chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 02/07/2026Ok, I’m calling it now. Well, I’m probably a whole year late on this take but… Neon is the new A24. A24 has scummy billionaires on their board anyway. Let’s see how this biopic turns out. 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 17/12/2025This was a team effort. No way I can take credit for all this myself! 010
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 28/09/2025Sigo anonadada con la maravilla que fue la boda de mis amigos anoche🥰 En la presencia de esta gente tan hermosa y dedicada fue un privilegio presenciarlos en su plenitud. Me sirven como evidencia de lo que se puede lograr cuando uno se dedica completamente a su propósito de vida 110
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 15/04/2025On today’s edition of ¡¡Qué Carajo!? Hoping Genmoji could give me a cute referee to casually drop into a convo, but I got a lot of suspicious vape poses instead. One of them even has smoke! And headphones! 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 03/03/2025If you’re reading this, you’re a hottie. No elaboration necessary. 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 04/12/2024What the heck happened to the BB video message on Spotify Wrapped this year? ¿Se le olvidó dónde apuntar la cámara? 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 17/11/2022There’s a joke in here somewhere about how interviewing for a time-series DB company would look like this… except opposite? 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 06/03/2022The musical guest on #SNL last night REALLY took Óscar Isaac’s “encourage weirdos” message to heart! 😆 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 31/12/2021We’ll never forget your delicious Dusty Muffin™! 😭😭😭 youtu.be/F_tVJ2rHHSA 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 28/12/2021It’s been 3 years since it’s release and I swear I keep seeing bits of Control everywhere. @remedygames @505_Games I mean, just look at this Netflix series’ production design! Easily one of the best games of the past 5 years. 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 02/11/2021Pretty sure bisexuals everywhere are really going to appreciate this new macOS update to Monterey 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 21/02/2021¿¡GÜAT DE FOK!? ¿De cuándo a acá? 😭😭😭 Puñeta, ¡que mierda es vivir en la diáspora! #librosAC #diasporicua 100
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 24/01/2021What a FUN MILESTONE indeed! 🙄 Which probably translates to millions of people suffering in isolation during a pandemic. *sigh* I hate having to use LinkedIn... 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 12/04/2020Ummmm... @Twitter, why do you think Aidy Bryant is out here playing tenis? #snl #SNLAtHome 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 14/01/2020Me lo mandó Mami por WhatsApp y ahora lo pueden disfrutar ustedes también. 😂 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 14/07/2019¿Quién es esta Doñi en el balcón? Me encanta que haya abierto sus ventanas para halagarle los esfuerzos a los manifestantes. #RickyLeaks 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 09/05/2019@biancamnieves Voice est autre Dominique aussi, Avec son amie. 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 10/03/2019I’m glad they cleared this up. I was about to climb aboard. 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 28/12/2018And of course, Netflix doesn't even bother to pretend to give us a choice at this part #Bandersnatch #SayNoToDrugs 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 06/12/2018Para los que no se acuerdan de los otros 11 meses del año.... @popular (meme por @NMRiveraRivera) 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 18/11/2018Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do not! But Twitter was kind enough to remind me. Jesus Christ, 10 years! I shudder to think what I thought was worth tweeting a decade ago. #MyTwitterAnniversary #hallovido 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 06/11/2018Everybody jobs. You job, I job, they job, all of us -we all job. Job, job, job. 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 26/10/2018¿De cuándo acá lleva acento hola???? Esta gente subtitulando en @PrimeVideo se entusiasmaron con los signos interrogatorios y le echaron un acento de más... 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 30/09/2018😳 If I ever find something like this in a new job I am jumping ship immediately. 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 21/09/2018@nodebotanist: “With EC2, we abstracted servers. With Docker, we abstracted environments. With serverless, we abstract away the runtime.” Me: 🤯 #EmpireJS 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 20/09/2018El internet no está escrito para todos, pero no tiene que seguir así. #internationalization #EmpireJS @EmpireJS 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 20/09/2018Finally learning how we SHOULD’VE made MIME. #EmpireJS @EmpireJS #modeltraining 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 09/09/2018lol! I am loving how this girl is just grooving in pink on this landing page! 😆 Well done, wistia.com 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 18/11/2017Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! 9 years, baby! #MyTwitterAnniversary 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 06/11/2017On the 5 today: gotta remember to turn off AirDrop! Thanks but no thanks “Big Zaddy”. 😒 #wtf!? #mascabicho 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 01/08/2017@princessnokia @UrbanOutfitters The hardest of feels... 👎🏽 000
chiara (she/they) @cofuente.io · 04/04/2017@caribbeancinepr hey el website está teniendo issues. fix pls 000