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@coffeebee.bsky.social

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Hello, I guess She/They Autistic I love Kermit the Frog

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That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“Those Protestants. Up to no good as usual.”

The Belfast telegraph BlueSky post: top headline: “Gang suspicious of the so-called God Squad as converting to Christianity means avoiding the £5,000 fee to get out of organization.”

Picture below: a red flag on a pole that says in white text “JESUS IS KING” in all capital letters.

The headline below the picture says: “UDA placing spies near churches to see if recent spate of members claiming to be born again are genuine.”

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That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“Why is ICE arresting my family members?”

Man in a hot dog costume saying “we’re all trying to find the guy who did this”. The joke is that ironically, it was he, the man in the hot dog costume, who was the source of the problem to begin with.

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That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Im not even joking, im not trying to be edgy or anything, i seriously liked all 9 films. I thought they were great.

A man standing up in a room of people sitting. He has an unpopular opinion.

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That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Bruh wtf even is German

A German word saying “Nachrichtenbuchschreibstube”

That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Kat Abughazaleh• 1mo
I don't understand how people can run for office knowing they have insane baggage and/ or crimes.
Like I spent the entire campaign expecting
AIPAC to somehow dig up my middle school livejournal fanfic account. I prepared my family for it. I'm still amazed it didn't happen.

That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

post a random picture or everything else will go bad in July

Photo of a payphone

That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

The text says “it’s June which means it’s illegal to be straight. Anyone caught not being gay will be immediately reported to the FBI”. In the background are Pokémon characters holding up pride flags and stop signs.

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That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

A girl labeled “Apollo” is throwing a ball at a group of kids. The ball is labeled “the gift of prophesy”. The kids are labeled “random Internet users just trying to be comedic”

That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

A woman cartoon stands in front of a sign that says “in this house we believe”. Above her says “D-MI) Evelyn Normielib”. Below her is written: 1. retired teacher 2 voted for Buttigieg in 2020 because he reminds her of her grandson 3. The quote says “the blood of the tyrant shall water out fields”

That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

An image of a woman yelling at a cat

That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Here’s mine

Damien Owens tweets
“I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this:
'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'”

Pixelated Boat tweets

The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist

August Zelensky V tweets

If you're curious why Germans allowed Hitler to happen, or Americans allowed George W Bush to lead us into Iraq, or why Russians are allowing Putin to murder Ukrainians....look at how the Oscar crowd and his supporters handled Will Smith tonight.
#grouppsychology #Oscars

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That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

search your camera roll for “hell”

A man sips on his tea in the first panel. In the second panel, he sets his tea cup down and says “bloody hell”

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That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Chris Luongo, Twitter handle @politicsluo, posted: “New York Dems with a supermajority (pictured the Clinton’s) vs Midwest Dems with a 1 vote margin (photo of Lenin)”

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That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

A cartoon fox from the 538 website. They say, with a smile on their face, “chaos reigns”

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That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Oof. The ratio

3,000 comments, 1,100 re-posts, and only 279 likes

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That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Roberts be like

A guy in a hot dog costume saying “we are trying to find the guy who did this”. The meme is used when someone who caused the problem is now looking for a solution, while taking no responsibility

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That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

A man saying “oh, my God, he admit it!”

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That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Is that saddam hussein in the background of the first photo?

A cartoon image from the 2000’s during the Iraq War. Saddam is buried six feet under, laying on his back. In the first image, it says above a business “once upon a crime” with a dead body laying on its back. They two look similar

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That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

I actually like honeydew

Picture of a man standing up while everyone else is seated. He is saying an unpopular opinion. The painting is called “Freedom of Speech” painted by Norman Rockwell

That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Reminds me of this

From Chris Luongo on Twitter @politicsluo: New York Dems with a super majority (shows a picture of the Clintons) vs Midwest Dems with a 1 vote margin (image of Lenin)

That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Huh. Didn’t hear Cruz talking about Wisconsin.

Wisconsin state assembly pie chart. Popular vote was 53% democrats, 45% republican, 2% other. The next pie chart shows the seats won, which has democrats at 36% of the seats and republicans with 64% of the seats

That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

From the TV show “the wire”. A man with glasses on says to another man “is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?”

That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

An onion headline edited to say “we taught this chimpanzee to understand the median voters politics and he hanged himself”. Below the headline is an image of a chimpanzee staring off into the distance

That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

A politician says “stop immigration so we can care for our own” and then a kid walks up to the politician and says “I’m starving.” The politician says “fuck off”

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That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

He’s wrong. Just absolutely wrong. It can be spread through non-sexual activity. The homophobia, it’s fucking insane.

From the World Health Organization website:

Transmission
Mpox spreads from person to person mainly through close contact with someone who has mpox, including members of a household. Close contact includes skin-to-skin (such as touching or sex) and mouth-to-mouth or mouth-to-skin contact (such as kissing), and it can also include being face-to-face with someone who has mpox (such as talking or breathing close to one another, which can generate infectious respiratory particles).
People with multiple sexual partners are at higher risk of acquiring mpo.
People can also contract mpox from contaminated objects such as clothing or linen, through needle injuries in health care, or in community settings such as tattoo parlours.

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That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Did Oscar the grouch write this?

Picture of Oscar the grouch in a trash can

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That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

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That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

Culver’s, I know that place!

A guy sitting up, pointing at the tv. He recognizes the person on TV

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That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

A dog is looking at a computer. He says “what a lovely day on the internet—“ and pauses. He turns around and says “good lord”

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That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

@mtsw.bsky.social Trump take egg

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That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

My cat Midnight is resting in a box. She is sitting on a rainbow colored galaxy pillow. The photo is taken from the Birds Eye view, and she looks off into the distance.

That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

@sunshine.bsky.social What did you do??

That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

meow 😸

My kitty cat. She is orangish/brownish, and is looking up at me. She is a good kitty.

That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

The ratio!

Chuck Schumer @schumer.senate.gov posted on blue sky:

“When you're in line at the supermarket next week and prices have gone up, you'll know who to blame: Donald Trump and his tariffs.”

The post has 2,200 comments, 687 retweets, and only 1,000 likes.

He posted this on January 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM Chicago Time

That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Bernie Sanders? The guy who killed JFK?

That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Don’t know if it will translate right so I’m adding in the English text

That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 24/09/2024

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #725,326!

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #725,326, coffeebee.bsky.social ‪@coffeebee.bsky.social‬, joined on Aug 25, 2023"

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That frog @coffeebee.bsky.social · 26/02/2024

From Robert Evans (@IWriteOk)

reading this tweet is the pop culture equivalent of casually studying a language in Duolingo and then overhearing fluent people converse in it. і understand some of these words, i kind of think I get the gist of the message, but not in a way that i could explain to others