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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 23h

no i don't have the time to respond to all of the many, many replies that this pist generated, but: we all remember our demented octogenarian homophobe phase. go easy on the guy

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 23h

let's be truthful guys, we've *all* talked about the other mens' asses we've oggled while we were president on stage in front of kids i don't want to hear it

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

if thiel and karp can't get realtime alerts everytime we pucker our b-holes, we have a nat'l security issue guys

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

you've really emphasized the most important segment; good work

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

movie theaters bawled their eyes out when Sebulba goes "...an.. L-.. li.. ..Ani.? Lid-, .. i-, Liddl A.. . An?.? Ani? Liddle..? Litt- ....? a, Ani, Li, Litdl.- ..? Ann?? An, Liddle uh? An, Ani,?? Little Ani??! ANI??!? LITTLE ANI?!?!?!?!" guy could act, huh?? Haven't seen him in other stuff lately

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

LISTEN UP doctors, we are SO sick of the anti-butt stuff propaganda that Big Pussy spews out these days

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

nah man some of those fuckwads definitely thought to help make sure the food rotted instead of finding use literally anywhere in the world that's who we're dealing with

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Wemby the athlete is ... scary. unhuman levels of basketball talent Wemby the man has impressed me *even more* over the last two years People who loudly complained that he was mean and unsportsmanlike after he got obscenely upset with himself for not winning the championship are real weird, man

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

what's this, some kind of aspiring Neuralink competitor? get her in office, get her appointed CEO, this is the Last Invention Raw instincts 🫡 how can i send money/invest rn

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

and guys DO NOT say that it's class warfare because the billionBoy$ Club wanted me to tell/make you swear loyalty to them on your life, or else k? big tech is rocketing us to Uranus by 2031, bet

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

weird how all the white supremacists fuckin suck. what a coincidence

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My guess: > Shart sees Fart drive by S: "well.? ...Ya gotta" > emergency U-turn F: "whotf is tailgating me?? wtf now she's waving wildly!! I'm calling it in, what's the license plate babe?" *minutes pass* S: "...for documentation in the written record, right?" cam app plays lens_snap.wav > picture

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Unites States" is probably just a new shell company owned by POTUS and his family, nothing to worry about

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

sure, we don't know where the universe's antimatter went but where are all of the ball-peen hammer jokes?? gonna say "I recommend a good ball-peen to help press your caulk deep into the cracks and get that solid seal. Gently, though" to the hardware store guy, etc

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

honestly this is quite impressive. U.S. children typically never achieve this at age 2. Maybe we should keep these migrant kids around

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

as long as you finish every single time. To show you respect

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

new OS feature!! for your OS. Ah, it's auto-updating itself already, perfect. Feature details says.. "All user desktop files will now appear as actual desktop files atop your workstation furniture, with newes-..." Uhhhhh hey bud?? Why is the room beginning to shake more and more???? *dies*

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

that is pitch perfect DNC prompt-hacking AND IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE SO HELP ME

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Any bottie is much worse than anybody

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

there's been a lotta talk of a second "-uper", but with a "D" this time, folks that's right, this is quickly becoming Super Duper el Niño

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Sophia Florence (Swolephia Arc Pt 2) @sophiaflorence.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Trans people have been saying he's the worst candidate possible for years. It is nice to see more people catching on, but trans people are the canary in the coal mine for this era...if someone is willing to come for trans rights, they will invariably give up on everything else.

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it's over. Physicists have finally resolved the sun's face with stunning resolution, and the sun is having a really bad time!! suckaaaaa

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDtu... (start 34 min. in) never seen a single person here mention this guy and it's getting weird, especially after Fred got 1/2 of daft punk out of a decade+ stint of retirement to spin a set, fred vs. bangalter on one set of tables

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Fred again.. & LATIN MAFIA - Full Mixtape Playback, Palacio De Los Deportes (CDMX, 30th July 2026)

YouTube video by Fred again . .

