Reposted by Cody SevertsonMichael E. Carter @deckofcarterhist.bsky.social · 21/01/2026The Democrats should shut down the government on this sentence alone. 562746740 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 08/01/2026The total non-reaction from the Dems says it all. There is no opposition party, just a "be nice" advocacy group. Spineless worms who decided after Jan 6th that idly cashing in on the nazi party's pump-and-dump scheme was worth more than the health/safety/prosperity of the people they represent 181 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Someone in the comments asked if this was edited with ChatGPT. Jokes on you, sir. This WASN'T edited, that's just bad writing! Immaculate return to the Stanchies for yours truly 280 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Abbotsford #Canucks' leading scorer ranks 127th in the AHL by points. Ben Berard, who's gone pointless thru their last 3 games, has 7 over 12 GP (career best in the A) He leads Abbotsford with THREE 5v5 points. THREE. They're trying. But it's funny how bleak the Canucks' situation is top to bottom 000 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Can't wait for a Plinkett-style review of Squid Game Season 3, regarding how S1 to S3 might be the biggest drop-off in writing quality in the history of television. Holy fuck, what capital-d Dogshit writing. Not even "Cody hates everything" hyperbole here. Like, legitimately embarassing stuff. 110 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Every day, a new piece of grim news from the billionaire police state, USA. Inching closer to a world where Peter Watkins' anxiety-inducing faux-documentary Punishment Park (1971) becomes the real deal. archive.org/details/puni...archive.orgPunishment. Park. 1971.1NF : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archivemoviesinfinity.weebly.com 010 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 20/06/20255-0 with me on my old beat #ClickAllTheAds #Canucks 150 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Kirill Kudryavtsev MIGHT be *that* guy in Abbotsford right now. At 5v5, the Abbotsford #Canucks are up 12-2 in goals in his minutes! When the game is TIED, the Farm is up 7-2! Trailing by 1+ they're up 3-0! Might be more noise than signal because "AHL do be like dat." still! Promising trajectory 270 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 28/05/2025The Canucks have (and will) always try to make a cheap buck. Selling 30 year old chairs, Ovechkin jerseys (???), cringe "team like that" merch (copying Canes' bunch of jerks meme-merch), fucking *used* player shoes, or turning every tangentially-related Canucks thing into a 50/50 raffle and yet... 100 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Good morning, #Canucks fans A fundamentally historic victory for the farm team Friday night as they punch thru to the Pacific Division Finals for the first time ever. The last time Vancouver's AHL affiliate went past the second round was back in 2015! 😵💫 Click all the ads! 0100 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 08/05/2025My glorious return to the AHL! What a game! What a read (many are saying it)! You won't BELIEVE what I had to say about this team's performance! Plus a little reflexive stats deep dive because you know how I do. Click all the ads, or I don't get paid! Tell your friends! Tell your enemies! #Canucks 051 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Refs got in the way, so significantly in that third period. Singlehandedly disrupted possession for the Sens twice by getting in the way. Once in the dzone, leading to a glorious chance for Toronto, and the second in the final minute, hurting Sens' ability to move puck along the boards. 120 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Adam Gaudette played 5:46 on the PK during the regular season. Sens were outscored 1-0 in those minutes. In a do or die game 5, holding a 1 goal lead with in the box, Travis Green put him on the PK, where he picked off a pass, led a breakout, and set up the 2-0 dagger to extend the series Rad shit 1151 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Why would any NHL coach want their reputation attached to next season's results and how it will determine whether or not Hughes re-signs in Van? Tocchet's a smart guy, he knows this team is fucked with EP40-Chytil-???-??? down the middle and zero elite wingers. Getting out while he can is smart 171 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 29/04/2025You know what? Good for Tocchet. That's exactly what this organization deserves. When you treat as many people/players/STHs as poorly as the Canucks org have over the last decade, you absolutely deserve the one guy you went above and beyond for rug pulling you to say, "nah, cya!" 3525 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 29/04/2025If you can't even win your riding, your party should be a DNF in the polls. The party picked you to win. And you couldn't even convince your riding, ipso fatso, you receive a DNF and your party doesn't get any seats at the table 2120 0
