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Dave Maltby

@coffeedude82.bsky.social
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Coffee and nixtamal expert GIS programmer Occasional dipshit

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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Pete needs to cut back on the ‘roids!
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
but if you pass the Save Act, everything will be fine 🤣🤣🤣
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Anything significant 🤣🤣🤣
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
O. M. F. G. Is he fucking serious??
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I’m tired of this 💩!
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Is anyone else sick and tired of the baseless investigations by the DoJ? Holy 💩
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
You spelled balls wrong
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Cruz is FAR from the epitome of masculinity! What a tool.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
More $$ going into the pockets of people who donated to F47.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
100%
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Most of the oil money goes into Putin’s and the other oligarchs’ pockets
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
47 is as dumb as a rock. No offense to rocks.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Acting AG said an officer (don’t know which agency) discharged his gun 5 times. Cole fell or tackled or whatever was not hit by bullet. I find it strange that a highly trained professional was 0 for 5.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Booger sugar sniffles.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Kash has the sniffles during the presser. I guess he switched to booger sugar instead of alcohol.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
He’s probably one of my favorite coaches and an amazing person. Former Spur. I have his Spurs jersey 😀
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
He may be able to play Friday, if he passes protocol tests.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
and corn from Mexico. We paid the pass-on tariff fees from the importer. We won’t see a dime of that refund. I’m sure that’s the way it’s going to be for every small business.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
“Only the companies that paid the tariffs directly are eligible to file for a refund. If they do get their money back, it will be up to them to decide whether to share some of it directly with their customers. So far, few companies have pledged to do that.” I own a small cafe where we get coffee…
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
And getting outplayed!
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
IOW, screw the farmers, small businesses, and citizens here just to give $$ to UAE.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
apple.news/AvjnkevD9Rr-...
apple.news
Trump extends Iran ceasefire, blockade amid uncertainty over peace negotiations — POLITICO
The president said he will not launch new strikes on Iran at the request of Pakistani officials.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It’s is TACO Tuesday, after all😂
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Discovery would be a bitch for him. He thinks it makes him look tough to threaten a lawsuit. Stupid frat boy.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
For her and the pool boy 🤣
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Yep, that tracks.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
3…2…1…
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Vance is there to test-run what will happen in November. November is the semifinal run before the final tweak for 2028. My theory, anyway.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Hell, Puerto Rico is 20% solar!
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I don’t think Don jr can pass a drug test.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
DOI is offering voluntary early retirement and deferred resignation program 😳
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Why send them to national archives when they can be stored in his shitter??
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Imagine if data centers had solar.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
He has the attention span of a gnat
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
There will be a slew of rotating AGs. All worse than the last.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
On with the rotating temporary replacements!
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Thoughts and prayers. Just kidding! Good fucking riddance!
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Holy shit! I gotta take out a loan just to put gas in my truck! fuck me
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Sooo we get to crucify him?
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Tax the billionaires. They’re profiting from the Iran war anyway.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I think she got choke slammed one too many times.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Adiós: GOP weighs health care moves to pay for Iran war. Here’s an idea: tax the billionaires. They’re profiting off of this war anyway!!
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I want to see his entire family broke af.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Hahaha, I almost spit out my beer I was laughing so hard!
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Because their nuts haven’t dropped yet. They’re scared of getting mean tweets from him and his felonious base.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
He’s trying to be the “only I can fix this” guy.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Tears in his eyes, thanking me for attacking Iran…
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I’ll take what is extortion for $1,000.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It is his specialty, after all.
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Dave Maltby @coffeedude82.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
A couple of posers on stage
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