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Collin Preciado

@collinpreciado.bsky.social
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columnist - St. Louis Magazine, The Hard Times, Polygon, St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Cincinnati CityBeat, Little White Lies, Riverfront Times, The Pitch

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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s a million degrees outside.
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Why are we turning the splash pads off in September?
It’s September in St. Louis, which means that while your favorite corporate coffee chain is rolling out its pumpkin-flavored napkins, the temperature outside is still a million degrees. So what better...
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I wrote a Very Serious and Very Important article about ways St. Louis can solve its e-bike problem. www.stlmag.com/culture/5-wa...
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5 ways St. Louis can take care of its e-bike problem
As St. Louis continues to be smothered by an avalanche of technology-driven problems like computer-assisted carjackings and energy-guzzling data centers, there’s only one problem we can all agree is w...
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My latest essay for St. Louis Magazine: ‘Double Lives of Suburban Wives’ treats St. Louis like a freak show
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‘Double Lives of Suburban Wives’ treats St. Louis like a freak show
While society has moved away from the type of freak show that showcases people with unusual physical characteristics, TLC has built a successful business out of putting them on TV instead.  From conjo...
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Halloween needs a Grinch, and I have risen to the occasion: www.stlmag.com/culture/st-l...
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St. Louis needs a Halloween intervention
A recent study confirmed that Halloween in St. Louis lasted way too long last year. The findings were determined by a survey that I made up and was the sole participant of, but the results remain conc...
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I sat in the Tarps Off section and wrote about it for St. Louis Magazine. www.stlmag.com/news/sports/...
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The Cardinals' Tarps Off section: reviewed!
One in an occasional series of irreverent reviews designed to help people navigate St. Louis in all its quirky glory. It’s no secret that attendance at Cardinals games is way down, and while the inter...
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I absolutely hate the video touch screens in the library’s kid section, so I wrote about it. www.stlmag.com/family/libra...
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St. Louis libraries are some of my favorite places to take my kids—except for one glaring problem
Libraries have transformed into vibrant community play spaces filled with books, toys, and imagination. This dad just has one small request.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
can’t wait to eat two loaves of bread tomorrow
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The second in my series of humorous reviews for St. Louis Magazine, this week I’m covering the St. Louis Zoo train. Plus: why our water probably tastes like water. www.stlmag.com/family/in-pr...
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In praise of the Saint Louis Zoo train
One in an occasional series of irreverent reviews designed to help people navigate St. Louis in all its quirky glory. Throughout the 20-plus years that I have lived in this city, I have been accosted ...
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St. Louis Magazine @stlmag.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Take it from a dad who knows.
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St. Louis' best holiday event for small kids is a giant alcohol factory
The first in an occasional series of irreverent reviews designed to help people navigate St. Louis in all its quirky glory. When you’re the parent of small children, the holidays are an indescribably ...
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The Pitch @thepitch.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Bad Advice Column: Why you should definitely homeschool your kids www.thepitchkc.com/bad-advice-c...
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Bad Advice Column: Why you should definitely homeschool your kids
Do you have a problem that you need really terrible advice for? Tell Collin all about it by sending him an email at badadvice@citybeat.com. You will probably regret it. Dear Collin, This year, my part...
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Twitter: The Geico gecko literally killed someone.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Critics of the current state of CBS News should be comforted by Guy Fieri’s appearance on tonight’s episode of 60 Minutes.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
To celebrate the greatest month of the year, I decided to figure out who has the best pumpkin beer in St. Louis. open.substack.com/pub/allthing...
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Pumpkin Ale Review: Schlafly v. 4 Hands
Getting to the bottom of which St. Louis brewery has the best pumpkin beer.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Under the pretense of honoring the late Robert Redford, and with the real goal of drawing attention to myself, here is an open letter I wrote to him for the Riverfront Times. The letter has since been replaced by OnlyFans content, so I am republishing it here. open.substack.com/pub/collinpr...
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An Open Letter to Robert Redford
Ten reasons why the Sundance Fan Film Festival should be moved to St. Louis.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
This week I reviewed Olive + Oak, a restaurant that hosts a delightful watermelon salad, as well as a multi-dimensional dragonfly god. open.substack.com/pub/allthing...
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St. Louis Reviewed: Olive + Oak
A delightful Watermelon Salad and four Busch Lights rise above frilly pantaloons and a cosmic dragonfly god.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I have started yet another Substack where I review everything. This week I am reviewing The Muny, The Muny in Forest Park. open.substack.com/pub/allthing...