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

can't believe a fat pedo fuck wouldn't just respectfully resign from the white house when things go to hell for almost everyone under his rule but he's still unaffected

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i think he imagines that using the word "artificial" intelligence reduces our perception of how good it is, thus depressing the stock valuations, adoption rates, etc., and wants a rebranding that is more favorable to the contrary

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

to be clear, the only reason i didn't say "literally every other thing" is because some things.. *whispering* some things aren't totally broken just yet but i don't wanna give any more billionaires further action items on the "things to ruin next" list

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the continued strength of our genocidal anti-trans movement in the face of *gesturing to almost any and every other thing in the world* is a direct demonstration of informational and government capture by the billionaire class

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

to maximize any possible smoothness during the looming transition away from capitalism, it's crucial that as many people as is possible connect the billionaire problem and trump problem, ASAP because they're both gonna crank it to 11 on using e.g. famine, global migrations, crime, etc against us

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the billionaires seem to think the robot dog armies are mostly ready (wrong) and also vastly underestimate the instability of the country and the global order labor still has no national-scale tech network that would survive federal clampdown on hosting a revolution, nor do any CEOs want that

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

and that increasingly feels indistinguishable from intentional provocation to violence for us poor saps of the labor class but the billionaires need the state for legitimacy, unless the robot dog AI armies of 2031 begin battling us (and amongst competing armies), maybe

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

brb faintly: "beebeep... how do i prepare for unimaginable global change and disruption, siri" NOTICE TO BILLIONAIRES: any window of being able to democratically and semi-globally tax your billionaire wealth is closing, and we know you guys have long since built your bunkers

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

deciding on a national special elections process would be wholly disrupted by billionaire control of mass media, at least for a while other countries know assuming control of 330 million people is unfeasible, but other methods of wealth extraction may still work well if capitalism holds for a while

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

but I know no one would be like "hey honey did u hear?? Hegseth's POTUS now, and the Paul brothers are co-VPs. Welp, that settles things!" Anyway, billionaires might try to propose an America&co board of rulers to Lord over us, and try that but I can't find many scenarios we come out well, guys

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Trump will meanwhile work to erode SCOTUS's legitimacy and refuse to comply with any unfavorable rulings Congress reaches a breaking point even with the stolen GOP majority as America wholly putrefies Trump eventually loses control of e.g. the military. Palace coup. Then it gets much, much hazier

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

predictions: this is not a congressional majority that seems too keen on respecting the results of a sweeping election loss executive action/order may be included in some hamfisted justification of the GOP's refusal to seat an incoming dem majority SCOTUS will deliberate for months into 2027

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

it's comin (see paragraph 2). and Barri HUNGRAYYYYY

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the uptick in game-progress-postings could also be a grassroots flux of laid-off game devs from the major studios combined with vibecoding newbies, idk This era fucking sucks btw

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

quick update: super El "The Boy" Niño going great so far

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We're also in an era when i have to accept that this will almost def never be resolved fully for me, b/c I'm going to wonder if it's just my algo (despite my almost never interacting with indie-dev-gaming posts) This era fucking sucks btw

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

let's hope i'm wrong. it'd be real nice if there was some sudden explosion in folks posting their actual work, if only to document their progress for future job apps, enjoyment, showing off, whatever but no culture changes this fast. It feels like someone turned on a new algo, much moreso

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

right now the amount of "indie dev solo game developer" accounts posting "content" from their "WIPs" HAS to be falsified. The numbers have exploded here I suspect an LLM-based influence campaign meant to devalue actual devs to try and push (some of) them back to terrible jobs at AAA studios

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i'm sorry to hear that, Grae, please hang in there. Always enjoy your puns and jokes 😊❤️

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"don't worry, these pretty ladies have been nowhere near the bananas!"

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

the bipartisan datacenter hatred erupting out of the grassroots folkpeople (if u will) could not be targeted w/ right-wing disinfo very effectively, b/c the harm is in peoples' backyards, happening now effective right-wing propagandizing usually whisks you away from anything actually near to you

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

natural light?? damn these days i have to crank it with a coupla miller highlives or an even heavier malt whats your secret??

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Yup and I just lost my Agile cert. b/c of my pathetic forgetfulness deserved *loooong awkward pause* > trying to pick myself up > s-s-s-stammering: ..ook, i'll.. I'll put it in the teams chat *nervous af*: so I have another stand up in five but the build is... (trynna re-earn that cert.)

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

wow that's very brave of u, thanks for coming forward anyway my company and i would like to propose licensing your videogames to run across our networks on 175 employee accounts for at least a one year time span maybe these games can End It All by COB today? Let me know, - collectioidjjdhdsnsjfbs

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collectivided @collectivided.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

ah. Well, i say we just let him do whatever (for now), but we will (for sure) rein him in very, Very soon - The Editorial Board

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