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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Taking the kid out for the morning and giving Mam a mother's day lie in

Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

There needs to be an amnesty for red cabbage where you can bring a head back, guilt-free to an agreed location, no questions asked, free to move on with your life, no longer staring at it in the bottom of the fridge.

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Judging from what we've seen so far, looks like Noah are playing a 2-2-2-2-2 formation.

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

*Irish Mother Voice* I see the lad of the Mountbatten-Winsdors is after being arrested. A pure scut he is. Had his poor mother's heart broke. And That Wife was a rip too.

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I dont know how the Hoxton hotel saw this playing out but I'm guessing that the fact that it is now being called The Poxton is sub optimal for them. If you are in Dublin with an 'ox' sound in your name, poxification should be on your Risk List in every meeting.

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

The weather's been so shit that the occasional sunrise or sunset catches you by surprise with its timing Maybe the stretch in the evenings was the friends we made along the way.

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Brad Pitt shooting One For All a thriller about a man racing against time to spend vouchers as they're losing value but hardly any shop he likes will take them.

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Brad Pitt shooting One For All a thriller about a man racing against time to spend vouchers as they're losing value but hardly any shop he likes will take them.

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

6.49 for a pound of Kerrygold butter in Kilmainham now in case any Irish-American visitors are homesick and want to pay Emigrant Shop in Queens prices.

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Inn Jokes comedy Wednesday night in Kilmainham - the first dry night since records began. Get out and support live comedy for the frankly 1995 price of 10euro Brilliant acts, a great pub. A club that's been running since 2010 so nearly old enough to drive you home www.eventbrite.ie/e/inn-jokes-...

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

After the first downpour here come the shitty showers and mocking minutes of sun. It promises to be a day of extremely malevolent rainbows. #stormchandra

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Just spent a few seconds staring in bafflement at the word "shoe" thinking: "That doesn't look right". Have you ever suddenly, briefly, lost faith in a spelling? (And yes I did double check I spelled 'shoe' correctly in this.)

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Payments dot Google dot com Wallet dot Google dot com Pay dot Google dot com Play dot Google dot com Admin dot Google dot com Account dot Google dot com Regret I signed up for anything dot Google dot com Fuckoff dot Google dot com What a mess of a system

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Advice for Guinness drinkers the morning after.

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

"The secret to happiness is to accept that your northern lights photo will be shitter than your enemy's" Buddha or someone

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

I found myself shouting at damp supermarket-bought firewood today: "IT IS IN ITS FUCK 'KILN-DRIED'" In case anyone's wondering what age I am.

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

You know what, I KNEW the dogs were in on it. How come they always knew EXACTLY where to look.

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

His Derry City teammates have the chance to do the funniest thing ever, poppywise on James McClean's debut.

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

hard to believe this fella isn't an Irish politician. He has FFFG Junior Minister written all over him. The kind who'd have a nickname like 'The Boy' or 'Rinty' a string of written off speeding tickets and an archipelago of emergency accommodation units.

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

New Dublin insult: "Youse can all shove ir up yizzer ..."

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

This week in the Irish Examiner as Kpop Demon Hunters threatens to end our 'Swiftie Era', I talk about what KPDH's relaxed cúpla focal means for own native language. www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyl.../...

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

EXCITING NEWS KLAXON! my latest book is out in the Autumn - Pre-order here there and everywhere! Gallivanting With Words - how the Irish speak English is a wander through the lovely language of Hiberno English! PREORDER HERE! linktr.ee/colmoregan

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

My latest gig is 1 year old. Innfant Jokes - comedy for people with babies is back on Friday with Joe Rooney! BYOBaby www.tickettailor.com/events/colmo...

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

Kilmainham and surrounding areas - this brilliant gig in your local is this Wednesday. A tenner in to see Michael Fry, Bernard O'Shea and Kevin Gildea. Come see it! www.eventbrite.ie/e/inn-jokes-...

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

The new pope puts on his vestments in The Room of Tears which is the best name ever for a fitting room.

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

"I don't know who needs to hear this" Peter Hegseth

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Mark Sutton @marksuttonbike.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

The only chart needed for today's news on road deaths and the law:

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Favourite part of the In Our Time podcast is at the end when the guest who had been speaking with authority about quantum mechanics or the marginal tax rate prior to the An Lushan rebellion gets all fluttery when asked if they want tea.

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

NYT: One estimate finds that DOGE’s “firings, re-hirings, lost productivity and paid leave of thousands of workers” will actually COST taxpayers “upward of $135 billion this fiscal year.” @nytimes.com 🤡 www.nytimes.com/2025/04/24/u...

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Friend of mine is training up a new assistant in his job at a stencil factory. I'd say he'll have his work cut out for him.

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Ok I know there's nothing more boring than someone else's dream but my dream last night was a mash up of Silo and Fraggle Rock with a hidden Doozer civilisation living between the floors and I honestly think it has potential.

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Ireland against Fascism @irlagainstfascism.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Too many "you're doing it wrong" / false accusations / doxxing of comrades / silencing people on your side through bullying and harassment etc etc destroys the movement. The old "united we stand, divided we fall" is ever more important to remember.

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Regardless of topic or guest, the bit in every In Our Time podcast episode where they are asked if they want tea is the The Most English Moment Ever.

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

David McSavage comes to Inn Jokes at the The Patriots Inn Kilmainham Wednesday 30th April! Tickets here eventbrite.ie/e/inn-jokes-... www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE0v...

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The Longford Rose | The Savage Eye | RTÉ Two

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

He is -this- close to saying they were kidnapped by the fairies and a changeling put in their place.

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Some ridiculously Aprilly April showers doing the rounds at the moment. So clichéd and predictable. Do better.

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

David McSavage comes to Inn Jokes at the The Patriots Inn Kilmainham Wednesday 30th April! Tickets here eventbrite.ie/e/inn-jokes-... www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE0v...

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The Longford Rose | The Savage Eye | RTÉ Two

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

This week in the Irish Examiner. Parents of J1 students going to America this Summer. Be careful, their social media activity might get them into trouble: A job in the Trump cabinet www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...

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Colm O'Regan: Your J1 could get you a job with Trump

The J1 visa is infamous for enabling Irish 21-year-olds to shortcut the American dream and get great jobs. Seriously, a friend of a friend came back from a J1 having got a job managing an airfield. Hi...

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

As time has gone on, I've started having more admin dreams. Not all are anxious like the one where I'd forgotten to include an item before starting the washing machine. Last night, I dreamt I was pleased about including a QR code on a poster.

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

I really dislike the phrase "bullcrap" . It's bullshit. It's been bullshit since bulls first shat.

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

This is funny. A woman finds her own wedding DVD has made it to the "Charity Shop Shit" Facebook page.

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Colm O'Regan @colmoregan.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

In case anyone in Ireland is wondering when this spell of fine weather is going to end, I've just put away The Big Coat So ... any minute now.

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