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St. Louis Reviewed: The Muny
Jon Batiste and Diana Ross delight, while the Jeep Wrangler I rolled down a hill into a tree once again disappoints.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
This week I wrote about how to choose a name for your baby. open.substack.com/pub/badadvic...
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This Year's Hottest Baby Name is Donut Boi
A quick guide on how to name humans.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
[getting arrested for carjacking] ugh I’m not going to get points for this am I
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Just saw an article in my Apple News feed about a person who ate a banana every day for a week, and in my entire life I have never been less motivated to write.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Called in to work today to let them know I’ll be on a trade mission to Six Flags.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Yes I am Mozart in this analogy.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Sending this to my editor the next time I’m told my word count is too high.
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Amadeus Too GIF
ALT: Amadeus Too GIF
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
With the 1 year anniversary of the RFT’s end passing by unceremoniously, and the recent death and plundering of KDHX, I’m currently lamenting the lack of an alt culture mouthpiece for St. Louis. I’m sure that culture exists, but without a cohesive hub I’m not sure it will thrive.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
yeah but can AI do this [has a heart attack]
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
PRETTY SUSPICIOUS HOW THIS WAS PUBLISHED A FEW HOURS AFTER I ANNOUNCED MY CANDIDACY www.stltoday.com/opinion/edit...
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Editorial: Sheriff Montgomery's antics show why his office arguably shouldn't exist
Newly elected public officials sometimes turn out to be ill-suited to their duties, but they generally at least have a basic understanding of what those duties are supposed to be.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I am running for St. Louis sheriff in 2028 with the promise that I will be a normal person.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
babe we have to go to ballpark village on sunday they’re showing the tony awards
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
In the Missouri boot heel this weekend and have seen one business named Camel Towing, and another named Munch-N-Pump.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Romeo and Juliet dares to ask the question: “are teenagers stupid?”
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
It has been decided that the Rams settlement money will now go toward a pizza party for residents. Two slice maximum. Cheese only. Papa John’s.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Welcome to Cahokia Mounds. NO SLEDDING.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Trying to recreate what RFK Jr. is doing here to figure out what he could possibly be doing with his mouth, and I absolutely cannot.
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 20/05/2025
Amazon Admits No One Programmed Alexa to Do the Whisper Thing hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Amazon Admits No One Programmed Alexa to Do the Whisper Thing
SEATTLE — In a recent quarterly earnings video call with investors, Amazon confirmed that no one had taught Alexa had to whisper—a feature the virtual…
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I’ve decided to return to real, hard-hitting journalism. hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Amazon Admits No One Programmed Alexa to Do the Whisper Thing
SEATTLE — In a recent quarterly earnings video call with investors, Amazon confirmed that no one had taught Alexa had to whisper—a feature the virtual…
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
If Jurassic Park was real and it kept breaking down like it does in the movies, I’d still probably go.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
The Ted Drewes crosswalk is a monumentally terrible idea. We should not be encouraging more people to cross Chippewa. The only thing that will keep pedestrians safe is an overpass or a moat filled with alligators.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
This is my last column entry for the Cincinnati CityBeat. It’s got some really good ideas on how to make soccer in general watchable. www.citybeat.com/news/bad-adv...
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Bad Advice: 10 Ways to Make FC Cincinnati Home Games Good
This month in the Bad Advice column, Collin is providing unsolicited suggestions on how to make FC Cincinnati games even better.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
HBO Max is changing its name to HBO Max.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
My wife did not seem very appreciative of the tire pressure gauge I got her for Mother’s Day.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
You fools! Every day is Mother’s Day!
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Pretty strong chance the first time the pope watched Star Wars was in a St. Louis movie theater in 1977.
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Pope Leo XIV Lived In St. Louis While Preparing For The Priesthood | St. Louis Magazine
Details are still coming into focus, but the new pope, Pope Leo XIV, appears to have lived in St. Louis for a year in the 1970s.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The new pope can’t be a Cubs fan when he was literally a Cardinal.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I have been officially named the new Countdown Guy for NASA. They needed someone who could count backwards from 10 and I hope to get there one day.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
The jockeys should be able to whip the other jockeys.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
the kentucky derby is always a fun look into an alien world that has way too much money.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
If you do a deep-dive investigative report on any senator, you’re probably going to find out they are an insane person.
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Is it possible to mute people’s faces?
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Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Alright Mr. Sheriff, you’ve only got like 25 more chances to cut out the shenanigans.
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