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Cogwheelbrain

@cogwheelbrain.bsky.social
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...with the brain of a pony.

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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Off! The! Kitchen! Counter! Damnit, now I have to clean again.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Nothing good will come of this.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
”The god plutonium will not save you. You will not be saved.” ”...the year is 1999.”
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Tha k you!
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Recipe pls?
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Btw - the neighbors have requested you close your blinds.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I hate you so much right now. I missed that typo at first.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I love she's wearing glasses. And large round rim frames at that!
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Society doesn't write any more on the scale that requires cursive to speed up. And if you do need it, then learn it. But, also, left hander here. Hated cursive as a kid because it's a shit system unless you are right handed. Born in ’71, used cursive until I escaped high school. Still hate it.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I always wanted the Derpy mailmare mat, but I did get the Dr. and Roseluck, I love that one.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Mother pussbucket...
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I think I'm starting to believe Dash and her crazy conspiracy theories.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
They look horrible. What did you do, run them through the washing machine?
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I'M BLIND!
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I get this all the time. Order pizza, see where it is. Order something around the globe, see where it is every step of the way. Amazon: same thing. Post office, same thing. I love it. After decades wondering why my package was late and where it is, I can get answers.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
What the hell was that?
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
I am so ready for this.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Ok, I don't get it. What is an "artshare"? How is this anything other than "pose your work"? What am I missing?
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Where ever you are, it's way too early there.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Okay, I Googled him. Not familiar with anything he's been in. I think I'm on the wrong side of the pond.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Goth mommy Pomni.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
...yes.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Damnit, woman, stop reminding me how old I am!
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I'm starting to agree with this idea.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I highly recommend doing that.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
... and now we wait for March. #tadc
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
... and now we wait for March.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Bubbles should never have hands. The concept is terrifying.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Tell me more about the bronze age collapse.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Scootaloo: please pass the salt. Sweetie: you haven't even tasted it yet! Scootaloo: I'm not going to salt the food, I'm going to use it to draw a pentagram around it!
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
How the heck did Alone in the Dark rate 1%?. That's way too high for that movie!
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Sweetie, no.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
That's not horribly far from my parents. Neat
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Where is this?
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
It amazes me how much expression Caine has when all he is is a set of teeth with two eyeballs inside.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I'm old. I spent 20 years playing guitar and going nowhere with it. All I have to say is none of that was wasted time. Go do something!
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
That's our Elbow.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I sense the need for a plastic drop cloth.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The only down side is that they give no warning when they are done being useful. They just stop working. I've gone through probably a hundred or so over my life. Both love and hate those little bastards.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
You're talking to someone who still has a working VCR waiting, just in case. I only replace my phones when I have to, not when they want me to. Fuck 'em.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
That would have made a good movie. (unlike A3 or anything after I.)
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Opus for President!
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Celebrated by going to our local meat-faucet, Texas de Brazil! Yum!
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Congratulations! You have successfully adulted! As a reward, you have permanently earned one random pain in the knee of your choice.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
This is why I have trust issues.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
This can only end badly for all involved.
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Did he borrow Kinger's?
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Cogwheelbrain @cogwheelbrain.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I could have gone the rest of my life happy without that little pervert coming back.
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