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🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦

@colonelslanders.bsky.social
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You don't know me, but I'm your brother I was raised here in this living hell. You don't know my kind in your world But, fairly soon, time will tell.

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🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @colonelslanders.bsky.social · 39m
This entire exercise has been nothing more than a scam to bring Russian oil back to the international market and end sanctions.
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Just changin' stuff.
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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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WTF is up with the mascara?
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🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @colonelslanders.bsky.social · 21h
Radicalize some kid, sell him a gun and ammo, then arrest him on terrorism charges.
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🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @colonelslanders.bsky.social · 22h
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The hits keep coming.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Absolutely 👇 This.......
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🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @colonelslanders.bsky.social · 22h
Newsweek: "tALaRicO sUfFerS dOuBLe BLoW iN poLLs!!!! Also Newsweek: <Talarico has fallen one point against Paxton in a poll with a 3.6 point margin of error>
newsweek.com
Talarico suffers double poll blow as Texas undecided voters decide
James Talarico’s lead over Ken Paxton has fallen by one point according to two new polls, with fewer undecided voters left to be converted.
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Matt Gaetz Forehead @mattgaetz4head.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Highly accepted.
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🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @colonelslanders.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @colonelslanders.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who'd have ever tagged Ted Cruz as such a complete and shameless asskisser?
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🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @colonelslanders.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ugly girls need love too.
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🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @colonelslanders.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Placed a smiley face sticker over the baboon and was told by an overly energetic park ranger that my pass would be confiscated if I don't remove it from his face. It's still there.
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🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @colonelslanders.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Praise the lord.
propublica.org
Four Kids in One Faith-Healing Family Died. Authorities Could Do Nothing.
An exemption in Idaho law shields faith-healing parents from criminal prosecution for conduct that otherwise would be charged as neglect. It also keeps police and social workers from stepping in to pr...
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🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @colonelslanders.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @colonelslanders.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Reporter: "What do you say to those who are struggling to afford gas, groceries, diesel?" Trump: You're losers. It's the greatest. If you're struggling in this economy, you're a loser. There's your midterm messaging from the GOP
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🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @colonelslanders.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @colonelslanders.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Neither the power of the pen nor the purse.
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🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @colonelslanders.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
National Parks Pass. He's got to have his face plastered on everything, regardless of it being placed alongside Washington.
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🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @colonelslanders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @colonelslanders.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There has to be a diagnosis for this.
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🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @colonelslanders.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😂🤣😂
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🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @colonelslanders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want Taco Tuesday too.
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🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @colonelslanders.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And here we go again with this bullshit. Ooooo...ominous warnings...
foxnews.com
DHS send ominous warning as migrant caravan heads toward US-Mexico border from Honduras
A Honduran migrant caravan numbered in the hundreds has crossed into Mexico and is heading toward the U.S.-Mexico border as Border Patrol tracks its movement.
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🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @colonelslanders.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And just like that, a "migrant caravan" pops up in Mexico headed for the border just in time for the midterm elections.
amgreatness.com
Caravan of 600+ Migrants Making its Way Through Mexico to the U.S. Border › American Greatness
DHS simply stated “The border is closed.”…
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