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@coffantasy.bsky.social
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Fuck delivery drivers. All they've ever done is either break my packages, Put my packages in the driveway instead of at the door, Lose my packages or Send my packages to the wrong house. And I caught a few giving ME the wrong mail as well. No matter how many times I tell them they still get it wrong
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Bitches tryna start beef when all I’m tryna do is sniff queef.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Y’all ever take a shit so hard your tailbone cracks?
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If you want to call out the flaws in a community you better acknowledge the flaws within yours first.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I have a feeling people who drink matcha are just doing it for the status. And I’m not just talking about performative males. I’m talking about the women they’re performing for as well. They drink matcha and they talk about how great it is but it really isn’t good at all. Many such cases.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
X-Men is a better superhero team than Avengers. The X-Men have a reason to be a team in terms of writing. They are a political discussion on racism. But the Avengers just seem to be a bunch of heroes slapped together as a gimmick to make more money.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Guys. I think I like Rogue Trooper more than Judge Dredd…
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
QTP with a great animated villain!
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Two-Face from Batman: Coin Flip
ALT: Two-Face from Batman: Coin Flip
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Drop some WINDOWS 🪟🏠🖤💻🏢
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Wallace Wells Reacts in Scott Pilgrim
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ever since Zelensky blew up that bot farm my Nigerian prince friend stopped talking to me. I’m beginning to think I should pick better people to talk to.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Did anyone else realize that the theme of Linda Palmer from Twin Peaks sounds a lot like the Palworld menu theme?
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Drop a DOOR 🚪🖤 🏠
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The Shining: Jack Torrance Axe Scene
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
youtu.be/4fzSTF7HODk?... New video on my Stream Highlight's channel. Check it out! #youtube #stream #highlights #tombraider #laracroft #riseofthetombraider #gaming #videogame
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I'm not a huge fan of Rise of the Tomb Raider
YouTube video by More Coffantasy
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Guys. Why are you paying for OnlyFans when you can just look up leaks?
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Loki could have easily defeated Thor by disguising as Jane so he could fuck him and then mid sex reveal that he was Loki the whole time which would cause Thor to go into a deep suicidal despair.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It seems like Bruce becomes Hulk when he's angry while Jennifer becomes She-Hulk when she's horny. Was this intentional or am I looking too far into it.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you're upset at Incel Lingo such as "Foid" then you're the real Incel here.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sabrina Carpenter fans are 10000 times worse than the Swifties. I used to love Sabrina's music until she asked that 16 year old about how horny they were. Now every time I mention it they deny the facts and evidence of actual predatory actions towards a minor. Tryna cast spells on me and shit.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
www.twitch.tv/coffantasy
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Coffantasy - Live on Twitch
Super late but I felt like playing some Cyberpunk so here we are. | Streaming cyberpunk 2077.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I keep getting E-Whore content on my feed. Usually wouldn't be an issue but BlueSky has the ugliest community of wanna be pornstars that think that this path is a good career path for them. One look in the mirror should be a reality check for these losers.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm just gonna start making fake posts on next door so the old people think horrible shit is happening in their neighborhood
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wanna make a video maybe on one of my secondary channels where I look at funny nextdoor posts.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This app just proves that dead internet theory is real. The only ones posting are bots and the only real people are the worst people you ever met.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My ★★★½ review of Rise of the Tomb Raider (2015) on @backloggd.com : The game is pretty good. It kinda just copies the first game with better gameplay and combat but still the same issues with it's climbing. Story wise the first one is better but only by an ... bckl.gg/wY9j
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Coffantasy_YT's review of Rise of the Tomb Raider | Backloggd
The game is pretty good. It kinda just copies the first game with better gameplay and combat but still the same issues with it's climbing. Story wise the first one is better but only by an inch. The ending's platform is a clear copy of the first game but the final boss is fun. I killed him with a...
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People who still suck PlayStation / Sony dick are just cucks at this point. I remember the days when PlayStation "won the console wars" when they literally did nothing but force us into scammy situations and got everyone's data leaked.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.twitch.tv/coffantasy First time playing #StellarBlade! Then some #Cyberpunk2077 later. #live #stream #twitch
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Coffantasy - Twitch
Follow to see when I'm on cuz my schedule is messy. Check out my YouTube channel as well. I will make edited down versions of the streams on my YouTube. — Coffantasy streams live on Twitch! Check out ...
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
boxd.it/gAYSUT
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A ★★★★½ review of Resident Evil (2026)
Definitly the best adaptation. A lot of emotional moments were ruined by comedy and needless thinking out loud and I was a little dissapointed that there was no tyrant but other than that this movie w...
