cole @cole1.bsky.social · 4hif there’s one thing tv shows have taught me it’s that forensic scientists all live in city centre penthouses or ultra modern mansions and they all carry guns 000
cole @cole1.bsky.social · 9hinjured in the nations league that nobody cares about, absolute nonsense competition 020
cole @cole1.bsky.social · 14hto me socialism is being allowed to tear down the interior of a maccies if the mcflurry machine isnt working 010
cole @cole1.bsky.social · 14hi remember visiting my mate in dubai in 2004 and he read one of the arabic safety signs to me that was put up outside a big building site and it was something like emirati citizens have to wear (listed out all the safety gear) and foreign workers had a much shorter list, expendable resource 120
cole @cole1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026ive never once seen a public park set of goals with a goal net fitted. for decades. this is a huge societal failure. I don’t want to have to fetch the 5% of shots that hit the target 020
cole @cole1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026do you reckon twitter still has millions of those dropshipping ads? 110
cole @cole1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i made the mistake of liking a brian cox post and now there’s loads of “and here’s why that’s important” deepfake brian cox videos about some space nonsense 110
cole @cole1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026instagram reels is largely pointless now because 4 in 5 posta is ai-slop 220
cole @cole1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026my favourite justin beiber song is the one where he keeps saying “youporn” in a silly voice 000
cole @cole1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026microsoft teams at work now has a nice little feature where if you want to make a teams meeting you cant use teams to create it, you can only use outlook and hit the "teams meeting" button 000
cole @cole1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026just saw a video of some middle aged man named “ed sheerans cousin” doing a freestyle rap on a tv panel show 010
cole @cole1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Jude Bellingham has zero haters. Any slander his way will be met with prison 100
cole @cole1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i once dressed as mr blobby and my (then) 6yr old has been terrified of him ever since 050
cole @cole1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026school run parent: “how’s your week been?” me: “fine, quiet” the week: 011
cole @cole1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026my biggest “we want our country back” nostalgia is garden centre christmas displays used to be amazing and now they’re all depressing 030
cole @cole1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i heard some recently somewhere we went that played it as background music and it was noticeably awful. like, the first thought me and the kids had was "what on earth is this music" and "its very obviously ai slop". it all sounded like pitbull mr worldwide (bald) 010
cole @cole1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026has anyone seen anthony gordon and claire balding in the same room? makes you think 010
cole @cole1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026nice to see this website still has those scam gofundme accounts that repost you at random 010
cole @cole1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026my work has sent out covid symptoms to look out for and every one is pretty much part of my daily life 130
cole @cole1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026we should pile more money in im looking forward to a long nap 000
cole @cole1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026no idea what this is meant to be, even after ruining my search history tapping on it out of curiosity 331
cole @cole1.bsky.social · 03/11/2025“what do you mean you can’t get by on £40 a week? kids these days never had it so easy” 050
