Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So many people were "migrating" down, ICE showed up to deport them. 000
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Plenty of small boats to come back in. They would have Dunkirked you... Eventually. 001
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You could be a surrogate. Giving babies away and getting paid... 000
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 27/09/2026He's very good at eating the pets.static.klipy.comTrump Holds Sign: Twinkie Needs a HaircutAlt: Trump Holds a menu: Twinkie Needs a Haircut 000
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Keep the furniture away from the VP.static.klipy.comJD Vance Walks Towards Couch on Red BackgroundAlt: JD Vance Walks Towards Couch on Red Background 000
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Be prepared for this...static.klipy.comBarber's Playful Lip Bite PrankAlt: Barber's Playful Lip Bite Prank 050
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Although, he only went into the Peruvian mine because he heard there were minors... He f**ked them anyway. It was dark. 170
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 10/09/2026He was also one of the rescued Peruvian miners in 2012. Won the Vietnam war single handed. (Their side, obvs) Taught Obama how to dance. Rescued a lot of very handsome men on 9 11. Very handsome -look at those muscles. Won the FIFA peace prize, 8 times in row Lost the makeup-wearing cup tho. 181
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The USA is a communist country now. -as viewed from rest of world 000
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Could be worse...static.klipy.comBoris Johnson Speaking in ParliamentALT: Boris Johnson Speaking in Parliament 000
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 03/09/2026That was the original reason Facebook was created. Created by pervs for pervs. 210
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 03/09/2026He's innocent. We're all innocent.static.klipy.comLauren And Hacker: We're Just Innocent MenALT: Lauren And Hacker: We're Just Innocent Men 020
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I've never had seven fingers on one hand after using asbestos... The ONLY true test. 160
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 27/08/2026If there is a waiting list for the Hague, everybody gets to move up one. I feel it's gonna be a while before you know who. 010
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 23/08/2026One Northern Ireland was bad enough. At least we have Cornwall now. The Royal family now considerably poorer. Wait...Where's Cork? Meh. 010
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 20/08/2026For all his talk, it's only a MEDIUM-sized ballroom. Lots of countries have bigger ballrooms. This will upset him to hear... 000
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 20/08/2026There are women who write to death row serial killers. Especially in USA. From a foreign perspective this is not surprising. One of the weirdos is just getting a head start on this particular criminal. Might get conjugal visits in due course. His fan club is pretty much composed of such nutters. 020
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Ask him if he is as good with his hand as he was in 2009... 000
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I remember a school tour to university college galway in 1990 where we got to see someone type a message on a computer and a reply came back from Boston. Within a minute. Real Star Trek stuff. Blew my mind. By the end of the decade, I had a phone that did emails. And snake. 000
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 20/07/2026static.klipy.comPim Says Practice Makes PerfectALT: Pim Says Practice Makes Perfect 000
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Read the room. You're the reason there's hosepipe bans. Also, the water companies are crooks. But mainly you... 000
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Writing your name in the carpark.static.klipy.comMistazelf SlaygcALT: Mistazelf Slaygc 001
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 04/07/2026A Thousand Blows, a TV series from 2024 by the makers of Peaky Blinders is all about this. 000
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 04/07/2026They're celebrating how much you love them. Smite them before their national debt crushes them for you. 000
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Newark, Birmingham and Brussels are just as great.static.klipy.comGrandpa Simpson's Disappearing Hat TrickALT: Grandpa Simpson's Disappearing Hat Trick 000
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Cancel the World Cup - football is getting too complicated. 010
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Good luck keeping your breakfast down with this one. (I didn't have the stomach to use the real one)static.klipy.comGillian Anderson as Margaret Thatcher: Very ConfidentALT: Gillian Anderson as Margaret Thatcher: Very Confident 110
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Maybe he loves you more now that the quality of tea has improved. 010
Colman @colman7.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Andrew is not a prince anymore so that's something. And another Paddington movie since you left. And the navy is reverting to the below due to budget cuts.static.klipy.comKossi is British in South Park StyleALT: Kossi is British in South Park Style 010