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.twitch.tv/coffantasy/c... Had to share this clip. This ruined the emotion of the end but I don't regret it. #tombraider #riseofthetombraider #gaming #twitch #stream #clips #streamclips #laracroft #soup #can #soupcan
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Final Boss was beaten to death with a soup can. - Coffantasy on Twitch
Watch Coffantasy's Rise of the Tomb Raider clip titled "Final Boss was beaten to death with a soup can." on Twitch.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.twitch.tv/coffantasy
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Coffantasy - Live on Twitch
Rise of the Tomb Raider tonight. I think I'm close to being done. Then maybe some Cyberpunk later if I have time. | Streaming rise of the tomb raider.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why does Sabrina Carpenter pretend to hate men when she's literally the biggest man serving super slut?
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Broooo this guy got poop fingers and the cum thumb. Wtf?
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Meta should use their own AI to look up the best way to go. Then take the advice.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bitches tryna start beef when all I'm tryna do is sniff queef.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
boxd.it/grpHzf I messed up and just posted the movie page instead of the review last time.
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A ★★★★★ review of The Transformers: The Movie (1986)
I cried when Optimus Prime died. Plus unicron is the coolest villain in any movie.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My ★★ review of Gamble With Your Friends (2026) on @backloggd.com : It's fun for a day to make a video on but games based entirely on luck are not fun at all and sometimes I feel that it's rigged to make you fail. The only fun part is getting into fights with ... bckl.gg/wNIb
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Coffantasy_YT's review of Gamble With Your Friends | Backloggd
It's fun for a day to make a video on but games based entirely on luck are not fun at all and sometimes I feel that it's rigged to make you fail. The only fun part is getting into fights with your friends and shooting their limbs off and beating them with bats. But when we play seriously it isn't...
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Instead of Suicide Squad (The Snyder One) they should have just made a movie about Deadshot. He is probably the only one who had potential.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Guy's I'm sorry but I prefer the Samurai Trilogy's telling of Musashi Miyamoto's life over Vagabond's telling of it.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have a big feeling that Digger could be the oscar... and I haven't been wrong ever since Anora.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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A ★★★★★ review of Optimus Prime Awakening (2026)
This was the perfect ending to Peter Cullen's legacy. I thought I missed the chance to watch this in theaters. Turns out it was at the end of the transformers movie. I had no idea.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
boxd.it/280m
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The Transformers: The Movie (1986)
The Autobots must stop a colossal planet-consuming robot who goes after the Autobot Matrix of Leadership. At the same time, they must defend themselves against an all-out attack from the Decepticons.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hear me out. Nicole Kidman as Black Cat
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My ★★★★★ review of Night Trap (1992) on @backloggd.com : This game needs more merch. I need this game to have more merch. I need to wear this game as a shirt or a hoodie or something. bckl.gg/wEDH
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Coffantasy_YT's review of Night Trap | Backloggd
This game needs more merch. I need this game to have more merch. I need to wear this game as a shirt or a hoodie or something.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bitches be playing Marvel Rivals once and acting like they know everything. Then they call ME the larper when I correct them on something they claim as fact. I've been reading comics out da womb. I know more than you Rivals larpers.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bitches be fuckin’ robots these days. Back in my day all I had for an artificial sexual partner was my paper shredder.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Do people on this site not understand sarcasm?
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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A ★★★★★ review of Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975)
It's not for everyone. In fact I'd say much more for this than for Cannibal Holocaust that it's for a very rare few. Nothing is more horrifying than the horrors of power and that is what this movie ha...
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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A ★★★★★ review of Guess Who's Coming to Dinner (1967)
If I was a racist OF WHICH I AM NOT... I could totally see this movie swaying me towards having the correct opinions on race and I think I know some people who should watch this movie too. Maybe they'...
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My ★★★ review of Content Warning (2024) on @backloggd.com : It's a great game that I constantly come back to over and over again but it doesn't have enough to make me stay for long. I usually shelve this game for a month or two after a single hour of playing. I do... bckl.gg/wAoS
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Coffantasy_YT's review of Content Warning | Backloggd
It's a great game that I constantly come back to over and over again but it doesn't have enough to make me stay for long. I usually shelve this game for a month or two after a single hour of playing. ...
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ok no more politics. Time to get serious.
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Coffantasy @coffantasy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My ★★★ review of Sniper Killer (2024) on @backloggd.com : I like this one a lot for it's story, graphics and interesting horror aspects. I actually thought this was a N64 styled sniper assassin game but it wasn't. It was a horror game with some sniper elements and... bckl.gg/wAnU
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Coffantasy_YT's review of Sniper Killer | Backloggd
I like this one a lot for it's story, graphics and interesting horror aspects. I actually thought this was a N64 styled sniper assassin game but it wasn't. It was a horror game with some sniper elemen...
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