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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Did he literally request a pogrom against Somali people in MN the day after the FBI announced a Somali 18-year-old got arrested for taking a gun from a confidential informant and started a mass shooting plot days leading into a Dem-underperforming Senate candidate’s election?

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Aside from the racist pogrom going on in the gross post you already saw: holy shit everyone lost their tomatoes and zucchini to rabbits and squirrels this year too? I had marigolds guarding the four corners of my beds and they did nothing

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The concept of living through execution drugs should flummox anyone who believes the 8th Amendment allows execution

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What if the Impact Match was the dudes that Tim Ream kept blowing up into his late 30s we made along the way

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Things are calm enough that your pores relaxed. Trust me, been there

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Don’t knock my eternal quest for the perfect miss that turns a 1.00 xG situation into 0.9999

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I hate to “um actually” the narrative but @futi.live shows that chance as a 0.90 xG and Jackson with a 0.09 rebound. I guess xG models use MarioKart weapon physics.

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Last time I played organized ball was when I was a 13 year old that too embarrassed to wield the limbs of a gangly 5’8” inflatable tube guy body (one time I fouled out and said “I don’t know where these go” to the coach), I had less games with 10+ minutes and zero stat contributions than Sophie C.

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Because having your coach’s kid in the midfield is always a fail safe plan

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Make a band bigger Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young; another conglomeration of Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young; and a third grouping of Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young.

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

#MNUFC should sell season tickets to watch the Jumbotron of away games

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

That sounds way more thought out than the more likely, “oh god I hope this works”

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

If hijinks don’t ensue Yachty gonna get orca’d

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This is equally way more and way less erotic than the West Wing equivalent, the sexual tension between Bartlet and Charlie

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I’m worried I’ll do the same tomorrow

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Liking this team is an exercise in masochism

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Somehow her brother would have had a worse and more dangerous take

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Kick some dirt on it. A lot of it.

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

My lunch pastry walks are about to be so elevated

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Man, my stepsister moved her family to River Falls since my SBIL is in the WI Guard and they’d get their kids tuition benefits at UW schools, and now that we annexed them my nephews finally get to go to the University of Minnesota for free? Fuck yeah

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Would a rage baiting post lying about who I voted for in the primary be funnier if I got all excited about Angie Craig or Royce White

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Jackson had a good few seconds of broadcast time, albeit with a weird non-chanting gap

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Hey, remember how the narrative about Carter was incompetent management of city programs? Good work, at best your replacement is the bi perv version of Michael Scott.

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Bonus, the adjacent loft space where I used to do unsuccessful couples therapy won’t have to pay for outward noise canceling devices anymore

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

The story requires two things to be true: 1. A police chief must be willing to try to get anyone fired who isn’t giving them a blank check. 2. Kaohly Her must be lame enough to not understand the double entendre of the word “wienering” on first glance. These explain the plight of my city.

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I thought to myself, “Hell yeah, I want to pay five bucks a month for this,” and then I realized I wanted to support this a whole lot more and became a Sicko Founder

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

This is beside the point but the notion that the NYT style guide mandates including the state to note where St. Paul is truly infuriating next to Minneapolis and I would do something about it if I could breathe

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Video started, “May I interest you in an espresso marti-NO?”

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I’ve gotten multiple colonoscopy mocktail reels on IG

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Henry is my favorite player ever and probably the reason I took French until I would have needed to minor in it, and I still can’t cheer for France because of the Hand of Fraud.

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Not enough courage in the world for Pence to overturn that performance

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Tbf he jarred it when he kicked Tielemans, tried to play through, and got subbed out after an uninterrupted run of play

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Which bay even has that much salmon? Can they catch enough for (or of) their fans? If we hosted we’d at least save a roe for them

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Assuming a less interesting final I’m supposed to see Monster Jam at noon

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Honestly having Balo reinstated the day England still went through is karmically equal and having Mexico lose while doing the P chant is my victory

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

If this game followed the rules England should be 3-0 winners with the amount of times Mexican fans have done homophobic chants. Fuck the narrative, the fucked royalists deserve passage.

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

It’s been prevalent in each match in Mexico so far.

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Mrw hearing el grito and realizing that the balance of fate is going to put England through

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Hey Aurora: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH

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Minnesota Revontulet SG @mnrevontulet.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL AURORA

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Please be mad at Trump for his meddling and at Infantino for acquiescing. But if you get mad at the USMNT or its fans, remember that between our turnout numbers, children, and residents without voting rights just 23% of the people who live here actually voted for him in 2024. We’re suffering too.

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

This man is waiting for a special occasion to crack open his 1972 Quaaludes

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Yes, there was a 2021 episode of SNL where Malek appeared with Pete Davidson

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Remember how it felt to lose in Couva and think the USMNT didn’t know how to win when they should? That was weird

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Colin O’Donnell @colinodonnell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

The amount of body control to make this a serious foul play call instead of dangerous play would get Balogun cast as Neo in a Matrix reboot. A red for falling into a guy’s ankle when that guy threw you off axis is laughable.

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