Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It’s a million degrees outside.stlmag.comWhy are we turning the splash pads off in September?It’s September in St. Louis, which means that while your favorite corporate coffee chain is rolling out its pumpkin-flavored napkins, the temperature outside is still a million degrees. So what better... 020
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I wrote a Very Serious and Very Important article about ways St. Louis can solve its e-bike problem. www.stlmag.com/culture/5-wa...stlmag.com5 ways St. Louis can take care of its e-bike problemAs St. Louis continues to be smothered by an avalanche of technology-driven problems like computer-assisted carjackings and energy-guzzling data centers, there’s only one problem we can all agree is w... 000
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My latest essay for St. Louis Magazine: ‘Double Lives of Suburban Wives’ treats St. Louis like a freak showstlmag.com‘Double Lives of Suburban Wives’ treats St. Louis like a freak showWhile society has moved away from the type of freak show that showcases people with unusual physical characteristics, TLC has built a successful business out of putting them on TV instead. From conjo... 010
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Halloween needs a Grinch, and I have risen to the occasion: www.stlmag.com/culture/st-l...stlmag.comSt. Louis needs a Halloween interventionA recent study confirmed that Halloween in St. Louis lasted way too long last year. The findings were determined by a survey that I made up and was the sole participant of, but the results remain conc... 010
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I sat in the Tarps Off section and wrote about it for St. Louis Magazine. www.stlmag.com/news/sports/...stlmag.comThe Cardinals' Tarps Off section: reviewed!One in an occasional series of irreverent reviews designed to help people navigate St. Louis in all its quirky glory. It’s no secret that attendance at Cardinals games is way down, and while the inter... 011
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I absolutely hate the video touch screens in the library’s kid section, so I wrote about it. www.stlmag.com/family/libra...stlmag.comSt. Louis libraries are some of my favorite places to take my kids—except for one glaring problemLibraries have transformed into vibrant community play spaces filled with books, toys, and imagination. This dad just has one small request. 000
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 24/01/2026can’t wait to eat two loaves of bread tomorrow 000
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 21/01/2026The second in my series of humorous reviews for St. Louis Magazine, this week I’m covering the St. Louis Zoo train. Plus: why our water probably tastes like water. www.stlmag.com/family/in-pr...stlmag.comIn praise of the Saint Louis Zoo trainOne in an occasional series of irreverent reviews designed to help people navigate St. Louis in all its quirky glory. Throughout the 20-plus years that I have lived in this city, I have been accosted ... 020
Reposted by Collin PreciadoSt. Louis Magazine @stlmag.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Take it from a dad who knows.stlmag.comSt. Louis' best holiday event for small kids is a giant alcohol factoryThe first in an occasional series of irreverent reviews designed to help people navigate St. Louis in all its quirky glory. When you’re the parent of small children, the holidays are an indescribably ... 011
Reposted by Collin PreciadoThe Pitch @thepitch.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Bad Advice Column: Why you should definitely homeschool your kids www.thepitchkc.com/bad-advice-c...thepitchkc.comBad Advice Column: Why you should definitely homeschool your kidsDo you have a problem that you need really terrible advice for? Tell Collin all about it by sending him an email at badadvice@citybeat.com. You will probably regret it. Dear Collin, This year, my part... 031
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Twitter: The Geico gecko literally killed someone. 000
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Critics of the current state of CBS News should be comforted by Guy Fieri’s appearance on tonight’s episode of 60 Minutes. 000
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 01/10/2025To celebrate the greatest month of the year, I decided to figure out who has the best pumpkin beer in St. Louis. open.substack.com/pub/allthing...open.substack.comPumpkin Ale Review: Schlafly v. 4 HandsGetting to the bottom of which St. Louis brewery has the best pumpkin beer. 020
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Under the pretense of honoring the late Robert Redford, and with the real goal of drawing attention to myself, here is an open letter I wrote to him for the Riverfront Times. The letter has since been replaced by OnlyFans content, so I am republishing it here. open.substack.com/pub/collinpr...open.substack.comAn Open Letter to Robert RedfordTen reasons why the Sundance Fan Film Festival should be moved to St. Louis. 010
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 04/09/2025This week I reviewed Olive + Oak, a restaurant that hosts a delightful watermelon salad, as well as a multi-dimensional dragonfly god. open.substack.com/pub/allthing...open.substack.comSt. Louis Reviewed: Olive + OakA delightful Watermelon Salad and four Busch Lights rise above frilly pantaloons and a cosmic dragonfly god. 010
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 02/09/2025I have started yet another Substack where I review everything. This week I am reviewing The Muny, The Muny in Forest Park. open.substack.com/pub/allthing...open.substack.comSt. Louis Reviewed: The MunyJon Batiste and Diana Ross delight, while the Jeep Wrangler I rolled down a hill into a tree once again disappoints. 010
