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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I don’t know how to explain what kind of Boomer my mom is so I just tell people she’s the kind that uses Google Maps for everything but has never trusted the route it provides once

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ok fine I’ll bite who is Ed Sheeran

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Re-reading Harry Potter books with my daughter and there’s a great moment in Order of the Phoenix when Dumbledore says “sit down Harry, I’m going to tell you everything” and then proceeds to distinctly NOT tell him even close to everything

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My favorite thing about Harry Potter is that one of the students’ greatest fear is a teacher at the school and no one at the school seems to think that might be a problem

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

How old I feel when my cousin tells me “oh yeah I’m watching The Office for the first time, I was way too little to watch when it came out but I love it”

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The set photos of the new Beatles biopic they are filming is the reason I no longer believe in God

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Vincent D’Onofrio I have the role of a lifetime for you

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

After watching this trailer I feel like we should all consider that maybe we should have just let him keep playing Kang in the MCU

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

If Robert Pattinson is doing a weird little voice then you know you’re about to see a masterpiece

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

The good part: both of these amendments got *obliterated* The bad part: every politician in Jefferson City who fought to get these on the ballot in the first place will probably be re-elected because Missouri voters are puzzling creatures

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

If I ever meet Bon Jovi I’m just going to ask him how being a cowboy gives him an advantage at night because I’m just not getting it

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The Harry Potter universe doesn’t really ever deal with recreational drugs as a thing but I feel like they should. Imagine how absolutely twisted out of your head you’d get on mushrooms that were *literally* magic mushroom

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Not knowing what DiCaprio’s motivation is in Inception is such an embarrassing thing to admit it’s easily Nolan’s most direct and clear protagonist

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Watching the World Cup I can’t help but notice that every national anthem from a former USSR nation sounds exactly the same except half are about the glorious motherland and its fertile soil and the other half are about killing the oppressors in the streets with your bare hands

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

of the dodgy odyssey takes, 'odysseus is meant to be a stoic badass unaffected by war' probably winds me up the most. in the text the king of the phaeacians correctly guesses odysseus is a veteran of the trojan war because he keeps bursting into tears whenever anyone mentions it

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

If you ask a person “could you fight a werewolf” and they don’t have follow up questions do not rely on them in an emergency

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I’m not kidding at all when I say if Mitch McConnell is dead or a vegetable and people keep it quiet for political and procedural reasons it would be the perfect way to honor his legacy

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Also by far the funniest way England could lose. Love that for them.

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

If I had a nickel for every time Anthony Ippolito portrayed an Oscar-winning actor in a project about the making of a famous piece of American cinema I would have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s crazy it happened twice youtu.be/V_g_Ut0jO-0?...

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I Play Rocky | Official Trailer

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I like how every soccer player either has a good haircut or looks like they have never paid money for a haircut

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I’m far too cynical for fandom these days but there’s simply nobody operating on this level right now

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Yeah, Hispanics probably prefer “Hispanic” if they are Hispanic because “Hispanic” is not just completely interchangeable with “Latino”

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Fun fact: Trump played soccer in high school but he’s so old he literally played before they invented red cards

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

“I want to see America advance farther than they have in decades when they are also the host country”

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Monkeys Paw Grabs

ALT: Monkeys Paw Grabs

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Trump got involved and immediately ruined this whole thing

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

One does not root *for* Spain but *against* Ronaldo

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Donald Trump needs to do the right thing and make FIFA outlaw “wonderwall”

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

If Mexico loses this game they will give it an insane nickname and it’ll haunt their entire country for years

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

The only thing to do now is to stage a historic comeback Mexico. Go.

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

If England wins I think God might be dead

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I just know Trump saying “Folarin Balogun” must have been incredible

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

If you gave me 100 tries I would not have guessed why “Adam Sandler” was trending

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Messi and Mbappe when it’s time to go win the golden boot

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

It would be awesome if Cape Verde won because underdogs are always fun but Messi is unreal and it’s impossible not to root for unreal

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

WH official statement gonna be like “yeah man the fair was so FIRE we had to close it down, cops said it was just TOO HOT, so yeah it ruled and everyone loved it”

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Mexico is playing England at the Aztecs, where Mexico is 85-2 in competitive matches

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Imperialism is having a great day so far at the World Cup which, as a USMNT, I gotta say is not the worst news in the world

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Sorry but now that I’m caught up I think we can agree that Aemond is a system warrior at best. Without Vhagar this man gets no crowns. Not even in the top 10. Legendary fraud honestly

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Aemond Targaryen (Ewan Mitchell) Smiling

ALT: Aemond Targaryen (Ewan Mitchell) Smiling

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I became a soccer fan after my Colombian-born roommate and best friend introduced me to it in college. I understand that not everybody likes it and that’s fine, what I don’t understand is that I have diehard baseball fans as friends who claim soccer is boring and that simply…does not make sense

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Collin Reischman @collinreischman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Nuremberg trials but just for everyone involved in creating this

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