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Cogsbreak

@cogsbreak.bsky.social

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18+ only, definitely a human person. Male, he/his.

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Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 4h

"... Too loose, I can still wiggle a little..." "I don't want to cut off blood flow, love."

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Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 16h

Yes.

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Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 18h

Mort et la petite mort.

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 18h

Unacceptable.

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Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 22h

Congrats and Oh Dear.

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 22h

Woe, Curse of Age be upon us.

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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 01/10/2026

steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 22h

"Actually it's because I wanted to get a close up view of your chest tattoo and - " *Pummeled unconscious.*

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I DO! It's just vaguely unpleasant in a way you can't specifically go "and this would fix it".

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I thought that creechur looked familiar...

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don't know but it's distressing.

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Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Huh for once the size difference wasn't exaggerated."

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The program runs until the hardware fails.

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I've heard dudes dig scars.

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Baked" goods, hmmm?

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"I said I was needing a SUMMON, not a BOOTY CALL." "Tch, same thing and you know it."

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

On which one?

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"He saved my contact information! I knew he cared!"

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"... and of course Fucking Zenos was there."

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We know.

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's unfortunately one of their many uses. Whether they like it or not.

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Because he could see how badly it was getting under my skin, and I had to tell him to please just... give me space because I WAS already snarly and snappy because of the fight, I was getting snarly at him, and if he stuck around I would take the frustration out on him, and he did not deserve that.

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Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don't want to talk about it because I don't want to to be that person and I've spent years trying not to be that person. In the one I WILL talk about though, Monster Hunter Wilds vs regular Omega. Not even the hard one. One of my roomies was taken aback because he was trying to console me...

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Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I wonder if they're as bad as the one I knew, who didn't do positionals, didn't bother with Soulsow/Harvest Moon, didn't use Arcane Circle (because it was only 3% DPS increase!), then complained that it did worse damage than him playing Dragoon. For the record he wasn't stellar at Dragoon either.

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I can hope, okay?

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Next time: "oh I remember last time. How about... I don't do that..."

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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is calmly sitting on his computer when he is startled by noises that sound somewhere between coughing and choking. Alarmed, he rushes to investigate.
Blue: Green? Are you okay?

Blue finds Green on his back on the floor, evidently shaken up but otherwise unharmed.
Green: I somehow swallowed spittle wrong.

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I suspect "enforcing" and "helping" are the exact same thing here...

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Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm pretty sure it's a desperate attempt to make it seem smarter than people, so giving up all autonomy to it is clearly the right and moral decision, because of course the public listens to those who are smart. Oh wait.

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Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Nap time.

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I mean, there ARE wenches. Just because they don't want anything to do with him on their part doesn't mean they're not there.

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"Excuse me but the shields are supposed to go on your arms."

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Nostalgia can be a trap.

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Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Now it just tastes bitter." "That's the sarcasm." "Can I get the love again? I'm sorry."

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The money is the happiness, and only their bank account gives them happiness.

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Excuse me, can't you see I have a Goldfish Card?"

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

With luck yours will eventually walk themselves out the door like mine did.

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Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I feel this sort of helps answer the question. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fAD...

If all humans died, when would the last light go out?

YouTube video by xkcd's What If?

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"But you find them hot?" "That's why they're scary."

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"It has to be malicious actors who are smarter than me, not rich assholes."

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Worgen named "Thin Tauren"?

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Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Eat it. I'm sure it's fine to eat it. You cannot go wrong with eating delicious Secret Stone.

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Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And the ice cracks just a little further...

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's your diet.

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Someone is planning to performatively join in? And then get actually sucked in. Fool that he is, thinking it could be otherwise.

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

One should always has time for a Blep call.

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This implies it ever really stopped. ;p

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*Claps with one hand, because the other is petting a Tofte.*

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

And I have an even more limited musical exposure and am doing just fine with that, thank you very much Rolling Stone.

Cogsbreak @cogsbreak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The best worst business partnership.