconscionable
McSweeney's satire of "in this house" signs that reads "Capitalizations are FOR EMPHASIS, It is NOT SHOUTING, A contrary interpretation ignores the ARTIST’S INTENT."

it is incredibly loud.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 24/09/2024
almost followed, but stopped myself once I realized I'd have messed it up! good luck with the posts
Dr. Katja Thieme's Bluesky profile with 666 followers, 666 following, and 628 posts.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 22/09/2024
lmao
tweet from JD Vance quote tweeting Tim Walz on August 15 2024 that reads "The American people deserve as many debates as possible, which is why President Trump has challenged Kamala to three of them already. Not only do I accept the CBS debate on October 1st, I accept the CNN debate on September 18th as well. I look forward to seeing you at both!" It is extremely funny because Trump doesn't want to get so badly and publicly whomped again.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 17/09/2024
i was so close to having 1337 in my user number. 1377 me be 1337.
Bluesky user brag badge with the number 391377.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 15/09/2024
see the following excerpt from Erin In The Morning's reporting last week on the topic
Tiffany Justice, when asked by CNN, stated that she was happy that Trump was lying about gender affirming care in schools, however:

    “Are kids getting surgery in school? No they’re not.” But she continued that she was still “thankful to President Trump” for making the claim – since, she said, his remark has drawn attention to the important issue of schools facilitating children’s social transitions without parental consent.

    Justice said of Trump’s claim: “It grabbed your attention, and we’re talking about it now, and that makes me very happy.”
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 05/09/2024
voters in swing states writing postcards to other voters in swing states
spiderman pointing at another spiderman
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 05/09/2024
for example, it wouldn't be inaccurate for the alt text of this photo to just say "picture of Donald Trump", but you wouldn't really get the discourse around it based on that description. why not have more fun with it?
picture of Donald Trump where his hand and mouth  look like he's miming the Nancy Reagan special
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 02/09/2024
goose chase meme. in the top panel, a goose with narrowed eyes asks "why is it a long weekend?" to someone just out of frame. in the bottom panel, the goose gives chase to said someone while asking "why is it a long weekend, motherfucker?"
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 11/08/2024
i think we can safely assume the vetting packet on JD Vance looked something like this
screenshot of a furniture catalog with a sleeper loveseat and a sectional. the text above it says "choices, choices, choices!" along with some general descriptions of the store's choices. the joke is that JD Vance allegedly fucked a couch, and the allegation would be reflected in a dossier about him.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 07/08/2024
it's not a real article though
search result for "Rufo superdiarrhea". 3 of the top 4 results debunk the superdiarrhea article screenshot as fake. the other search result is Rufo's Wikipedia page.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 19/06/2024
my body after 35
"I am going to create an environment that is so toxic," meme edited to "I am going to produce a sneeze that is so dad,"
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 16/06/2024
is this a rat exoskeleton?
a still from the film Ratatouille showing Remy the rat on Linguini the human's head, implausibly controlling the human movements by pulling his hair
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 08/06/2024
look upon my works ye mighty and despair
an intentionally ugly shirt that is absolutely covered in images of the only acceptable Praat logo: the original, which is so ugly that it's awesome
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 23/05/2024
unsolicited wick pic
close up of a candle wick
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 22/05/2024
yay
screenshot of Bluesky's direct message settings. the options for who can message you are everyone, users I follow, or no one. I have no one selected.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 18/04/2024
just checked and saw there are settings you can change. I switched Twitter from "warn" to "hide", and I'm hoping that will hide the entire post 🤞
Labels options for XBlock screenshot labeler with three options for each type of content: off, warn, and hide. Twitter is set to warn by default. I've switched it to hide to see what that does.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 17/04/2024
here's what it does on my feed
filter added to a twitter screenshot by XBlock, with a "Show" button that I can click if I want to see the screenshot.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 20/03/2024
tag yourself, i'm non-bicycle
infographic from the City of Pittsfield Bicycle survey showing a spectrum of comfort levels with cycling in mixed traffic. the spectrum ranges from Lance Armstrong (highly confident) to small child (interested but concerned). on the periphery is a standing figure labeled non-bicycle.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 16/03/2024
originally i was thinking ankle for the tattoo location but now i'm realizing the top of the foot would be perfect because the mouth could line up with where the tongue of my shoe would be
janky galaxy brain meme. the first box is somewhat already galaxy brain and says "getting a tattoo that's so ugly it's funny". the second box is full galaxy brain and says "making the tattoo also a pun".
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 16/03/2024
here's a visual for the uninitiated
the original Praat logo in all its glory. ostensibly shows an open cartoon mouth over an ear. my dad once asked me of the ear "is that New Jersey?"
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 13/03/2024
sad to report that this sentence did not continue as expected, and the IRS will not be relocating to Flavortown.
email from IRS Newswire with the subject fragment IR-2024-69: IRS names Guy Fi...
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 03/03/2024
i know the second post is about Dune but the juxtaposition of these two posts in my feed was hilarious to behold
two posts in my feed. the first says "men need to stop exhibiting scaring-the-hoes behavior in my vicinity. they are not scary to me, they are just weird slimy little worms". the next post says "Worm time!"
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 04/02/2024
and here's mine! these little apps are fun shiny.rcg.sfu.ca/u/rdmorin/sc...
Cloud of words in various colors and sizes based on the Google Scholar profile for Gwen Rehrig. Some of the largest words include meaning drawing scene attention scenes visual actions assessments can comparisons developmental look maps performance potential production search semantic sentence speakers acoustic action affordances approach attentional autism batteries biomarkers capture characterize
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 03/01/2024
it's so frustrating that our information ecosystem has sent us back to the state of affairs in, like, 1994. sure, the internet has given us fast access to stuff, but so much of it is unreliable that we need to go back to word of mouth from people we trust.
DO NOT USE APPS FOR IDENTIFICATION PURPOSES BEYOND SIMPLE CURIOSITY. A MISTAKE WHEN IDENTIFYING AN EDIBLE COULD COST YOU YOUR LIFE. DO NOT EAT ANY FORAGED MUSHROOM YOU CANNOT IDENTIFY YOURSELF BY SIGHT OR HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED IN PERSON BY SOMEONE WHO CAN.

