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Collin Jensen

@colofthewild.bsky.social
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Move deliberately and fix things.

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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Monty Burns says "We did 20 takes and that was the best one."
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You can understand why they took it down.
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Howdy from Commander Riker.
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A stock chart showing the precipitous descent of SPCX value over the last 6 months
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The master's AI tools will not dismantle the master's house
Artificial Intelligence: This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
A hand in a concert crowd holds up a sign reading "Your music saved me".
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Figured it was The Shrike.
The Shrike from The Hyperon Cantos
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Artificial Intelligence - This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
*Wet farting noises*
Markwayne Mullin pooping his pants as January 6 insurrectionists storm the Capitol.
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Don't make me tap the sign.
An image depicting the interception of missiles over a cityscape with text attributing
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The facial expression:
An elderly woman has her face stretched cartoonishly in all directions by a plastic surgeon.
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
So you're not going to vote to fund ICE again, are you Chucky?
Padme smiling naively.
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
This is also Rufus. He has no escapist skills whatsoever but can "Wawawoo!" until you come and rescue him.
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Hail to the Thief
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Gnosticism in a nutshell.
A police officer pepper spraying a cosmic pilgrim peering beyond the firmament.
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Don't make me tap the sign.
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Christofascists when you try to explain that Jesus was obviously neutral good alignment
A clenched fist
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Same energy
South Park Trump in bed with Satan
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I'm all out of accommodations for fascists, but maybe we can oblige him.
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
At least that had the lil fella pretend-flying his drone like a paper airplane. Vroom! Swoosh! Simply adorable.
A soldier in full combat regalia childishly lifts a consumer drone above his head as if it's flying as he marches in Trump's embarrassingly lame military parade
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Me any time a rumor of Trump's death circulates.
A woman stands at a microphone and asks "What is the nature of hope?"
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Stephen Colbert planning out the final year of his show.
Frank Reynolds saying "I'm gonna get real weird with it."
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
"There ain't no Epstein client list and there never was!"
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
That ratio tells me I won't be dining alone. 🥂
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
A quarter of a billion dollars and a 71% profit collapse for Tesla.
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Collin Jensen @colofthewild.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Sir, you're under arrest for your hypothetical in the clavicle.
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