Reposted by Cody SevertsonWyatt Arndt @stanch.bsky.social · 15/04/2025The Stanchies: Hughes ties Canucks defenceman scoring record in meaningless win over Sharks canucksarmy.com/news/stanchi...canucksarmy.comThe Stanchies: Hughes ties Canucks defenceman scoring record in meaningless win over SharksIf you've ever wanted the thrill of pre-season hockey with the hint of... 0111 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 10/04/2025The #Canucks (through leaks to national media) LOATHED Pettersson leaning on his wrist injury last playoffs; even tasked Hughes and Miller with "toughening him up." A brilliant idea in hindsight (/s) Reading into these Tocchet quotes extra hard, now that they're eliminated 😬 8102 0
Reposted by Cody SevertsonPatrick Johnston 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @risingaction.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Dakota Joshua is the Vancouver chapter of the PHWA’s 2025 nominee for the Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy in recognition of his perseverance, sportsmanship and dedication to hockey. When I explained the nomination to him, he needed 10 seconds to compose himself theprovince.com/sports/hocke...theprovince.comCanucks: Dakota Joshua is the Vancouver Bill Masterton nomineeJoshua's season started with cancer, now his team is missing the playoffs. In between is a well of emotions. 4577 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 07/04/2025White Lotus finale was ok Nothing remarkable. Kinda dull. Not predictable per se, but you really knew where everything was heading mid way through the season. Mad my "the monkeys get a hold of the gun" theory didn't come true. 390 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 03/04/2025"Jared McCann leads the Kraken with 52 points." He would have an 6-point lead on the second-highest scoring player on the #Canucks (Boeser) What an indictment on everyone on both teams, except Hughes lol 060 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Out of cheapness, I began slowly deleting my Twitter timeline piece by piece in my spare time starting a couple Fridays ago, instead of using a paid auto-delete service. That cheapness disappeared when I got to January 2021, where I became the Canucks game clip guy. Upwards of 35 tweets/game. Woof. 150 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 27/03/2025This run definitely feels wayyyy less fake than the typical #Canucks futile playoff push that sewered many a-draft positions over the past decade. Lotta dawg in this push being shown by the team's depth and d-core 3160 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 27/03/2025#canuckd How it started vs how it's going: 260 0
Reposted by Cody SevertsonAdam Kierszenblat @adamkblat.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Since the trade deadline, #Canucks center Elias Pettersson is tied for fourth in the NHL with 10 points in 8 games. He has also thrown 16 hits, while his 14 blocked shots are the most by any forward since March 7. EP40 is stepping up at both ends of the ice. 1333 0
Reposted by Cody SevertsonDavid Moscrop @davidmoscrop.com · 21/03/2025At what point does Global Affairs Canada issue a travel warning to Canadians heading to the US? Because I think we're thoroughly at the point at which this is necessary. 571600347 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Regroup in the neutral zone results in a critical loss... Tocchet is going to fucking hateeeeeee that lmao #canucks 040 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Regroup in the neutral zone results in a critical loss... Tocchet is going to fucking hateeeeeee that lmao #canucks 030 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Totally real interaction between totally real people over on Twitter CilComLFC 9455 tweets over 1173 days - 9/day (k) WesternDominion 3894 tweetsoover 46 days - 84/day Jtheranger_wtf 44.6k tweets over 443 days - 100/day Me (for perspective) 26.5k over 15 years - 4.7/day 121 0
Reposted by Cody SevertsonCorduroy Orbison @underscore-proto.bsky.social · 20/03/2025He can't comment. He can't risk it -- Maple MAGA is his base. Every journalist should ask him about this at every press availability though, although he probably will stop asking anyone but Rebel News for their questions.. 031 0
