Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 1h“Accordions! the sign bellows” @labcoatguy.bsky.social and I making fun of interesting signs 000
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 2hOne of the coolest things ever: finding out that a local great horned owl was in your driveway last night and likely ate a skunk. 110
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 17h@labcoatguy.bsky.social about our orange cat: “I think he’s pointing his butthole at me” 030
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yes, garlic bread is delicious. But Gorgonzola garlic bread is even more delicious. 110
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026So far the most intense thinking I’ve done today has been ordering lunch 011
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Describe whiskey, wrong answers only: slightly stale and tastes of the box, per @labcoatguy.bsky.social 010
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026After a busy last day of the month, my first day of new month at work is best described as “solely for decorative purposes” 010
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Someone has their phone ringer on “wake the dead” volume. Absolutely no. 010
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The great and terrible thing about adulthood: no one is around to tell you not to have ice cream for dinner. 031
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A notice to any very large hornets attempting to hitch a ride with me: leave the outside of my car before I get the proper James Bond flamethrower installed 010
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Me: It’s my well-earned day off, I’m sleeping in. Cleaning demon: You called? 020
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That was a ridiculous busy day and once again, I proved that my job is to turn shit into gold. 040
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Last day of the month at a car dealership and my brain is on the loading screen. Oh joy. 120
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Are there any audio transcription tools that aren’t powered by genAI? I desperately need something I can drop a .wav file into and get text. 011
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It’s not even 11 am and I’ve already handled the actively-on-fire shit! 🥳 020
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You know dinnertime is soon when the cats are staring, meowing, and otherwise looking dramatic 020
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Found a bag of various makeup and perfume samples. My bathroom now smells interestingly fancy. 010
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Update: let it breathe for a day, and it’s now plum jam, tannins, and iron. Yum! 020
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A good day at work was very psychologically necessary and it’s nice to remember that I can still sell 040
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Costco’s Vacqueryas wine: smells of fried shrimp, tastes of tetanus-risk metal and tannins and shrimp, with an aftertaste of fruit snacks. 020
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Today I have learned that background checks can expire without warning, people don’t bother telling me important shit, and I’m just breaking down into hysterical laughter because I’m not wasting my makeup on crying. 040
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Way too tired for the level of bullshit I’m facing today. Send caffeine. 020
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s 2:03 am and this is precisely when smoke detectors tell you that they’re at end of life and need replacement 021
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just had to move around on the couch because I was apparently in the cat’s spot This is my life right meow 050
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026There is a wasp in the garage and I need help evacuating the cars so I can burn the garage down 020
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Today in my household: I have to go check the mail because the cats’ DNA kits have arrived. 010
Reposted by RockyJohn Bull @garius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"we have left your F-35 parts with a neighbour" 524449
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Welp, guess it’s time to clean all the things. Clutter, begone. 010
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“In case we need another faraday cage…” More phrases that make perfect sense in my house 030
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Today has been productive except I haven’t found time to eat lunch. 020
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Costco store brand champagne is actually pretty delicious 020
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Coming back to work after a lovely four day weekend: welp of course people are on fire and there’s a work hydra waiting for me 010
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026There are plenty of very large grasshoppers outside. Normal wildlife or plague of locusts? If they’re locusts, please feel free to start devouring the extra vegetation around here 010
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026How to apply stained glass cling film: with cat assistance. 040
Rocky @coffeeelf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026With my hilarious attention span, maybe it’s a good thing that I only go to Costco with supervision or without the Costco card. 020
