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Jason Cohen

@cohenesque.bsky.social
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Philadelphia. Texas Monthly writer-at-large. Ex of Austin, Portland, Cincinnati, Missoula. Music, food, sports (no necessarily in that order).

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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Philadelphia Flyers are 2-11-2 since this picture was taken www.instagram.com/p/DXc8UZsFb7E/
Picture of Shane Gillis in a Flyers jersey, with Gritty.
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm thinking I can buy these tickets for $40 on Friday
screen shot of a Stubhub listing for two Robert Lester Folsom tickets at Johnny Brenda's in Philly on Friday night for $1,200 each
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is this a real band or something that formed from the ectoplasm of @davidjroth.bsky.social and Defector? www.remembersports.com
Photo of ad for WXPN Free at Noon for the band "REMEMBER SPORTS."
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
LOL. Is this a time zone thing or a "don't understand what time a show actually starts" thing?
Screenshot of email I just received: "Your Show Has Been Rescheduled – Chickie Wah Wah Presents S.G. Goodman"
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He's made a lot of promises over the years www.espn.com/soccer/story...
ESPN headline: Ronaldo says Jesus broke his word, apologizes to Portugal teammates
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This can go on the April t-shirt
screenshot of NHL score, Penguins 7, Flyers 0
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And yes I did type this while wearing my Sean Couturier shirt and watching Kyle Schwarber on the Phillies postgame
Selfie of me in an orange Philadelphia Flyers shirt with the TV behind me, as described. Also in the distant frame: Gritty, Lester from The Wire, a Ricky Williams UT Russian nesting doll
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kate Smith isn't canceled at my mom's Memory Care. #letsgoflyers
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm gonna blame Google (and AI) rather than the Statesman for this one
Search result from Austin American-Statesman, "Texas vs. UTEP: Live updates, how to watch Week 3 game"
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Seems like at least one of these guys could be an actual member of Radiohead
ad from World Stage Live, "an evening of Radiohead head performed by Android Paranoid," B&W photos of the five band memmbers with mostly lank hair, grim expressions, and a few beards
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
W-E-A-R-E-G-L.....
Photo of a fan in split Saquon Barkley Jersey, Eagles on one side Penn State on the other. At the Temple Penn State game at the Linc
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
But I did write one these columns (and used to have a caricature, how 'bout that?)
Screenshot of part of September 20 Austin American-Statesman column written from the Mets @ Phillies game, the second MLB game played after 9/11.

Headline: When Baseball Isn't Just a Game

"Sometimes it's just a game..." a Philadelphia Phillies advertising slogan teased last week.... "and sometimes it's more."

Little did they know. 

Last line of excerpt: Football and baseball didn't matter -- but by the way, when are we gonna have them again, and how, and why, and if it's not too much trouble, could they go ahead and heal the country?"
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Northwestern football appears to have embraced platinum pricing (this for the first versus Penn State, if there are cheaper/normal game tickets they haven't gone on sale yet).
screen shot of ticket listing for Northwestern-Penn State "New Ryan Field Game Day Experience" ticket, whatever that is.
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It just gets funnier with the additional details! www.inquirer.com/news/new-jer...
screenshot of text from inquirer article about Wildwood golf cart crash "The 11-year-old was outfitted with “impairment goggles,” to simulate intoxicated driving, the lawsuit states."
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There's a reason I was willing to go light on dinner last night
White sign with block letters (except for the times which are red) on a red brick wall: Kirbee's B-B-Q, Grand Opening, Fri-Sun 11am-4pmA black-gloved Johnny White of Goldee's and Kirbee's BBQ slicing brisket. He's got on a blue shirt and a tan Kirbee's baseball hat. In the foreground, the arm of a tattooed customer taking their own picture.
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ringo was working hard tonight
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
At The Sphere?
Ticketmaster ad with white and silver/green background Philadelphia Eagles logo that says, in blue letters, "See the Eagles Live"
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nice
It's now 69-7 in the fourth quarter of the Incarnate Word-Oklahoma Panhandle game
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If there's a better American band that used to be named after Talulah Gosh and combines that same aesthetic with mindfuck guitar, I haven't heard 'em
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Guess I missed the first few watchable minutes of the Incarnate Word game
Picture of the ESPN TV box for a college football game. Incarnate Word leading OK Panhandle 62-0 at halftime.
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Neither Jeff Tweedy nor Stuart Murdoch made the cut at Ray's Happy Birthday Bar today, but I asked them to sneak my Dad on there.
White sandwich board from Ray's Happy Birthday Bar in South Philly wishing Happy Birthday (in cursive) to (from the bottom) Mink Stole, Blake Lively, Tim Burton, Elvis Costello, Yvette, Kevin, Phyllis Voren and Martye Cohen
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When the sports columnist doesn't check with @delucadan.bsky.social (okay, so he didn't say they wrote it). www.inquirer.com/phillies/phi...
screenshot from Marcus Hayes column about the Phillies in the Inquirer. 

