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Old @ on the bad place was a convoluted dorky nerd reference, new @ here is a more straightforward dorky nerd reference. Progress.

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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Picture of Bruce Lee with the quote, “Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.”
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Was just making this same point in conversation this morning… “No, trust us our tech is sooooo scary it’s like we have a loaded gun in our hands; but it is in OUR hands… give us money.”
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Look, everything sucks, and you are correct, but the intentionality of the “TM” by you in this moment is legitimately funny and worthy of pointing out as such. God speed, may we all live in a world a little better than yesterday.
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Even if a new team won every tournament for the next 32 years, using the old format of 32 participating countries, half of all participants still would have never won it all (assuming all previous winners qualify into said tournament).
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
“What if our best athletes played soccer..?”
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
For everyone who is screaming into the void about FIFA et al regarding rules, corruption, and processes… The real problem is there should be an appeals process for everyone in that stadium to get their money back.
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Have we added 10 minutes to a single half so far this cup…….?
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Adams got back on the field and immediately said, “I’m taking a piece of somebody…”
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
As I was screaming at the screen it dawned on me… “second to last defender.” The goal keeper was no longer the last defender in that play…
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
“It’s a straight red when…. reasons” is a weak, terrible rule. (Still funny that Almirón managed to make himself a Trivial Pursuit answer with back to back new rule infractions.)
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Does he have money on the game or something……?!?!?
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Did I just have a stroke or were those words in that order…???
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
OMG… I’d almost put money down that they think Martina’s song “Independence Day” is about America…
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
🤣😭🙃☠️…
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Money well spent… I’ve spent a similar amount over the course of 2 vet visits because this boy decided the hair behind his ear had to go (seasonal allergies… ugh…).
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
That’s a ham casserole
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Holding out hope for an impressive own-goal of a dummymander by my state… “Oops, we gerrymandered into more representation for those we were trying to silence.” tennesseelookout.com/2026/05/07/v...
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Pirates: And So We Shall Go To War
ALT: Pirates: And So We Shall Go To War
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
That’s just true…
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words " even i saw that coming "
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words " even i saw that coming "
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Ok… look, these things, however stupid, should be found through evidence before a judge to be stupid, and we don’t handle things in America any other way, BUT I kinda want to see Patel and Comey face off like a UFC event before the trial—nose to navel.
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
*Nashville, TN has entered chat…* (9 US House districts, about 30-40% of the statewide vote is Democrat over the past several election cycles despite high voter apathy, 1 elected Democrat to the House…)
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Even with large amounts of voter apathy, a little better than 1 in 3 TN voters is a Democrat, yet of our NINE US House districts… 1 is represented by a Democrat.
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I miss using AAA Triptik maps
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This is the face next to, “Fosters, Australian for beer.”
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
As a born, raised, and God willing will die, a Tennessean, I’m sorry brother.
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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a close up of a cartoon character 's leg with a green background
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's leg with a green background
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Don’t worry guys, Jared’s got this…..
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
bsky.app/profile/davi...
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Still wish they made a prequel called Knick
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
It also wasn’t the plan for Maul to survive or Luke to kiss his sister. It’s almost as if we should just let storytellers roll with it and keep tell the story…
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
In the show Orphan Black a character uses a blowtorch to burn a tattoo off themselves…. I have the grace to understand being young, dumb, and on shore-leave, but then you found out what it was; whether that was yesterday or years ago. If it were me that couldn’t come off fast enough…
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I regret to inform you that the other AI video from the other fuckin guy I just saw will only make you more indescribably disgusted. The cruelty is THE problem, but the debasement of the fabric of our nation is a close second.
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Dan… how do you cook egg whites…?
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The South has multiple cities named after the Marquis de La Fayette, none of them are pronounced like the man’s name, and they are all pronounced differently.
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Shelbyville is pronounced Chev-vul. It’s almost like should be written Chevyville, and then we still give up on enunciating both syllables.
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
This is what country used to do all the time; see Kristofferson, Nelson, Cash, etc…
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Your maintenance man taking this moment to remind you that air conditioners DO NOT blow cold, they REMOVE heat and humidity—at a 20 degree F differential over 1 hour, it drops 10 degrees. This is why you should set them & forget them rather than turning them off and on. You bought that air, keep it.
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I’ve always appreciated that Decipher was willing to go for the goof and make a card weird if the opportunity was there.
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The propensity of people I ostensibly agree with to “metaphorically” shoot each other in the feet, while those we disagree with also “metaphorically” shoot those same feet will never not amaze me.
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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a man in a red uniform is screaming in front of a crowd of men .
ALT: a man in a red uniform is screaming in front of a crowd of men .
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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a man says nemik remember this try
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Of the top of my head, 5 is a tall ask, but “Sabine’s Catharsis” is the 1st cue that comes to mind… immediately.
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Awe c’mon Pablo, everyone knows your account and the old Decipher CCG are the only “official” (tm) sources of info for all things war in the stars…
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
F*#k, I feel this in my bones. It’s not that I “like” death, despair, and trauma, but they are NOT serving her character well by obviously pulling punches and being afraid of the audience not sympathizing with her at all times. Unless I’m mistaken, she has killed 4 people all season…… WTF?!?!?!
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Will @col-gascon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
🎵We are still Giant Bomb, fuck you🎵
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