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Colin Euwabidch

@colineuwabidch.bsky.social
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-Unfortunately American -Non-Fascist -Franchise owner of Duncan Sheik’s Barely Breathing CPAP Emporium on Hwy 9

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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I went relapsed on threads. Yes it’s a little more popular and combative. But it is just disappointing trash. It’s an echo chamber of idiotic rhetoric and bots. Democrats are being weird, republicans are on X still. But the division of the Democratic Party is huge on there.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I made puppy chow/muddy buddies using Cap’n Crunch. Sounds amazing but the cereal gets gummy immediately. So Cap’n Crunch puppy chow is a no go. What cereal should I try next?
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
AGAIN. Again. Another unnecessary death due to homeland security and ICE.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
RuPaul- Mitch McConnell. Lindsey Graham. I'm sorry, my dears, but none of you survived that lipsync. Now,
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Sashay Away Rupaul
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Technology has come so far for most things but the fitted sheet stopped at this and said “No more technological updates needed! It’s is complete” I shouldn’t sweat that much putting one on my mattress in 2026.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Cat People of Bluesky, HELP! I’m a dog person, I have two big goobers. My mom has Parkinson’s and it’s progressing. She has a sixteen year old basement cat. She was feral when she got rescued but it’s a reclusive cat and only comes out to visit with my mom whose she’s obsessed with, clingy
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If you’re mad at Graham Platner. Let me tell you about the current American President that no one is doing a thing about…
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Oprah Winfrey- Every talked about my weight. Don’t talk about people’s personal lives. Also Oprah-WHITNEY HOUSTON WAS HIGH ON DRUGS AND FELL DOWN THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF MY AUDIENCE WHO I TOLD NOT TO NEVER TELL ANYONE
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Everybody Loves Raymond s6e5 “Marie’s Sculpture” is one of the funniest episode of a tv show ever in history.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
We’re so surveilled there’s no way the fbi doesn’t know what happened to Nancy Guthrie
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Bode Miller had SHROOMS. We’re all on shrooms and pot. Let him live. Jfc. Kids are getting raped and the police are arresting people on eating things from the garden? This guys toddler died tragically, of course he needs a vice! God created that mushroom.
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Jen 🐦‍🔥 @jen4man.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Yes, it does. 🤨 #jokesters
They say ‘the machines of the future’ will be as smart as people…Oak, but WHICH people? Because it kinda matters quite a bit.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It’s funny how republicans are racist but their mascot is the elephant, a native of Africa and Asia.
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Republican Party Elephant Flag
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
We need to go back to memory cards, flash drives and film.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I just early checked in for my doctors appointment for 7am. It asked if I planned on attending any of the World Cup events. Umm I’m lucky to have insurance to have this appointment, World Cup games?
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Journalism is dead and this guy was honest enough to quit his job as a news anchor.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I can’t believe I’d ever say or type these words together and it make sense. Doctor Pimple Popper had a stroke. people.com/dr-pimple-po...
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Dr. Pimple Popper Sandra Lee Reveals She Had a Stroke While Filming New Season: 'A Part of My Brain Died' (Exclusive)
Beloved TV dermatologist Dr. Pimple Popper Sandra Lee opens up in this week's issue about her terrifying stroke and her physical - and emotional - road to recovery.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
NETWORK NEWS. QUIT GASLIGHTING THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT THERE WAS VANDALISM AT THE REFLECTING POOL. ASK FOR FOOTAGE, ASK FOR PROOF, DONT PLAY INTO IT.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It is stupid the country stops when a cop dies. They applied to be a cop, protecting people from violence is the job. If a hairstylist dies on the job, does everything stop? No.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Isn’t this slush fund for violators who are also victims in Trump’s eyes for January 6th, considered as government assistance? Like snap, Medicaid and unemployment?
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I think people have the right to use ai if they choose. But not everyone should have to suffer with data centers. AI should just act like the cable, internet and phone companies and provide in home equipment. Let the individual AI users pay for its resource needs.
