collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Got a flu of some kind in the middle of my vacation. Got better. Came home. Got even more sick immediately. Turned into pneumonia (I think). Lost over 10 pounds. Gonna be a bit before I post body shots again. Need to get my weight and muscle back. 😵 1150
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 23/07/2026My boyfriend (yes im happily taken 😘) loves suspenders. So I set up a little surprise for him when he got back to our hotel room. 916811
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 21/05/2026And of course dressed as such got me feeling hot aside from the warmer temps. 31178
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I realized I had bought myself a more dressy sweater over the winter, and that I never posted any pics of it here. Time to fix that before it gets to hot for it. (which it almost is) 1633
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Been a hot minute since I posted something. A few bod shots when I was inspecting my gym progress. Not getting bigger really, but more definition is coming in at least. I don't recall having such a stark divot going down my sternum and chest. 51457
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collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Plus a few more sans clothing. Well, mostly lol. 822719
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Had had taken some reference pictures for someone special. No harm in sharing a few of them here I suppose. 51738
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Reposted by collarmehornyDopq @dopq.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Please support my game Druid of Hungwood so we will have the funds to make it. There's a First 24 Hour deal right now. The link for the demo is there too. www.kickstarter.com/projects/ypr... 11788206
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Its the holidays, which means its sweater season. How I get dressed up and cozy for the holiday. Who needs a fire when this alone is hot enough. 😉 Merry Christmas. 🎄 71796
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Figured I'd get both #FCF and #jocktober out of the way before the month was over. 🩲🍆 820615
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Got a trip planned heading somewhere chilly soon, so I bought a new sweater to cope with the weather. Specifically one where I could experiment with outfits like this. 41505
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Not dead. Just that the desire to pose for the camera is a very fickle novelty for me. 🤷♂️ That aside, heres the last set of pics from twitter, June 23rd 2023, before I started posting here on the regular. Pardon the wrinkles, I got back from a trip and had just unpacked. 😅 4921
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 08/08/2025LOL, I don't know why but this one is suddenly getting a lot of attention. 😅 81519
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Something a little different this time. My new work area at my job is under construction and requires me to wear a safety helmet and vest. So here's me pretending to be a sexy construction foreman. 👷♂️ 21264
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Deleted that post. Not because I regret it, but because I made this profile to be at least one place where I or visitors don't have to be constantly reminded about what we have to put up with here in the US. 0180
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Twitter May 2023 More old pics for #FCF Some of my better shots of my boner personally 42139
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 28/04/2025I had sent some pre and post shower pics to a friend not long ago from the gym. He suggested I take some "in" the shower. So then- 51253
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Work has been sucking me dry lately. And not in the good way. So for FCF you all will just have to settle for some lazy limp lewds. Though I doubt that's an issue.😏 1026521
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Huh. Someone popular must have reposted my stuff because my notifications are suddenly lighting up with followers and likes today. 😲 I should really get something new on here this weekend. 0140
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Gym stranger: "Hey man you need help? You look like you might hurt yourself" Me: "No I'm fine. Thanks though." Inner me: 'I will never emotionally recover from this.'😭 0130
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Buuut since its FCF I should also post some lazy nudes I took the following month in March of 2024. 😜 527821
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Twitter Feb 2024 4 months after I started to make the dedication to actually go to the gym. Not much difference from then to now, but I think I've gotten slightly more definition since then. 31071
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Im usually too frugal that I don't sub to Patreon often. But you know the reason that gets me subbing to an artists Patreon the most? I find their art/comic reposted elsewhere and I feel like I should sub at least once to clear my conscience. 😅 1120
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Breaking my rule of not getting political. Just because I'm attracted to men in suits and the fantasy that's implied, doesn't mean I support the toxic implications of the environments that require them. That cabinet member calling out Zelenskyy for not wearing a suit was absolutely pathetic. 😠 1280
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 27/02/2025And one more post-nut pic. A friend of mine said they are fond of hairy chests in open shirts, so this is me tormenting them. 😜 1329816
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Now to break them in with that 4 day load I mentioned previously. 😈 PS: Pro tip, if anyone ever finds themselves getting performance anxiety in front of the camera (casue I do sometimes XD) remember that lube is your best friend. 💦✊ 24612102
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Got some new dress pants to replace those old crappy dickies I always had. Nothing fancy, just some cheap ones from a warehouse store, but they still look and feel good. What color do you like the most? Blue, Black or Grey? (I like the grey) 819410
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Work has been getting me down lately. Literally. My libido has been shit on workdays that I don't even feel the motive to jerk it when I get home. But I'm finally off for the week and can relax, and am understandably bricked up as a result. Lets see if I can make use of a 4 day load 🎥😉 3180
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Different shirt color this time. I'm still fond of this look. Just a nice blend of relaxed yet formal. Plus its good to have some layers when its snowing outside. Also, I need new pants. These are too small now if those tension lines around my cock weren't clear enough. 😆 62047
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 06/02/2025From Twitter Dec 2022. Its chilly now like it was then. Though my third arm needs a sleeve of its own to keep warm. I did have a video of me jerking off with these, but I seem to have regrettably lost the file. Oh well. 317511
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Decided to take some comparison shots. Nice to see I fill my shirts out much better now. 💪 And that I [barely] joined the "visible pecs" club. 😆 1580
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 31/01/2025More from the twitter vault. Hmm... Maybe I should call it the bird cage? 😆 Oct 2022 A more casual cock this time. Also full disclosure, I had an unsightly pimple on my chin that the time that I air brushed out. I'll hide imperfections, but I'll at least be candid about it. 11974
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Aug 2022 Posted these with a joke about confidently and professionally displaying your... assets. 😜 41326
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 25/01/2025These are much older. 4 to 6 years ago I think. Probably back when I used to have an xtube profile (anyone even remember that site? XD). Never really posted them anywhere besides twitter. 4987
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Gonna start uploading some of my old pics from my twitter profile here. Deleting that account tonight. Lets start with my very first ones from July 2022. Was still in my old apartment then. Scruff was shorter then too. 4713
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Well I don't like coffee so feel free to talk... or something else in particular Lol, these are fun to do. Now if only I had something (or someone) to fill in the part that's missing.... 317415
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Been pretty chilly. Then I remembered I have this sweater I never wear, and decided to try out a particular look I've always thought was attractive. The effect was immediate when I looked in the mirror. Basically went full dad mode.😳 What do you think? Soft and smirking? Or stiff and stern? 6995
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Back home. So here's some jock cock finally having his new year nut. 💦 621520
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 05/01/2025The black pair is my favorite personally. Also I'm not really an ass man, nor am I fond of mine, buuuut I'm sure some of you freaks are. 1752
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Back in civilization. Last set of the more scenic pics. Dust and desert. Happy new year. 🥳 0200
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 01/01/2025At the halfway point with nothing but grassy fields and distant mountains for company. Funny thing though. Despite hardly any trees, I keep running into wood on the road. 😏 1694
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Putting the mountains behind me, now it's a lonely road in a wide valley for the next 100+ miles. With the odd freeway town here and there 1140
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Back on the road visiting family again. Wasn't able to make it for the holidays, but i got new years off from [lack of] work. Gonna try to snag more pics on the road cause there are so awesome views here. 0170
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Fun fact. My first Porn crush and gay awakening was Ross Hurston when I saw him on the cover of Head Hunters Inc. Learning he also did more suit stuff with Menatplay only served to solidify that fact. 2372
collarmehorny @collarme30.bsky.social · 24/12/2024It also comes with kickstand. 😏 A little flattering imitation, even if I don't quite have the muscles to match.😅 3571