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@colinshark.de
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 24/09/2026
I wonder what's the bigger threat to Vikings; the Serpent or #blahaj? 👀 Amazing @valheimgame.bsky.social merch through #makeship 💙🐍🦈
A serpent plushie from Valheim accompanied by a Blahaj plushie
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 22/09/2026
Im sorry but this is super funny to me xD
Codec's reply with an extensive amount of species badges applied, moving the actual reply text down by a substantial margin
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 05/09/2026
Blåhaj is so peak
Blåhaj inspired artwork of my shark
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 20/08/2026
Picked up Peak at the #Eurofurence #EF30 @glopossum.com @fusselschwarm.bsky.social
Photo showing Glopossum's "The Common Grounds" comic and "offline animated gif" flipbook. Also shown is Nagabe's "Smell".Glopossum's "The Common Grounds", resting against a backrest in an auditorium.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 19/08/2026
A beheaded @thorp.horse at #EF30 🐲
A red dragon Fursuit with the head of the suit laying in the wearers lap
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 19/08/2026
Ramshark 🐐 @luxsquared.bsky.social
Fursuit head of a ram, with a tiny shark plush keychain sitting on its snout
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 17/08/2026
Circumcision #blahaj
A dozen blahaj IKEA shark plushies laying on their back with the tail end facing the camera. The product strip that's usually sewn in all cut off laying in front of the blahaj pile.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 04/08/2026
It's that time of the year again 🎉🎂 Aging, how fun, big 30 this time 😭
headshot portrait of my shark colin, he's winking with his right eye, head turned to his left, with his open left eye looking at the viewer. He's sticking out his tongue a bit, the background reading in giant letters "happy birthday"
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 28/07/2026
I heard its #sharkweek? 🦈
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 16/07/2026
Took a nice photo in #FH6, for the #PetalPower weekly challenge :D #Forza
A 1962 Ferrari 250 GT Berlinetta Lusso speeding through a flower field, the road and background is motion-blurred from the speed of the car.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 03/07/2026
I've been tempted before, but finally caved in <3 Just a lil guy
Screenshot of an online order. It reads Order Summary. Serpent Plush times one. Plushie Only. Estimated Shipping September 27, 2026.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 31/05/2026
Found a neat #Asuka design for my GT-R :3 (yes, I'm using hashtags, bite me) #ForzaHorizon6 #FH6 #NGE (reposting since the last time I posted this the images were just blank??)
In-game screenshot from Forza Horizon 6, showing a Nissan GT-R with a livery showing Asuka from the Neon Genesis Evangelion franchise. The car is speeding along a drag-strip with spectator stands blurred in the background.In-game screenshot from Forza Horizon 6, showing the same GT-R drifting through a tight turn.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 25/05/2026
Super adorable headpat piece I got from EchoMRE a week ago aaaaaaahhh This is how you treat sharks correctly btw
colin getting head-pat
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 16/05/2026
Furries at conventions handing each other stickers like
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 08/05/2026
Average Discord Moment lmao
Discord Screenshot of two messages.
Rowan writes: "What's going on with discord... crying emoji"
My reply: "why, what's happening now? lul emote"
My reply is displayed in red text, indicating some issue with Discord.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 18/03/2026
FREE MY BRETHREN!!! #BLAHAJ
Blåhaj caged up at IKEA
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 09/03/2026
!!!
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 14/02/2026
Hey guys, uhh, where is everybody? :^3 #NFC #NordicFuzzCon #EF #Eurofurence
Night-time photo of an empty plaza in front of the CCH (Congress Center Hamburg)
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 05/02/2026
ouch owie that hurt
Cropped screenshot of the Escape from Tarkov post-death menues, showing the damage taken on what bodypart and by which caliber. The list has four entries for "5.45x39 mm BT gs", one entry for "7.62x25mm TT LRN" and six entries for "7.62x25mm TT AKBS".
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 25/01/2026
I forgot to attach the photo
Photo of my bed with two Blåhaj shark plushies
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 24/12/2025
Have a Merry Christmas everyone UwU
Headshot picture of my shark holding a mug of hot chocolate. Artwork drawn by Hanya-Lex two years ago.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 09/12/2025
The fact their store isn't even half a year old. This feels like a proper drop shipping / mass production operation 😭
Domain registry information.

Registered with Alibaba Cloud Computing Ltd, in June 2025.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 06/12/2025
Help me lmao
A small pile of lego, not sorted.A pterodactyl lego
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 12/11/2025
😭😭😭 @joabaldwin.com
Screenshot from Joaquín's newletter email. It reads "Book updates. Leave me alone! I just published Book 4!"
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 29/10/2025
Screenshot of the "System Information" on Windows. It shows the OS Name being "Microsoft Windows 10 IoT Enterprise LTSC".
