iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 7h

This clip seems to imply that there are reasonable republicans in this world. Can someone please show me one?

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 12h

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I love how this app can just utterly distract you from dumb shit to make you look at some equally dumb shit.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Look, that man was a russian goddamn agent from the fucking beginning and you fucking morons voted for him so don't pretend like you didn't fucking know, because all of us fucking told you.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I do not do miserable at work unless it's for personal reasons. Get it?

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I'm staying up a little late to be social. My neighbors invited me for dinner and normal people don't eat as early as I do.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Okay, apparently cursing the world via blue sky works. Monday didn't suck, I scored date, and I got my nails done.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Look, if I gotta hear you talk all day, then I don't wanna hear anybody complain about hearing me sing a few bars in the office. #newrules

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I had a very uneventful weekend, but the new compy is all set up and I did some writing, so take that shitty social existence!

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I just want y'all to know, I'm gonna stream that documentary, so that it gets numbers, but i'm not actually gonna watch it. If you want to offer some sum of money to get me to watch it, please do. We'll see if it actually motivates me or not.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The chicken fried steak was good but being pantsless on my bed...

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Dudes have started telling me that my pictures don't match. These two pictures are two years apart to the day.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The amount of men who have no interest in eating tacos or having me cook for them is genuinely concerning.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Some of y'all really need to learn the niceties before you dive into your kink questions. Hey, hi, hello, How are you... are customary prior to asking me to treat you like a toilet.

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ElfQuest - Fantasy with Teeth! @elfquest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

So here we are at NYCC to premiere Wendy’s “Masque of the Red Death” graphic novel … and who should show up?! People would die for this kind of endorsement. Oh… wait…

Wendy Pini at New York Comic Con premiering her new graphic novel Masque of the Red Death. And who should stop by but the Read Death himself.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Did I hear a reporter ask someone what their personal definition to a word is today?

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I have an endless supply of angry skeets right now, but...

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Does anybody else find these headphones comically huge and heavy?

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Look, I knew today was gonna be a day and I came prepared to watch you guys burn it all the fuck down. I'm outside on a break.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I just wanted to say, I'm real proud of y'all. I see thick calves, thighs that can crush watermelons. Biceps that make a boy fucking swoon. May we never forget the holes and poles that make it all happen. Keep it up, mates. 😍

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I got some new headphones. We are not the same.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Someone was terribly sassy this morning, but now that he's had coffee and breakfast... I hope that one specific wish, the one you secretly think on every day, comes true today. 😘🧚‍♂️✨️

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

There's nothing in the world like admitting to someone that they smashed their name out of your head.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I found my wedding ring today and I decided that I'm not selling it. I will wear it on my right hand from this point forward because I designed this ring, and I hope he sold his because he never deserved it to begin with.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oomf's thoughts spilled out in text today. He'll be back. He liked a lot. He said some dirty things, and then immediately apologized. You guys know he didn't need to apologize.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

cooking: yes, Italian is my forté whistle: meh draw: my stick people have incurable diseases Paint: n swim: y English: w/ a focus in dance: Never not dancing sing: out of practice drive: y gifting: bad at it write: ch7 is written! Instrument: once upon a time speaking: LISTEN UP, Y'ALL

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I love how we celebrate spooky season every year, like half us ain't spooky as fuck all year. Boo, bitch.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Woke up to oomf reacting to my pic telling me I'm a hottie. Gonna ride that high for a bit, y'all.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Zara for the win. Chris can eat all the rotten dicks in pottersville.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Personally, I wouldn't talk to Optimus like this.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oomf wanted to see me with short hair and this is what I found to share with him. It made me realize just how far I've come.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don't do American sports ball, but damn it this made me fucking laugh. Kyle has been amazing for many years.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My friend gave me an assless singlet. 🤔

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I am so thankful for new connections I've made in my life recently that I have dedicated this day to absolutely nothing. Nothing is getting done. No responsibilities will be completed. I did have some good sex, but that's clearly forgiven.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

As I shovel cinnamon toast crunch into my mouth, this is the best shot he could get.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Tattoo 14 today. Someone come pat something and tell me I'm a good boy.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sometimes I try to log onto this app to get myself a brain break at work but there's lots of gay men in various states of activity, and I can't get a proper brain break because all the blood is in my fucking dick.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I've been so focused on the bullshit in life and work that I haven't had any time to appreciate all of you. I like you.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm good on Ed news. Fuck that dude, and Robert, too.

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Henry @cohomeaux.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Velvet Collapse is my new soul.

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