Highlighted text: ONLY BUY BOOKS FROM REPUTABLE SOURCES AND AT THIS POINT THAT MEANS ASKING EXPERIENCED PEOPLE WHAT BOOKS THEY USE. End highlight.

Mushrooms are fun, amazing organisms. Enjoy safely.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 01/01/2024
in my headcannon, Office Space is a prequel to Barry. clearly Milton uses the rest of the money after his vacation as start up capital for his hitman for hire operation.
Stephen Root as Milton in office space, with his precious red Swingline stapler.Stephen Root as Fuches with an arm around Bill Hader as Barry in the HBO show of the same name.
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 23/12/2023
ok the research sounds interesting but, more importantly, behold the title. I'm a sucker for a clever pun in the title of an academic paper.
Screenshot of the paper title and authors that reads "LinkedOut? A Field Experiment on Discrimination in Job Network Formation" by authors Yulia Evsyukova, Felix Rusche, and Wladislaw Mill
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🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 03/12/2023
he closes the essay by empowering readers to resist the technology takeover, to not cede our humanity to the machine. "It is possible to ask human questions and to find humane answers."
Finally, the fundamental question the computer scientist must ask himself is the one that every scientist, indeed every human, must ask. It is not “what shall I do?” but rather“what shall I be?” I cannot answer that for anyone save myself. But I will say again that iftechnology is a nightmare that appears to have its own inevitable logic, it is our nightmare.It is possible, given courage and insight, for man to deny technology the prerogative to formulate man's questions. It is possible to ask human questions and to find humane answers.
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