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 26/10/2025
big lad owo
In-game screenshot of Pokemon Legends Z-A, showing the player character standing with a very tall Alpha Lucario behind him.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 26/10/2025
he's just a lil guy :3 got myself an alpha riolu <3
In-game screenshot of Pokemon Legends Z-A. The player character is standing wide-legged with a cross-armed striking pose. In front of it is the Pokemon Riolu jumping with a fist raised in the air, celebrating.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 16/10/2025
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 26/09/2025
. @fashbash.de's Blåhaj has scoliosis 🥀
A very well cuddled Blåhaj that is almost entirely defluffed right in the middle, posed as if to have a broken spine.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 15/09/2025
Peak Gaming
Screenshot of Lawn Mower Simulator
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 09/09/2025
"And they were roommates...!" Two super cute shark plushies I picked up from @teranen.bsky.social at #Eurofurence 🦈🩷
Two shark plushies/beanbags with their snouts touching. The left one is pink, the right is blue.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 08/09/2025
I got gifted this shark tooth during #Eurofurence 🥺🦈
Shark toothThe other side of the same shark tooth
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 03/09/2025
Reg Time :3 #Eurofurence
Portrait Photo of the Radisson Blue hotel, with the registration queue strung across the plaza in the foreground.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 02/09/2025
A lit up CCH against a dark-ish early-evening sky.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 02/09/2025
One more night UwU #Eurofurence
Photo of the Congress Center Hamburg, in anticipation of the crowds of the Eurofurence starting tomorrow.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 28/08/2025
Some quick impressions from the new CZ Loco Special Transport Cargo in @scssoft.com's #ETS2 :D
Game Screenshot showing a customized MAN truck. Attached is a Special Transport trailer loaded with a CZ Locomotive.
In the background is a warehouse lot.Game Screenshot showing a customized MAN truck. Attached is a Special Transport trailer loaded with a CZ Locomotive.
In the foreground is an AI vehicle overtaking me.Game Screenshot showing a customized MAN truck. Attached is a Special Transport trailer loaded with a CZ Locomotive.
The truck is moving across an Autobahn exit-bridge with the main Autobahn lanes showing behind the trailer.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 26/08/2025
Can you believe it guys? #Eurofurence, just a week away!
still screenshot from kearamr's viral "christmas, just a week away" tiktok video
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 26/08/2025
My latex suit has been on my mind again the last couple days, but I've been so lazy 😭 I think I like the idea of wearing latex more than actually wearing it? Dunno lol
One of my Blåhaj plush sharks laying on my bed with a latex suit wrapped around it.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 17/08/2025
I like summer more than winter. I prefer sweating over freezing. But man does it suck when it's still 23°C at 11 pm 😭 I can't sleep like this 💤
Emoji combination of the shark emoji and the zzz emoji.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 04/08/2025
It's that time of the year again, older once again. 29 years old now, where's my cane? 👴
My shark throwing a wink to the viewer, tongue stretched out, a cheeky expression on his face.
The background has a repeating "happy birthday" written on the entire canvas.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 22/07/2025
#NoAfD
Regenbogen Sticker. Aufschrift: "Die besten Plätze für AfD-Politiker sind Wahlplakate. Dort sind sie tragbar, geräuschlos und leicht zu entfernen. - Frei nach Loriot"
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 19/07/2025
I got that shiny on me 🖤✨ Picked up as a YCH from @pigeonisapig.bsky.social UwU
My Shark posing in a black latex suit.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 17/07/2025
Surely putting on new bedsheets at 8pm counts as having your life under control, right? 😭
Photo of my bed with fresh sheets. Two Blåhaj are laying in the bed, one halfway covered by the blanket.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 12/07/2025
I hate the referrer step that bsky does so much. I use an app to preview links before I open them, and I cannot skip that refer link bs
Preview window of a URL via a "URL Check" app. It displays the go.bsky.app redirect link, which adds a bsky referrer to urls that are opened via bsky.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 03/07/2025
Hmm, where is everyone? :^3
Frontal photo of the CCH (Congress Center Hamburg)
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 29/06/2025
Squeaky Sat- uhh Sunday It's been a bit too long since I last wore my latex suit 🙈 #Latex #SqueakySaturday
Me laying on my bed wearing a latex suit, showing a peace hand sign in front of a Blåhaj that's laying on top of me
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 21/06/2025
I finally put on new sheets, at 11 pm lmao It's comfy UwU
My "clothes chair". An assortment of Blåhaj, towels and my pillow and blanket all piled on an Ikea chair.A freshly made bed with the new sheets mentioned in the post. A pair of Blåhaj are tucked in.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 15/06/2025
See a butt, post a butt
View of my sharks lower back and butt, a harness strung over the cheeks and cuffs around the wrists on the back
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 06/06/2025
Had some borgirs today together with @acedbrokenwing.bsky.social
Photo of a restaurant table. There are two tablets each with a burger, fries and a soft drink. Closeup of one burger. Bacon, salad and a bit of cheese are sticking out to the side.
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ColinShark @colinshark.de · 05/06/2025
I need to wear my latex suit again some time aaahhhh
Blåhaj Ikea shark plush laying on a bed, a folded up latex suit laying on top of the shark.
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