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 28/08/2025This week I wrote about how to choose a name for your baby. open.substack.com/pub/badadvic...open.substack.comThis Year's Hottest Baby Name is Donut BoiA quick guide on how to name humans. 000
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 12/08/2025[getting arrested for carjacking] ugh I’m not going to get points for this am I 000
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Just saw an article in my Apple News feed about a person who ate a banana every day for a week, and in my entire life I have never been less motivated to write. 000
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Called in to work today to let them know I’ll be on a trade mission to Six Flags. 000
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Sending this to my editor the next time I’m told my word count is too high.media.tenor.comAmadeus Too GIFALT: Amadeus Too GIF 000
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 05/06/2025With the 1 year anniversary of the RFT’s end passing by unceremoniously, and the recent death and plundering of KDHX, I’m currently lamenting the lack of an alt culture mouthpiece for St. Louis. I’m sure that culture exists, but without a cohesive hub I’m not sure it will thrive. 130
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 04/06/2025yeah but can AI do this [has a heart attack] 000
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 04/06/2025PRETTY SUSPICIOUS HOW THIS WAS PUBLISHED A FEW HOURS AFTER I ANNOUNCED MY CANDIDACY www.stltoday.com/opinion/edit...stltoday.comEditorial: Sheriff Montgomery's antics show why his office arguably shouldn't existNewly elected public officials sometimes turn out to be ill-suited to their duties, but they generally at least have a basic understanding of what those duties are supposed to be. 100
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 03/06/2025I am running for St. Louis sheriff in 2028 with the promise that I will be a normal person. 100
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 03/06/2025babe we have to go to ballpark village on sunday they’re showing the tony awards 000
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 01/06/2025In the Missouri boot heel this weekend and have seen one business named Camel Towing, and another named Munch-N-Pump. 000
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Romeo and Juliet dares to ask the question: “are teenagers stupid?” 000
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 29/05/2025It has been decided that the Rams settlement money will now go toward a pizza party for residents. Two slice maximum. Cheese only. Papa John’s. 110
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Trying to recreate what RFK Jr. is doing here to figure out what he could possibly be doing with his mouth, and I absolutely cannot. 000
Reposted by Collin PreciadoHard Drive @hard-drive.net · 20/05/2025Amazon Admits No One Programmed Alexa to Do the Whisper Thing hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...hard-drive.netAmazon Admits No One Programmed Alexa to Do the Whisper ThingSEATTLE — In a recent quarterly earnings video call with investors, Amazon confirmed that no one had taught Alexa had to whisper—a feature the virtual… 319310
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I’ve decided to return to real, hard-hitting journalism. hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...hard-drive.netAmazon Admits No One Programmed Alexa to Do the Whisper ThingSEATTLE — In a recent quarterly earnings video call with investors, Amazon confirmed that no one had taught Alexa had to whisper—a feature the virtual… 000
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 20/05/2025If Jurassic Park was real and it kept breaking down like it does in the movies, I’d still probably go. 000
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 19/05/2025The Ted Drewes crosswalk is a monumentally terrible idea. We should not be encouraging more people to cross Chippewa. The only thing that will keep pedestrians safe is an overpass or a moat filled with alligators. 110
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 14/05/2025This is my last column entry for the Cincinnati CityBeat. It’s got some really good ideas on how to make soccer in general watchable. www.citybeat.com/news/bad-adv...citybeat.comBad Advice: 10 Ways to Make FC Cincinnati Home Games GoodThis month in the Bad Advice column, Collin is providing unsolicited suggestions on how to make FC Cincinnati games even better. 000
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 12/05/2025My wife did not seem very appreciative of the tire pressure gauge I got her for Mother’s Day. 000
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Pretty strong chance the first time the pope watched Star Wars was in a St. Louis movie theater in 1977.stlmag.comPope Leo XIV Lived In St. Louis While Preparing For The Priesthood | St. Louis MagazineDetails are still coming into focus, but the new pope, Pope Leo XIV, appears to have lived in St. Louis for a year in the 1970s. 000
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 08/05/2025The new pope can’t be a Cubs fan when he was literally a Cardinal. 000
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I have been officially named the new Countdown Guy for NASA. They needed someone who could count backwards from 10 and I hope to get there one day. 000
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 04/05/2025The jockeys should be able to whip the other jockeys. 000
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 03/05/2025the kentucky derby is always a fun look into an alien world that has way too much money. 010
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 03/05/2025If you do a deep-dive investigative report on any senator, you’re probably going to find out they are an insane person. 031
Collin Preciado @collinpreciado.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Alright Mr. Sheriff, you’ve only got like 25 more chances to cut out the shenanigans.fox2now.com 100