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Horrible 'Antigonish' Horse 🇵🇸 @horriblehorse.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
More Democratic Socialist candidates, ASAP.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I got permanently banded from Reddit because I said “Donny & Bibi just need to blow eachother already” they’re blocking my IP Adress I guess child murder is okay but feedom of speech isn’t. Freedom of speech is as American as apple pie and guns. But guns win.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It’s 2026. Why aren’t we saying “Father Fucker!” yet? Saying “what’d you say father fucker?” To a hyped up straight guy is more effective
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
5 chances to post one image of his spawn and 11 opportunities to post a grandchild and he picked some unknown blonde 50+ year old unknown women to show his gratitude of being a father. Donald Trump is all around dumb and mentally incapable of the most minuscule tasks let alone the US’s
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Universal Resorts really did make a statement with its new, vaguely Universal Studios themed family park in Frisco, Texas. Proving capitalism puts in a high budget number but the bare minimum results. They literally said “idiots will buy anything!” and gave them this at 60 bucks a ticket.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
someone from the RADICAL LEFT (the dumocrats!) SHITTED my pants I just bought from JOS A BANK (which isn’t a bank if you can believe it)-I will be TAKING THEM BACK and I’m demanding a FULL REFUND! The salesman Greg (not Joe) seemed like a nice MAN sold me, YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT! soiled shorts.-DJT
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Crazy to find out where lightning bugs don’t exist in the US are called fireflies. That’s why it feels weird when they’re portrayed in film or tv and I guess music too. #Interesting
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It’s unfair to be forced to live under a full blown cult.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I’ve watched two really interesting documentaries tonight. I love deep dives into minds and how the nervous system works. But they got me thinking I’m a lesbian sociopath 🤔
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
hershii liqcour-jeté looks like the kid from Jerry McGuire
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Jonathan Lipnicki Waving Hi
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I never knew how soft straight white men are until I bought a house in the suburbs. It’s exhausting.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Bluesky, please get dying dog posts out of my feed. With respect to the dogs and their owners, the world is already heavy enough I don’t need to take on the sadness of strangers and their dogs again, respectfully. It’s too much
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Man Walking Sadly in Barren Landscape
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Never trust a Todd.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I like when I get test results with my MyChart app. It’s better than instagram notifications.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Our local news station does fun facts for America’s 250 and they just did one on the Grand Canyon then said happy birthday to it… do they think it’s 250 years old?
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
If the reflecting pool is shoddy work, think about the proposed ballroom we’re also paying for. Bulletproof windows but paper thin walls.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rob Reiner and James Burrows within six months is a gut punch for fans of 80’s-90’s film and TV.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I forgot about the goddamn plane. New Air Force One is ready to haul Trump’s ass back and forth from DC and mar-a-Lago. OUR tax dollars paid for its retrofitting and he’s taking it with him when he leaves office. Supposedly for his library which will never happen. Just like the Ballroom.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
All World Cup visitors will be heading back to their home countries with good ol’ American Type 2 Diabetes.
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Michael Che: You Can't Dia-Beat-Us on SNL
ALT: Michael Che: You Can't Dia-Beat-Us on SNL
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Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son. @roamingdruid.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP!!!
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Hear me out. Donald Trump is white Bill Cosby. An 80’s novelty who makes stupid words up and is a complete monster. Except Trump has out-crimed Cosby. Bibity bopiddityy covfefe bloop jell-ooooooo
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Trump paid to ruin the reflecting pool and paid to make gas expensive with taxpayer dollars. What a great president.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Doctor. Reginald. Sanders.
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Donald Glover Says 'Back Up' on SNL
ALT: Donald Glover Says 'Back Up' on SNL
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
You’re telling me bitcoins are worth something but my authentic 1997 Princess Diana ty beanie baby isn’t?
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I never realized until now I’ve lost 100lbs since I was at my heaviest in 2012. Is that an accomplishment if it was that gradual?
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
We don’t need to intake this much medication advertising. It’s not for things you can self diagnose at home then tell your doctor who’s probably hit from all directions of the same medication advertising. So they’d suggest it or prescribe it.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Y’all. Sports used to be fun and stg every week is some major big sporting event. I’m tiredddddddd I am enjoying the people visiting America and treating it like a playground though.
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Download the HBOmax Parmount+ A Warner Bro. Skydance Company app today!
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Colin Euwabidch @colineuwabidch.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Cops killed a dog and a 1 year old baby within 24 hours
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