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Bert

@coffeeslot.bsky.social
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Environmental field worker. Studying ecology. Plant based. Old punk. SciFi and nerdy stuff. Kaurna Yerta, South Australia. Himbo

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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
The whole not-exploding-on-the-launchpad thing helped. It's fun watching Elon's money literally crash and burn, but real wins are easier to collectively celebrate
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I'm sure he tests positive for all sorts of substances
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
What I want to know is how Larissa Waters and David Pocock are polling as preferred PM. Got to be better than Cayman Angus
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•Marns🌿🍉🐸 @marnshibski.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 23/02/2026
@theverge.com has 3.3 million (!!!!) followers on X, and 0.2 million here on bsky. X2 RTs on bsky for this They post on each platform with identical text so I imagine it wouldn't be that hard to do a proper systemic analysis of every identical post on both platforms in terms of RTs, likes etc.

The Verge
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Stellantis is in a crisis of its own making
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‪The Verge‬
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Stellantis is in a crisis of its own making

Stellantis is in a crisis of its own making
The names may change, but the company stays frustratingly familiar.
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I would much prefer to be asleep right now
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Need a theatrical release for award nominations...
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Peter Murphy @peterwmurphy1.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
A man threw a bomb into the crowd at an #InvasionDay rally in Boorloo (Perth) on 26Jan. The device contained explosive liquid, ball bearings & screws. Fortunately it didn't explode. Terrorism. Minimal media coverage, using gentle language: "a device designed to explode". 😠 #auspol #journalism
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 28/01/2026
While the dictionary may suggest that terrorism is when anyone uses unlawful violence for political means, many understand that the application of the term becomes impacted by 'other factors'... chaser.com.au/general-news...
Nation confident in ability to guess the alleged bomber’s race based on lack of ‘terrorist’ label
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The day after a right-winger attempted to bomb an assembly of indigenous Australians the Australian chose to push this line? Disgraceful
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Havoc @havoc147.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far.
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Kon Karapanagiotidis @kkarapanagiotidis.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
How is this not terrorism?
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angry-goddess.bsky.social @angry-goddess.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Excellent question #auspol
We here are the Libs Nat's and ON screaming about the explosive device being thrown in WA
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Anakin Skywalker, but he's here to do worse than kill the younglings
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
PROTECT TAKAYNA '26 chuffed.org/project/prot...
chuffed.org
PROTECT TAKAYNA '26
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Professor Euan Ritchie FAMS @euanritchie.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
“Eddy was angry at how much his brigade was asked to do with so little resources.” Maybe @albomp.bsky.social would like to explain to Eddy & all of us why there’s > $300 billion for AUKUS but volunteer firefighters put their lives at risk with insufficient resources! www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
abc.net.au
As a bushfire raged around them, a volunteer brigade made a plan to survive
The volunteer brigade from Terip Terip went through "hell" and back, narrowly escaping death, while fighting to save their own community and those nearby.
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
We should tear up AUKUS and expel all American service personnel immediately. The US government are actively undermining our national security
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
SHELVED BY GENRE awakens far below the Misty Mountains, and with riddles and talking eagles and exploding pine cones, the hosts continue their discussion of THE HOBBIT! Also, we learn so much about what Tolkien thought of airplanes. rangedtouch.com/2026/01/16/t...
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
A nobel peace pryze doth not worke lyke the One Ring. It ys not about who ys physicallye holdinge it.
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Royce Kurmelovs @roycerk2.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Unfortunately for Malinauskas, the internet remembers. Instagram user beccilove dug out this quote from a few years ago.
Screenshot of instagram post quoting Premier Peter Malinauskas by beccilove.
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bongodave @bongodave.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=El0C...
youtube.com
Good vs. Ice
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Thankfully no one in the US government knows that Lego is made out of petroleum
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juni 🏳️‍⚧️ @blahaj.rodeo · 03/01/2026
it is always so much fucking dumber than you could possibly expect, even when taking into account the fact that it’s always so much fucking dumber than you could possibly expect
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Dinosaur civilisation was so advanced they used 100% biodegradable technology. Check mate #paleonotogy
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I camped there on the way home from uni in April. Had the place to myself so I got changed next to my ute. Massive jump scare when a parade of apostle birds waltzed out from under the car while I was about to pull on my jocks
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Rob Waterhouse @rmwaterhouse.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Formally categorised as extinct on the IUCN Red List in 2025 🔴 Slender-billed curlew 🟡 Christmas Island shrew 🟠 3 Australian mammals 🟤 a species of ebony tree and Hawaiian lobelioid ⚫ a cone snail news.mongabay.com/short-articl...
news.mongabay.com
Declared extinct in 2025: A look back at some of the species we lost
Some species officially bid us farewell this year. They may have long been gone, but following more recent assessments, they’re now formally categorized as extinct on the IUCN Red List, considered the...
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Too Dune Too Dunious
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Tesla had the position that people would use the name "Tesla" to refer to any electric car. That has been pissed against the wall. Now even Teslas don't get called "Teslas", they just get called "Swasticars"
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
You are putting around half the workforce as management. That's a lot of useless people
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Joh Era reboot but without the comedy characters
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Drove to work at dawn this morning. Very glad there was no roadkill reindeer on the way to town
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 24/12/2025
Best explanation of the liar's dividend that I've ever seen.
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
We should put all the tech bro billionaires in space. Resolve the data centre problem and save democracy
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Kill your idols is always good advice
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
You can't come 10 years late to the party and claim to be the founder.
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
At that stage in the assignment writing process my YouTube algorithm has decided it's Slayer time and I'm not complaining
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I remember checking out an abandoned place with that sort of bedroom to bathroom ratio. The mirrors on the ceilings gave away what profession it was designed for.
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Ended up giving up and using my real face for proof if age, but tried with the front cover of "Gnomes", Bob Mould, and Emma Goldman... I should have persisted, I think a photo of real person would work
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
The ALP may be too spineless to add a climate trigger but that doesn't mean the Australian people won't pull their own one.
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Are gods haploid or diploid organisms?
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Artificial Intelligence* killing us through sheer stupidity
media.tenor.com
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .
Alt: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee surrounded by fire .
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Fucks' saké. There are multiple Fucks. They all like rice wine.
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Does anyone have the maths to show how many scientists we could hire by scrapping one AUKUS submarine?
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New Scientist @newscientist.com · 20/11/2025
A type of parasitic ant takes over the colonies of a related species by inciting the workers to kill their queen, then taking her place.
newscientist.com
Parasitic ant tricks workers into killing their queen, then usurps her
Some ants kill the queens of another species and take over their colonies, but we now know at least one species gets workers to do the dirty work for them through a kind of chemical subterfuge
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Tom Quinn @tomquinn.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
This is obscene. The challenges facing the nation means we should be scaling up CSIRO, not cutting it to shreds. While we are sending billions to the US for nuclear shipyards, our science and industrial base at home is falling apart for lack of funds and direction.
theguardian.com
‘Sad day for publicly funded science’: up to 350 more jobs to go at CSIRO
Australia’s national scientific agency announces more research job losses as it looks for budgetary savings
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tandigi @tandigi.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
So many weasel words I can’t keep track! Just cut back executive salaries and keep more people employed.🤬
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Bert @coffeeslot.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Executive salaries should be reduced in proportion to any reduction in staffing.
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