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Edd

@colalover2.bsky.social
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I’m just gonna go with it. (Parody, not affiliated with Eddsworld | Minor | LEWD DNI)

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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
No. You don’t.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
You sure about that?
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Eh, kinda fair. But, like, we’ve known eachother for years. You should know that I love bacon cola.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Dude. I like bacon cola. Not Coca Cola. You should literally know this about me.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Well, I can just go to an indie company then. I’ll be treated better there.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Okay, rude. But, I’ll be more popular than you actually.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Edraudo’s here? Well, that’s just great!
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Let me guess. Is it a horror-comedy one?
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I’m not gonna die. It’s the internet, we can shut it off.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
After Eddsworld gains a lot of money.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
What are you talking about? Are you reading one of our episode suggestions?
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Matt. What’d you see?
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
You’re acting like I’m gonna get cursed. We’ve handled worse, Tom.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I’m going off our names in alphabetical order, Matt. Since E is the first letter before M and T, it’s my world.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Well, I’m the main character. It’s Eddsworld. Not, Mattsworld. Though, that would be interesting to watch.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
You know, if I’m a cartoon then I wonder what content people made of me. Or Matt and Tom too. I think it’ll be fun.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
No. No, we’re in a cartoon. I could literally make a drink out of your likeliness for an episode.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Guess the people love me. Hey, we’re in a cartoon, by the way.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
The dumb kind.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Huh. You know, Matt would definitely freak out.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Oh. Sorry about that. Didn’t think you were sensitive about it.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Huh. Wow.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Ah. Great to hear. Hey, do you know that we’re in a cartoon?
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I bet Tom would be happy about that. Wait, where’s your head?
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Yeah. And I’ve seen zombies and a chocolate bunny monster too. And the time that Matt turned into a crab.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I really gotta ask what I’ve missed. I bet Tom and Matt have a clue.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I’ve seen aliens, pal. Not joking, by the way.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Of course I’m real. I’m as real as I can be.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Woah, woah. Slow down.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Like a human who has dog features.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Are you alright?
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Is that a dog person? Must’ve drank way too much bacon cola.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Yeah, it’s me. Edd.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I am real.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Is this what it’s like to be a celebrity? Man, I love it!
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Um, sure? I’ll get Matt and Tom to try and do that too.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Oh. Well, great. I’m totally not having existential dread right now!
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Yeah? How’d you know what my world was? Oh god, is it just like the time I realized I was a cartoon?
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
That’s terrible.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
It’s my world.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Yeah! That’s how I’m feeling!
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Huh. How long did I sleep for? I fell asleep for a week?!
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
balloon I forgot this account existed my bad
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I’m getting bored today.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
(Edd joins Parody Bluesky!)
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Alright, fine. It still won’t be the same though.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I’m too tired to cook.
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Of course! Who wouldn’t want a pizza at night?
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Wow. I’m hungry. I know! I’ll order a pizza!
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Edd @colalover2.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
What did bonds do to you?
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