coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 17/07/2026no gods but religiously believes in finishing vinegars 020
coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 16/07/2026guy-blind - when u can never tell the difference between all the guys 050
coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 28/06/2026for real i’m always saying you’re like a cloud cover in summertime 160
Reposted by coldplumEmily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026my first for @defector.com! The Omen was released on this day fifty years ago, three years after Roe v. Wade. I wrote about Kathy, bodily autonomy, the arc of abortion rights in America, and Arkasha Stevenson’s The First Omen. defector.com/diabolical-m...defector.comDiabolical Motherhood | DefectorOn June 25, 1976, three and a half years after Roe v. Wade made abortion legal in the U.S., The Omen hit theaters. Most viewers remember the high-drama deaths—by impalement, decapitation, hanging—or t... 1328297
coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 09/06/2026What the white whale was to Ahab, has been hinted; what, at times, he was to me, as yet remains unsaid. 010
coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 05/06/2026dreamt j3ff b3z0s married into my family and was unrelentingly trying to coerce me into baking him shortbread 160
coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 31/05/2026high on coffee unexpectedly dosed with simple syrup giving children a half-fabricated encyclopedic report on Perth, a place I've never been 060
coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 16/04/2026if you’re not rehydrating your beans with a halved head of garlic, a couple onions, at least 2 bay leaves, strip of kombu, some dried mushrooms, a rind of parmesan, peppercorns, pinch of asafoetida, couple dried chilis, and salt, then don’t come crying to me about your miserable soup 040
coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 16/04/2026the winner of the minnesota spring thaw vibes contest is this guy cruising the parking lot by the baseball field blasting bat dance as the sun sets 061
coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 15/04/2026last night in french class i said “yes i like escargot a little… i love eating maladies, and it has a lot of maladies.” 050
coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 14/04/2026me to a genie wishing i could always be as high as the first coffee or as fuct as the second drink 040
coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 11/04/2026like everyone else, of all time, i wish i could teleport there 120
coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 03/04/2026dipping wet clay into wetter clay on a humid night of a rainy week giving big dngaf energy 150
coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 30/03/2026one of those nights when your braid dipped into the garbage 050
coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 09/03/2026kinda similar, but with jogging, and the ice was perfectly concealed beneath a layer of old leaves — kind of like a trap 030
coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 01/03/2026i keep asking my date “how do you think this date is going?” every time he comes back from washing more blood off his coat 070
coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 20/01/2026wow did not foresee a tullycraft punchline in the year 2026 120
coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 09/01/2026desperately opening mine only to read, "As far back as the 19th century," 020
coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 05/01/2026when i say i’m “going to work in my studio” it means i’m going to go eat some of this one cool chocolate bar i keep in there 0152
coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 01/01/2026may you all hear songs you love come on loud and unexpected in bars you’ll probably never even know how to go back to 070
coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 20/12/2025living w little girls is like, they will raise their feverish head from the sweat soaked pillow of their sick bed and feebly ask: is that a new coat? 090
coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Vikki wrote the best full profile ever published about TS for that same mag many years later — file also under: locals writing about locals 110
coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 19/12/2025“sold” twice — & u were basically the only press within state lines that acknowledged that project until like, post-Oprah article / post-international popularity 110
coldplum @coldplum.bsky.social · 18/12/2025in short finally washing this fleece which reeks and is in the shape of my torso 040
