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Coldforge says Abolish and Prosecute ICE @coldforge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

What you need is a roll of this, and just apply it daily. The peace of mind it provides is priceless.

A roll of Secopad Screen Repair Tape, 2 in x 30 ft Black mesh screen tape.

* Strong stickiness
*Easy to use
*Long-lasting
*Waterproof
*Guaranteed to keep snakes out of your butt, or your money back.

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Coldforge says Abolish and Prosecute ICE @coldforge.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

No one tell him the brain has four different lobes, each one flipped like one of those AAA flashlights.

An accurate representation of the brain (assuming you're a flashlight that likes to eat batteries)

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Coldforge says Abolish and Prosecute ICE @coldforge.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Those hobbits really knew what they were doing, didn't they? Frodo's Bag End was fancy and cozy, and kept in fantastic condition by Sam's diligence and care. Wait, I'm being told I misread the skeet. Oh. Well. I guess it still probably applies.

A picture from inside a hobbit hole (LoTR), showing the fancy doorframe and lovely view outside.

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Coldforge says Abolish and Prosecute ICE @coldforge.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Happy Friday back at you! I couldn't resist the edit.

Leo and Benicio in One Battle After Another, to the music of Rebecca Black's infamous "Friday" video

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Coldforge says Abolish and Prosecute ICE @coldforge.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

100% The thing that made me fall in love with not caring about chess, was learning the onion headed dude moves just like the cutout line in it's head, diagonally in any direction. Little details are so unimportant when you don't care about a thing!

A very happy chess piece moving diagonally and not giving a F about anything

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Coldforge says Abolish and Prosecute ICE @coldforge.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Can I explain, in excruciating detail and with citations cut and pasted from Wikipedia that have no actual bearing on the matter, how it works in an imaginary wonderland I've created inside my head? No? How about a dog photo instead. Sorry Sec Def Murder Guy stole your video, that's really shitty

A very fluffy, sitting dog with a foppish lock of hair covering one eye, looking at the camera and smiling a great big doggy smile

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Coldforge says Abolish and Prosecute ICE @coldforge.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Sorry I can't stop laughing at this photo, who chose this framing???? I must be twelve.

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Coldforge says Abolish and Prosecute ICE @coldforge.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

lmao I love this bullshit Glowing newspaper article: "omg they're so generous it's heartwarming" Details: "foundation has grown in value to $5.4 billion, gave away $226 million total last year, is *required by law to give away 5% annually*" Me: *does math* hmmmmm

"Last year marked the fourth consecutive year of the foundation giving away at least $150 million."

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Coldforge says Abolish and Prosecute ICE @coldforge.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

In for a penny, in for a pound. Wait does that still work now that pennies are illegal?

The most basic silverware drawer imaginable. Forks, spoons, knives with a random spoon mixed in, and more forks.

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Coldforge says Abolish and Prosecute ICE @coldforge.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

How quickly we've all forgotten the Colonel Sanders dating game

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Coldforge says Abolish and Prosecute ICE @coldforge.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Much more economical than Texan senators when the temp drops:

An international flight arriving at Cancun Airport

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Coldforge says Abolish and Prosecute ICE @coldforge.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

My shelter rescue mutt reached his twelfth year this month

No kings, except for this fuzzy white and black doggo standing majestically* on the peak of a large rock

*as majestically as a goofball can be

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Coldforge says Abolish and Prosecute ICE @coldforge.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Going to have to start wearing one of those cattle ear tags just to stay safe. This lil fella is good!

A calf with large numbered yellow tags in it's ears, number 50521

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Coldforge says Abolish and Prosecute ICE @coldforge.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

My salad dressing lacks gluten, sugar, and any form of animal product or inclination towards journaling.

A salad dressing label proclaiming its bonafides as gluten free, sugar free, vegan and “diary free.”

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Coldforge says Abolish and Prosecute ICE @coldforge.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

LMAO Nate Silver got it wrong, -this- is Blueskyism

A Blueskyism skeet with the author writing, “Sorry you’re all so personally devastated by the passing of an elderly celebrity who lived in luxury you can’t imagine…” etc etc Debbie Downer bullshit

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Coldforge says Abolish and Prosecute ICE @coldforge.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

So yeah, apparently the commander in chief of the US has a new salute now

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Coldforge says Abolish and Prosecute ICE @coldforge.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

The new Mass Effect in development is a direct sequel to ME2

Screenshot of a post by @harpy.party saying "taking the biomass of all of humanity and making a hotdog the size of Central Park," which has replies and quote posts disabled

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Coldforge says Abolish and Prosecute ICE @coldforge.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

I think perhaps you should add a bit about taking time to process what you’ve heard

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Coldforge says Abolish and Prosecute ICE @coldforge.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you? I'm dead, but at least people will eventually know what happened!