“Once bitten, twice shy,” as the philosopher band Great White once sang?
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Silkworm get their Montana homecoming on Tuesday. I talked to Tim Midyett about the reunion, Steve Albini, and whether their favorite high school teacher might be at the show. thepulp.org/the-return-o...
Photo of Silkworm, Tim Midyett (swept back dirty blonde hair, purple oxford shirt, sunglasses hanging under collar), Joel RL Phelps (glass, close-cropped hair, black oxford shirt buttoned to the top), Andrew Cohen (shaved head, blue outdoor jacket), Jeff Pannal (glasses, long hair and goatee, all-black clothes, holding drum sticks)
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Still one great single reserved pit seat left for Willie and Neil in Philadelphia at the low low price of $340. Last row of Main, $267! Neil Young Archives presale code also doesn't work, not that I was going to use it.
Screen shot of the Mann seating map for Willie Nelson and Neil Young
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I think this might be the first time I've read these words together www.wweek.com/music/2026/0...
Screen shot of Willamette Week article: "In addition to juveniles, the crowd contained a mix of graying millennials and Gen Xers, many of whom attended their first shows at all-ages clubs decades earlier." "Graying millennials" highlighted.
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
RIP Butch Huskey. Don't use Spotify yolatengo.bandcamp.com/track/moby-o...
Screen Shot of Spotify's lyrics for Yo La Tengo's "Moby Octopad." 

Eight o'clock, the lights are on at Shea
Phone turned down, we've nothing much to say
Dozing off the TV drones
House key makes them turn and glance for home
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Good times
Cover of the 1988 7" single "REM" by the Chicago band Green, released shortly after the R.E.M. album "Green"
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
An authentic South Philly restaurant www.inquirer.com/food/waltz-i...
screen shot from Inquirer article about the new restaurant Waltz: "“We call it ‘Gus’ gravy’,” says Joey, noting that this father, Donald “Gus” Dougherty, also a partner at Waltz, learned the recipe in 2008 from some Italian friends he met while he was serving 18 months in federal prison at Fort Dix for defrauding the IBEW Local 98 electricians union, formerly run by his close (but unrelated) associate, John “Johnny Doc” Dougherty. “He’s made it every Sunday since.”"
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Looks like I can continue to keep my $20
screen shot of Pete Thamel breaking news item from the other place about Liz and Dick Uihlein donating $35 million to the Northwestern football program.
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Not even sure how to alt text this. Sorry for the poor effort (unlike the realtor).
typically generic and visually unconvincinge gold-and-black brochure with an American flag towering over it all announcing Pennsauken's "The Pub" is for sale
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Not yet he hasn't been
Inquirer archive photo by Yong Kim of Chase Utley with the caption "Chase Utley, pictured at his retirement ceremony, was added to the Phillies' Wall of Fame on Friday night," from a pregame notebook story published before rain delay.
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Or voters!
Facebook flyer for Beeville, Texas concert headlined by Bobby Pulido, with special guests Gina For Texas, Talarico for Texas, Robert Pulido, Lucky Joe and Vanita Leo
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
When the announcers say Phillies reliever Chase Shugart is warming up.
Ad for the Apple TV show "Sugar" Alec Baldwin facing sidewise in the hills above L.A. outside his convertible, arms crossed, suited, sunglassed,
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Screenshot from Inquirer story "Residents of unofficial neighborhoods like Glenside, or towns that span counties like Telford, may be more aware of their official designation. Some Glensiders attend school in Cheltenham, while others attend Abington School District."
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
No notes
Banner ad for the Chicago and Styx "The Windy Cities" tour at the Moody Center in Austin, TX. "All The Hits....Your Kind of Tour"
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 1990s
Cover of the Fatima Mansions, Viva Dead Ponies
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Probably not gonna start playing hoops (or tennis) but I'm always gonna buy the oddball band merch.
A navy blue terry cloth wristband with the PAVEMENT? logo from Wowee Zowee
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Who needs a LeBron shout-out when you get "out on tour with the Strapping Fieldhands" (and Bardo Pond in the next line).
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
What Bron missed (Ratboys, The Dell, Philadelphia)
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Too bad there's no Pavement-only poster (or time to redo this concept)
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
screen shot of Inquirer article about Kurt Vile: 

