Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 24/08/2026ME: Huh, I don’t remember buying that furry black toy for the kitties. BAT: *rears up from the carpet and hisses at me* ME: Oh. 101
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I was reading in the Old Testament about Israel forsaking God to worship pagan deities such as Baal and the Ashtoreths, and my first thought was that "Baal and the Ashtoreths" would be a pretty sick band name. 100
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 15/07/2026You call it not mowing the yard. I call it “prairie chic.” 000
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 09/07/2026GENIE: Pass three tests and you receive a wish. First, what is the difference between “will” and “shall”? ADAM: In the first person, “will” and “shall” denote intention and inevitability, respectively. These meanings are switched in the second and third person. 1/2 110
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 04/01/2026I found this in my workplace kitchen and while I appreciate the offer no thank you I do not wish to try the ass jams 010
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 02/01/2026We found this fluffy goblin trapped in a disused garage. Seven years later, the neurotic beggar haunts our home, yowls at us constantly, and glares at us like the killer in a Stanley Kubric movie. Happy anniversary, little dude. 000
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 02/07/2025A friend showed off his coding skills today. His lines of jumbled letters and cryptic symbols convince me that coding is just disguised sorcery: magic spells and runes of power in digital form. YOU CAN’T FOOL ME WITH YOUR FANCY LAPTOP YOU SORCERER 020
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 30/06/2025The eyes are the window to the soul, they say. My eyes are a swampy green-brown. I’m not sure what this says about my spiritual self, and I’m not sure I want to know. 000
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 27/06/2025I’m considering production costs for my story project, and it looks like I’m going to have to sell a kidney. What? No, not one of mine. Any volunteers? I’ll name a houseplant after you! It’s like crowdfunding. But with kidneys. 000
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I’m no expert on flirting, but my relationship coach tells me the first step is to lie down on my back and spread out my limbs, exposing my underbelly as a sign of trust and vulnerability. For clarity, I should mention that my relationship coach is also my cat. 100
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 20/06/2025This fixture in my workplace seems about as happy to be there as the rest of us. 010
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Things that are hard for me: • Spontaneity • Prolonged social interaction • Street Fighter II • Personal confrontation • Making eye contact • Not alluding frequently to C.S. Lewis • Math 000
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Few things earn my respect and admiration more than hearing someone say, “I was wrong.” Humility and intellectual honesty are rare, beautiful, and increasingly necessary virtues. 000
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 30/05/2025@theeastpatch.bsky.social Thank you for sending an angel to help shepherd my wayward flock. 🙏🏻 010
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I don’t care how advanced AI may seem. Until it’s able to step on a LEGO, it can’t possibly understand or express the human condition. 000
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 28/05/2025You call them “holes in my pants.” I call them “ventilation.” 000
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 28/05/2025I regret to inform you all that I have been cursed to post more regularly on Bluesky. In hindsight, I should never have touched that creepy-looking doll in my local Museum of Cursed Objects. 000
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 19/01/2025I keep hearing about a “Tick Tock ban,” and I’m heartbroken that the US would criminalize the most creative level in Super Mario 64. 020
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Please be especially careful of scams during the holiday season. They aren’t always obvious! I received a surprisingly convincing request today for personal and financial information, ostensibly from USPS. It seemed legit at first glance. I’m glad I gave it a second look. Be safe out there! 🙂 000
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 13/11/2024With those introductory remarks out of the way, I'm officially settled in to Bluesky. It seems nice. 000
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 13/11/2024At a writing conference a while back, the speaker recommended starting with a rough giraffe. Then polish it, he said, and submit your final giraffe for review and feedback. I'm not sure I understand the writing process. #writing #writingtips 000
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 13/11/2024My electric kettle is a lot like me. It makes a lot of tea and is often full of hot air, and when it’s rattled you can tell it has a screw loose. 000
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 13/11/2024No, I don't have a problem with eye contact. I'm just sparing you all the horror of gazing into my bleary, bloodshot peepers. You're welcome. 000
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 13/11/2024NEWS: AI art generators may take away jobs from human artists. ADAM: Aw, that's an awful shame. NEWS: AI script generators may someday replace human writers. ADAM: DO THAT AND I WILL MURDER YOU WITH THIS PEN 000
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Look, I'm just saying that if you're finding lions and witches in your wardrobe, it's probably time for you to clean. 000
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Look, I can’t help that my fingers are so cold to the touch. It’s the hand I was dealt. 000
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 13/11/2024You call it "Not mowing your lawn." I call it "Respecting nature." 000
Adam Stück @coffeeologian.bsky.social · 13/11/2024I let this little weirdo vote last week, and now I'm here on Bluesky. I'm pretty sure it's his fault. 050