Reposted by Cody SevertsonWyatt Arndt @stanch.bsky.social · 19/03/2025The Stanchies: Canucks play their most complete game of the season in 6-2 win over Jets canucksarmy.com/news/stanchi...canucksarmy.comThe Stanchies: Canucks play their most complete game of the season in 6-2 win over JetsWhen the Vancouver Canucks bullied the Chicago Blackhawks and took the... 2301 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Hard to take Twitter seriously as anything other than AI rage farm. Check out any reply fometing hate against minorities, LGBTQIA2S+ persons, Palestinians, "woke liberals" and it's always an account made in 2022 (or newer) with sub-1k follows, 15k+ followers, and a post count in the 5 digits 361 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Taking crazy pills, because the CA comment section is mad at me for saying the TDL inaction sucked. If it hadn't already during the Benning era, has Stockholm syndrome fully set in for the Allvin/Rutherford era? Find out in my latest edition of THE STANCHIESSSSSS #canucks #ClickAllTheAds 030 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I don't really know how they do it...Forbort maybe...idk but the #Canucks should try to snag Akil Thomas out of LA. Really liked his game in the AHL, and he strikes me as one of those players whose game could pop if not stapled to a 38-year-old 120 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Truly hysterical watching this team play lifeless, juice-less hockey against a dogshit Ducks squad knowing the org is also hiking season ticket costs by 22-48% next season. Brilliant stuff. #canucks 2303 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Waking up at 6 AM to a text from the homie discussing an interpretation of Andrei Tarkovsky's Stalker (1979): 030 0
Reposted by Cody SevertsonPatrick Johnston 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @risingaction.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I get that the players live in la la land but this is about real shit. Your feelings are hurt? Maybe take a moment to find out why Canadians are so mad. theprovince.com/sports/hocke...theprovince.comHockey players should ask why Canadians are booing American anthemPatrick Johnston: Don't hide behind history to ignore history. Canada is now in a literal struggle for its identity. 44536119 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I take back everything bad I said about AI #4Nations 1181 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Remember when Friedman stayed quiet for a month on the Blackhawks scandal then dedicated all of three minutes to it on the podcast? 0365 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 15/02/2025The guy thought crypto was the greatest invention in human history. Does anyone actually expect critical thought from him in 2025? 080 0
Reposted by Cody Severtsonsam @samanthacp.bsky.social · 14/02/2025hockey: this is the TOUGHEST sport built on pure hatred and its greatest rivalries include things like lemieux smashing draper's face in and clarke breaking kharlamov's ankle also hockey: plz don't boo my national anthem it hurts my little feelings because it is my identity 🥹 1012201193 0
Reposted by Cody SevertsonAdam Herman @adamzherman.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Hi, my name is 4 Nations Hockey Player. I haven't read a history book since 8th grade. I don't think an international tournament should be political. Also, my favorite movie is Miracle. 1228141 0
Reposted by Cody SevertsonPatrick Johnston 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @risingaction.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Did Edward Rogers get his sports network to mute the boos of the American anthem in Montreal because he doesn't people being mean to his pal Ol' Donnie? 4584 0
Reposted by Cody SevertsonPatrick Johnston 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @risingaction.bsky.social · 12/02/2025"Insulin was created in Canada and is available to all Canadians. In the US it costs $500." — businessman Rahim Moloo, highlighting one of many things Canadians must shout proudly from the rooftops. Our way of life is better. Compelling interview from The National. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwh4...youtube.comHow Canada’s steel industry is preparing for U.S. tariffsYouTube video by CBC News: The National 26312 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Laurence Gilman cited some of the cap math I did in this edition of the Stanchies! What a time to be alive! Give'er a read and click all the ads! Special thanks to @trentleith.bsky.social @stanch.bsky.social and @lachinthecrease.com for all the tech support getting this one to the finish line! 0194 0
Reposted by Cody SevertsonChester Ming @chesterming69.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Elliotte Friedman going after the Canucks for not grabbing Linus Karlsson’s first goal puck Pettersson, Hoglander, Myers and Hughes all on the ice 171 0
Cody Severtson @codysevertson.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Hughes is going to have a 50 point lead on the second highest scorer by the time this season is over. Dude is after the Hart Trophy in a major way #canucks 090 0
