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Adam Stück

@coffeeologian.bsky.social
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Caffeinated creative, game geek, caregiver for elders/honorary old person, and follower of Christ.

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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
ME: Huh, I don’t remember buying that furry black toy for the kitties. BAT: *rears up from the carpet and hisses at me* ME: Oh.
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I was reading in the Old Testament about Israel forsaking God to worship pagan deities such as Baal and the Ashtoreths, and my first thought was that "Baal and the Ashtoreths" would be a pretty sick band name.
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You call it not mowing the yard. I call it “prairie chic.”
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Blep.
My cat asleep with her tongue poking out. Blep!
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
GENIE: Pass three tests and you receive a wish. First, what is the difference between “will” and “shall”? ADAM: In the first person, “will” and “shall” denote intention and inevitability, respectively. These meanings are switched in the second and third person. 1/2
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I found this in my workplace kitchen and while I appreciate the offer no thank you I do not wish to try the ass jams
“Ass jams” on a box of jam packets is a most unfortunate shortening of “assorted jams.”
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
We found this fluffy goblin trapped in a disused garage. Seven years later, the neurotic beggar haunts our home, yowls at us constantly, and glares at us like the killer in a Stanley Kubric movie. Happy anniversary, little dude.
A fluffy orange cat glares neurotically at the viewer. Through his eyes, his single brain cell is not quite visible.
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
A friend showed off his coding skills today. His lines of jumbled letters and cryptic symbols convince me that coding is just disguised sorcery: magic spells and runes of power in digital form. YOU CAN’T FOOL ME WITH YOUR FANCY LAPTOP YOU SORCERER
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
The eyes are the window to the soul, they say. My eyes are a swampy green-brown. I’m not sure what this says about my spiritual self, and I’m not sure I want to know.
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I’m considering production costs for my story project, and it looks like I’m going to have to sell a kidney. What? No, not one of mine. Any volunteers? I’ll name a houseplant after you! It’s like crowdfunding. But with kidneys.
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I’m no expert on flirting, but my relationship coach tells me the first step is to lie down on my back and spread out my limbs, exposing my underbelly as a sign of trust and vulnerability. For clarity, I should mention that my relationship coach is also my cat.
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
This fixture in my workplace seems about as happy to be there as the rest of us.
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Things that are hard for me: • Spontaneity • Prolonged social interaction • Street Fighter II • Personal confrontation • Making eye contact • Not alluding frequently to C.S. Lewis • Math
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Few things earn my respect and admiration more than hearing someone say, “I was wrong.” Humility and intellectual honesty are rare, beautiful, and increasingly necessary virtues.
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Window cats.
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
One razor and four Post-It notes later…
Cosplay(?) of an airbender whose iconic tattoos are represented by four Post-It notes in the shape of an arrow.
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
@theeastpatch.bsky.social Thank you for sending an angel to help shepherd my wayward flock. 🙏🏻
An angel leads a congregation of misfit plushies.
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I don’t care how advanced AI may seem. Until it’s able to step on a LEGO, it can’t possibly understand or express the human condition.
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
You call them “holes in my pants.” I call them “ventilation.”
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I regret to inform you all that I have been cursed to post more regularly on Bluesky. In hindsight, I should never have touched that creepy-looking doll in my local Museum of Cursed Objects.
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I keep hearing about a “Tick Tock ban,” and I’m heartbroken that the US would criminalize the most creative level in Super Mario 64.
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Please be especially careful of scams during the holiday season. They aren’t always obvious! I received a surprisingly convincing request today for personal and financial information, ostensibly from USPS. It seemed legit at first glance. I’m glad I gave it a second look. Be safe out there! 🙂
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Ah, “X.” The universal symbol for “wrong.”
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
With those introductory remarks out of the way, I'm officially settled in to Bluesky. It seems nice.
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
At a writing conference a while back, the speaker recommended starting with a rough giraffe. Then polish it, he said, and submit your final giraffe for review and feedback. I'm not sure I understand the writing process. #writing #writingtips
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
My electric kettle is a lot like me. It makes a lot of tea and is often full of hot air, and when it’s rattled you can tell it has a screw loose.
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
No, I don't have a problem with eye contact. I'm just sparing you all the horror of gazing into my bleary, bloodshot peepers. You're welcome.
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
NEWS: AI art generators may take away jobs from human artists. ADAM: Aw, that's an awful shame. NEWS: AI script generators may someday replace human writers. ADAM: DO THAT AND I WILL MURDER YOU WITH THIS PEN
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Look, I'm just saying that if you're finding lions and witches in your wardrobe, it's probably time for you to clean.
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Every day we stray further from God.
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Look, I can’t help that my fingers are so cold to the touch. It’s the hand I was dealt.
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
You call it "Not mowing your lawn." I call it "Respecting nature."
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Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I let this little weirdo vote last week, and now I'm here on Bluesky. I'm pretty sure it's his fault.
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