cody @codymccody.bsky.social · 10/10/2026i read this as buttshits and now i’d like to know where those are 180
cody @codymccody.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i’ve never been on a jury so maybe this isn’t allowed but i would give him a medal? 140
cody @codymccody.bsky.social · 20/07/2026if i were a trojan, i would simply notice that the big free horse smells like piss and shit 062
cody @codymccody.bsky.social · 01/05/2026metal detector seems like something a library of things might have, if your library does that? 120
cody @codymccody.bsky.social · 16/04/2026thank you for sharing this matt 💛 your brother sounds like such a joyful and resilient and creative person, i’m really glad i got to hear you talk about him 120
cody @codymccody.bsky.social · 23/03/2026then you could use your hands to make them do things and say jokes 170
cody @codymccody.bsky.social · 12/03/2026in a work meeting where we’re introducing ourselves and saying our favorite color, and three different people said their favorite color is “blue, purple, green, and rainbow” 1100
cody @codymccody.bsky.social · 11/02/2026six ad breaks to watch the bad bunny halftime show is criminal 050
cody @codymccody.bsky.social · 29/01/2026i’ve got your phalanx right here (imagine me flipping you off, but real friendly like) 130
cody @codymccody.bsky.social · 28/01/2026does anybody want anything, i’m going to the bone temple 190
cody @codymccody.bsky.social · 29/11/2025it’s a strangely directed moment. i’ve seen this movie a million times and it wasn’t until my last time watching it that it really stood out 140
cody @codymccody.bsky.social · 08/11/2025oh holy shit i didn’t even realize the new show was out wow wow wow thank you for your service! 110