“I’m watching Mare of Easttown,” he says. “I never saw it, and now I’m obsessed, just watching all the Delaware County locations and hearing Kate Winslet say a sentence half-Delco, half-British.” He slips into a Winslet impression: “I’m hoping for an an-swer,” and chuckles to himself.

“But it’s my favorite show in a long time,” says Vile, who has Task cued up next. “And it’s got Mannequin Pussy in it. Does the director not know who I am?” he wonders. “I guess I’ve got to get in touch.”
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
On my way to see Belle and Sebastian in Portland outdoors in August of 2015. Actually bought and wore my first N95 that day (with exhaust vent) too.
selfie of me in floppy brown hat and a fun fun fun fest bandana fully covering my mouth and nose (albeit with little actual smoke protection)
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Screenshot of text from article in previous post. 

In the coming seasons, the Flyers still need better players. Maybe a center, maybe a defenseman, maybe both. During these recent lean years — dating back to the team trading away former captain Claude Giroux — the team has lacked for stars, something illustrated by what I like to call the Cure Auto Insurance Corollary. We’ve all seen the New Jersey company’s charmingly cheesy commercials (and completely unrealistic portrayals of sports journalism) with Saquon Barkley, Kyle Schwarber, and Tyrese Maxey. Cure even sponsors the Flyers’ pre- and post-game shows on NBC Sports Philly. But as far as I can tell, no Flyer has been in one since Wayne Simmonds, who has not been on the team since 2019.

Before this season, I would have said the next great Flyers player to be Cure-worthy was probably playing for another team (i.e., a future trade or free agent). But stars are also made by playing well. And by being in the playoffs. Suddenly this team has at least four or five guys with the charisma, skill and — let’s use it again — grit to capture Philadelphia. Zegras, Vladar, Martone, Konecny, Tippett — they could all sell you insurance. A clever copywriter might even work in Michkov and some Russian speaking “journalists.”
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I'm in New York freaking city and this is what Proton VPN just did to me
Screen shot of the pop-up you get when you try to use Bluesky in Texas now: 

"Hey there!
You are accessing Bluesky from a region that legally requires us to verify your age before allowing you to access the app.
Based on your network, we think you're in Texas, United States. This estimate may be inaccurate if you're using a VPN."
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I did my Candlebox time
Picture of an opening splash page from Rolling Stone, February 1995 story about Candlebox. "Keepers of the Flame. Defying the Alternative-Rock Trent, Candlebox Break out of Seattle with Traditional Pop Metal, with a black and white picture of the four members (two long-haired blonde dudes, two shag-haired brunette dude, one with a goatee)
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is, after all, Cincinnati, the region known for prosecuting Mapplethorpe and Larry Flynt. But "Creationist theme park" is still a pretty out-there Reds/MLB advertiser.
screenshot of the digital advertising boards behind home plate at the Phillies at Reds baseball game, including ads for Geico, Roto Rooter and "Ark Encounter"
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This was my country hotel
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Is this my favorite Phillies player?
A photo of Phillies OF Brandon Marsh in his high school days, clean-shaven (mostly) in a white uniform with green pinstripes and a green belt  and "WOLVES" (Buford High School, GA)
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Jason Cohen @cohenesque.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
KVRX program guide back when the late Craig Stewart (Emperor Jones Records/SXSW) and Britt Daniel (you've probably heard of him) were on the air
Screen shot from that schedule of Britt Daniel and Craig Stewart's names, with their phone numbers blacked outScreenshot headlined "91.7 KVRX Spring 1994 DJ Schedule," with the station's logo and "The shit of the 80's, the crock of the '90's"
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