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Malic Tennen

@coffeeandbullets.bsky.social
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Malic D. Tennen - Calm, Quiet, Observant & Coated in Sarcasm. Ex-Army Recon & Senior Detective of the HPD Coffee snob & A Crack Shot ((Fictional Character for CDRP on SecondLife))

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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Del Griffith Oh Sure Sure
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Of course he is not ok.. He is a sad pathetic little worm that gets off on being a douche to everyone on Bsky cause he has nothing better going in his life.
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I decline.. Why would I settle for festering shit on the ground like Corbin, when I have a lovely wife that handles all that quite well.
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Not surprised. Little out of your reading level. Point made.. Have a great day, bud.
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Man Gives Awesome Thumbs Up
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Pretty sure, my Wife's IQ is leaps and bounds higher than your own. As for who likes me. I can say, despite the badge and the hate it brings by default. I garner more friendship and respect than you do. I can't even recall the last time someone said anything nice to you or about you.
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Chris Bey Why
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Stick it in a blender.. From what I gather there is many around that would appreciate it.
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Gollum Says 'Nobody Likes You' in LotR
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Stop telling people to not publicly disclose their crimes and information..
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John Oliver: Don't Do That!
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There is no need to start a war over anything. Merely extending the offer of services that were asked for.. It is entirely up to the potential customer to decide who she wants to employ. - ARM Security & Tactical Solutions is here to help. ARM yourself.
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Very much so, while security systems is not our main focus.. All security and tactical solutions do fall under our umbrella. Feel free to reach out if you would like us to come by and walk the property and give you a quote.
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Local Legend Charlie Bundy.. Has his own icecream!?
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Jonah Hill's Excited Scream
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Take My Strong Hand
ALT: Take My Strong Hand
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
((-Pokes with a stick- You ded?))
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Dead Elmo
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Don't forget picnic as well.. All the food you carried away from the chartbuster event.
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Buffet Scoop: Woman Fills Bag with Food
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
There is only two Geralt's.. Game Version and Cavill.. Whatever that show became after Cavill left.. It wasn't witcher.
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Henry Cavill as Geralt of Rivia: 'Fuck.'
ALT: Henry Cavill as Geralt of Rivia: 'Fuck.'
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Witcher.. Geralt and Yennefer.
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Yeah.. 20/20 hindsight.. Full leather armor and wig probably wasn't the play for 97 degree weather.. My ass sweat is sweating..
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Sweaty Butt Butt
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Bro.. Do you really need to ask?
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Xander Harris: It's Sad, Granted... Buffy The Vampire Slayer
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Nicolas Cage Dodged A Bullet
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Lemme get you lovely people the number to the HPD Fax machine so you can send in all of your complaints and arguments against our actions.
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Printer and Paper Shredder Setup
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Arby's Meatcraft: We Have The Meats
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I know you are a red head, it is probably a really hard thing for you to do.. But you really don't have to listen to the angry intrusive voice in your head. Just close your eyes, take a few deep breaths.. It will be ok.
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My record speaks for itself. I never gave anyone more than they deserved. Even if they don't want to admit it, they know it is true. But feel free to find me, see for yourself.
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I got pretty good skin already.. Not really into scrubs and face peels. Soap and water works just fine. Thanks though, appreciate you looking out.
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Clever. Amusing even. Oh yes.. This 'page' is all yours.. How dare big mean HPD guy try to be nice. How dare he continue to hold a conversation when replied too. Gonna pick up your ball and go home?
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Pot.. Kettle.. You keep responding to me? I keep responding to you.. Isn't this how it works?
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Do the crime, do the time. Or my favorite.. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. If you didn't want to get arrested, you probably shouldn't have done whatever it was that got you arrested.
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Dexter Idk
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You seeing the negative in my message.. Throwing hostility and attitude just cause I am a cop, says a lot more about you than it does me.
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Wasn't a brag? It was a statement of fact, she resisted and attempted to cause harm.. I did just enough to protect myself and complete the arrest. I am fair in how I handle most things. Just cause someone wears a badge, doesn't make them an asshole. Not every criminal, is a piece of shit.
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Don't be daft.. We all know who the fuck we are talking about here. Just cause I rearranged your face with a set of handcuffs when you resisted arrest doesn't mean you gotta hold a grudge.
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Jared Dines: You Don't Have To
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You barking up the wrong tree with that one.. I have zero badge bunnies, nor I do I give special treatment to loose criminals in exchange for sexual favors. Wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole. And you know what I mean by 'it'.
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Amusing. But also pot.. Kettle. Maybe don't bring up intelligence when your display of it is lacking.
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Classy Mel Gibson Sipping Espresso
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Probably should look into the definition of opinion.. But roger. Was merely trying look out for ya to make sure ya weren't being scammed.. But since you are in Mexico.. I am sure 100% of products you are purchasing are legit.
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Shhh don't tell people that.
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Being part of HPD.. I am concerned that your shirt might be a knock off.. Does it have all the proper tags and did you get it from an official reseller? Seeing how Mexico is misspelled on the front, it is either a bad fake or a fairly collectable misprint. Just a concerned heads up.
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hey.. I wouldn't stand in the way of you following your dreams. If you wanna twerk on a cruiser, by all means. You will get no harassment from me, just can't promise that the owner of said cruiser would take kindly too it.
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
You sure can. I just don't see it going anywhere but into a trash can. When you got a psychopath with a rifle popping off rounds at a funeral and walking away with badge intact and not in cuffs.
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Katt Williams Mmm: I Said What I Said
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Shit on who ever you want, specially when it is well deserved.. I am not protesting you or anyone else doing so.. Hell, I got into it with him as well. I am also HPD. I don't agree with his stance or his thought process on this specific topic. I am not afraid to call out someone, cop or not.
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
There is dim witted people in all corners and walks of life.. Not all cops are stupid, Not all criminals are smart. Good mix on both sides of the fence. I call it like I see it on an individual basis, instead of broad paint strokes and generalizations.
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Stick Figure Rocket to The Point
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Kevin Owens Enjoying Popcorn at WWE Elimination Chamber
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
He does seem rather disappointed this 'product' was received so negatively..
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Dean Winchester's Confused Shrug
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Productive Day: Failing to Dig
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Stephen Colbert with Lil Nouns Noggles and Popcorn
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It's clearly all going over your head. But by all means draw your line in the sand at this weird take you got here. I will simply sit back and enjoy the show.
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Classy Mel Gibson Sipping Espresso
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Man Shushing Another Man
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Inconsistency after inconsistency.. Back peddle after Back peddle. The story is falling apart faster than low IQ criminal under the interrogation room lights. Just wave the white flag and give up.
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Michael Jordan: Stop It, Get Some Help
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
((Ran it through multiple times, it really wanted to use most of these movies every time. -shrug-))
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
You were fucking great! You rocked the stage and the song was awesome, babe. 🎸🎶
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
FAFO
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Malic Tennen @coffeeandbullets.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
((Fine.. I will play this horror movie game ))
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