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@coffeealt.bsky.social
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Take the pill obviously, surely the water will stop eventually...right? Then I can just work it off
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I mean is it so bad to have to wait?
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is... Impossible I would never be so mean to a solo indie film
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ahhhh dont worry you'll get plenty of other cool moments, cant wait to hear your thoughts on the war within
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Giant tail?
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Johanna- wait, i mean, Blimp! @moffballoon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
and so it begins... (and yes, that farthest left number IS the month count.) this is gonna be a wild... next month? and a half?? surely that's it, right? ...right? (The timer goes up for ALL of these posts, btw :3) ❤️ = 3 hours 🔁 = 6 hours 💬 = 12 hours (only counting 1 per person!)
ohhh boy, potbelly!!
sooo so full of air :3 (there is. not that much in there actually. Yet.)
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I wanna throw them against a wall /pos
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Johanna- wait, i mean, Blimp! @moffballoon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
BLIMPLOCK POST! we have a new outfit for the occasion! You're probably wondering "why aren't you a blimp?" Heres the secret; we're gonna be growing thru the rest of the month - time doesn't start until the start of the month! ❤️ = 3 hours 🔁 = 6 hours 💬 = 12 hours (only counting 1 per person!)
waving at ya!
probably the last time we'll get to at this size!The Blimp Suit!!
(BLIMPSUIT)
Bipedal, Lockable, Indestructable MOF-TEK Protection Suit!

This thing is designed to stay on for a whiiiiile, so say hello to it, cus we're gonna show it a lot more (ofc, after we post a bunch of our older art)
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ill never get that one panzerdoe sequence out of my head
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oh it'll be fine! Im almost out...i think, why dont we just wait and see?
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Why would anyone want to stop?
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Does the curse help with wardrobe stuff or do you waddle around naked while everyone thinks your dressed like anyone else?
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Im still conflicted on gaining or not...but yeah the envy is real
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I resisted! A little bit at least...
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
How does that even happen? Isn't this a hyper messing diaper fur account mixed with tech nerd stuff?
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Heh heh~ Dm me and I can show you juat how fast I can buckle (its really pathetic...)
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Inch resting... How would you about domming an eldritch bird girl? (Well eldritch in lore anyway, actual eldritch designs dont tend to be easy to draw...)
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Supervillans always get the cooler ascetic
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Wait are you just a straight up bird? I assumed it was an anthro
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Why would it? I mean the only survivor keeps coming back so surely you're the most powerful! Well win even if it takes the whole town!
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It must have been the evil wizard! Quickly! We must get another team together!
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
...so what happens if ive already replaced the water by the time you remembered to tell me that?
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Im trying to learn coding myself, sure I might have motivation issues but at least im not falling to AI Its scary how quickly people and companies have let AI take over so many menial things like writing or coding or art or whatever else
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Nulge so big it makes a hyper fur jealous~
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
And a snack of your choice though it may it may not be a bit fattening :3
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ones of those wearable blankets with sleeves and theyre In a chair watching a movie
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Fair, ive seen enough Charizard and lacarios Gimme like...oh yeah I dont like Pokémon I forgot I dont know anything other then the popular ones lol
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I prefer to make my own species and just make them furry adjacent
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I mean im technically a bird...i have feathers and a tail but ive got a beak?
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Could always stack them...
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Hmmmmm...sure! Just no chocolate!
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Yes! Ive always said "kinky saw trap" is underexplored
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The primal urge to dm the freaky ass mfs on my timeline but being too nervous and scared of them to do it (And even then I usually mess up when I do try to put myself out there...)
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
As good as im sure this is, where the soda mafe for those of us who don't like sweet good, plenty of fattening foods but nothing to drink I swear...
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hooray vomit chocolate! (For those who dont know Hersheys use a chemical found in stomach acid as a preservative, this gives it its aftertaste)
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
So much wasted food though... Why not just cover me in a mysterious goo instead~?
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Now what might happen if I stopped it for a moment?
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Making a livestream of it to show everyone who somehow cant see it from over the horizon :3
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
But what if I feel bad?
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
True but if your already buying 100...
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
You still find yourself cumming from it all~ Question is whether the cum has changed at all? I wouldnt mind some caramel or smth to top of my soft serve
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Gimme bone in It gives them flavor i think, but...i suppose you can grab and mindlessly eat with boneless...
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Lindor?
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Then throw candy at them im sure with enough of it and some rewriting of reality you could get them to start candy messing
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
You wouldnt take it off if you were skinny, if anything youd relish the feeling of growing again, feeling your paws swell up slowly as they lose any motor function Cant even twitch them~
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I assumed that part would've been implied, but yeah agreed :3
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
This is true, the world would be better with less thoughts
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Can I *make* you big and round?
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I mean we could simply make you bigger? Get a niiiiiiice soft ass for you to lay on, i mean we should make sure your eggs are safe and sound right? More padding is better You are a good broodmother right? You really should take better care of your eggs
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coffeealt.bsky.social @coffeealt.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Oh I wouldnt worry about why people wanna cuddle with you despite...everything You forget how cozy and warm all of you is, your a very good blob you know~
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