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Nerd, gamer, home lab and home automation enthusiast.

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First name Last name @colonelmattyman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Australia should bring criminal charges against Altman for the medicare breach of the agents under their control.
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First name Last name @colonelmattyman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Has Canada ever thought of renaming one of their fault lines to honour Donald Trump's America? #americasfault.
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First name Last name @colonelmattyman.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Can anyone confirm if this is accurate?
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First name Last name @colonelmattyman.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
"six seven" Are the kids onto something? 6x7 = 42. 42 = meaning of life.
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First name Last name @colonelmattyman.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Is Trump being fed curated media in the Whitehouse so that he reacts to things in particular ways? I feel like the "war" in Portland and other things he's said about information that he's been given doesn't seem right.
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First name Last name @colonelmattyman.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
The line Murdoch's news press is reporting is scary AF. www.news.com.au/world/north-...
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First name Last name @colonelmattyman.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
If Trump suspends Habeus Corpus, can the Judicial branch just arrest him and keep him without trial?
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
China is off the charts with their shade level 👇🏼
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GoBlue @blu2b4u.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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First name Last name @colonelmattyman.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Heist movie idea. France steals back the Statue of Liberty.
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First name Last name @colonelmattyman.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Saw this in my feed and at first didn't realise it was for a game...
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ⓘ 𝕆ligarch f*ckery detected @adelpreore.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Someone should ask Elon if he owns a suit.
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icookfood2023.bsky.social @icookfood2023.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Remember the other day i said dark days ahead? Keep wasting your time Blaming Democrats and vote suppressing them. They are not the problem people!!!
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Heather 🪶 Feather @hmom.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I fucking love her. Hope to see her as POTUS one day.
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LittleMissVrb @littlemissvrb.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Everything they warned about Tik tok, fElon is doing, but waaaaaay worse.
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First name Last name @colonelmattyman.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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First name Last name @colonelmattyman.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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First name Last name @colonelmattyman.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I wonder if this will work?
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First name Last name @colonelmattyman.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
If Elon is serious about it being a "Roman salute", is he also going to start macking on the orange Cheeto soon?
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First name Last name @colonelmattyman.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
@godpod.bsky.social This just popped up in my "memories". Still makes me laugh. 😂
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
NEW/ Trump’s lawyers are asking Merrick Garland to NOT release Jack Smith’s report that they have been reviewing for days!! The chain of command was to be Smith to Garland to public. What in fresh hell!
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Suanne Laqueur @suannelqr.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
“Hello, I’m Laura Loo—“
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ALT: a man in a red shirt is talking to another man in a dark room
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
One month ago.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
This remains, and I say this advisedly, one of the best exchanges I have ever seen on social media
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First name Last name @colonelmattyman.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
MAGA: Holy shit, Trump lied. TO US! The rest of the world:
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God @thegodshow.com · 27/12/2024
Pretty soon the only users on X will be Russian bots and die hard Elon fans who are obviously Elon.
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
For what? Taking a year to settle on a Speaker? Bringing us to the brink of shutdown every 6 months? Embarrassing America every day with their performative antics?
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First name Last name @colonelmattyman.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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First name Last name @colonelmattyman.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
People not elected to government should not have the power to reshape the government, especially people whose obscene wealth depends on the government functioning a certain way. This is not a hot take. It's just plain common sense.
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First name Last name @colonelmattyman.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
How's the "TikTok alien invasion prophecy" for 3 December going? 😂😂😂
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy. It’s not rocket science.
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First name Last name @colonelmattyman.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Don't forget to leave your turkey carcasses on the front door mat so that Mariah Carey can eat them. vt.tiktok.com/ZSjsP5LGu/
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 30/11/2024
My other popular opinion is that in-app purchases fucked mobile gaming. Yes, there are exceptions; I know them. But the whole “our game gets unplayable after a point unless you buy coins” thing just means that games are no longer fun and developers aren’t trying to balance playability any longer.
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Trump "I had a great call with President Shinybum of Mexico. She will stop rapists and criminals from coming here!" President Sheinbaum "I informed Mr. Trump the best way to make rapists and criminals feel unwelcome in America, is for people to stop electing them." ow.ly/AP9R50UhcgT
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Critics mock 'Donny deals' after Trump met with brutal fact check from Mexico's president
Social media critics collectively laughed at Donald Trump on Wednesday night after the president-elect appeared to get a brutal fact-check from the president of Mexico.Trump bragged earlier in the day...
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God @thegodshow.com · 29/11/2024
It never stops being weird watching homophobes dance to YMCA, the most popular gay anthem of all time.
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Martin Rayner @martinrayner.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I'd prefer we Stop the Stupid.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Women: thoughts?
Response to post that claimed “women are the scariest and meanest they've been in quite some time”:

men were literally tweeting ‘your body my choice’ last week women need to get scarier and meaner
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First name Last name @colonelmattyman.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Love this guy.
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lockit.bsky.social @lockit.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
stop immigration so we can take care
of our own

im starving. 

fuck off.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
ELON PLAN A: “If you pay $8, people are forced to see your racist replies first.” ELON PLAN B: “Since normal humans keep blocking people who pay $8, you may now hide your check when posting racist replies.” ELON PLAN C: “Nobody can be blocked unless they say where my plane is”
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First name Last name @colonelmattyman.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
First post on Blue Sky had to be one of Gary. One derp photo and one decent one.
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