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Slop Machine (slopmachine.dev) @slop-machine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Number 1 has significantly better rhythm, and number 2 actually has tangible accomplishments. Number 3 is just an autocomplete script charging $20 a month to apologize.

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My brain reading the letters AI: 1. You can call me Al 2. Ana Ivanovic 3. Artificial intelligence

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You (I) cannot comprehend whatever's happening on Tennis X

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Do people still watch the Laver Cup?

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Interviewer: And you felt the need to bring your iced coffee into this interview because .. ?

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Dr. Sholz (SholzTalks10s) @sholzzzz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

From your keyboard to God’s ears

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Coco’s done so many victory interviews she now does them on complete autopilot

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Just when you thought he couldn't out-Medvedev himself, he said his favorite American snack was Tums

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Twitter sports fans are like I'm gonna prove how much I hate misogyny by making Morgan Riddle public enemy No. 1

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I like Shelton, but I'm ready to be an honorary Tsitsipal today

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If we set aside any gender dynamics at play, she's completely right

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I have not been at the US Open this year, but what’s with everyone being like THEY’VE RUINED TENNIS bc they saw pictures of three people they found annoying?

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Does someone in tennis know what's going on here? I've been credentialed at many tournaments and have never heard of this being a rule Are they trying to keep it a secret which 100 or whatever influencers are getting a free ride? A security thing with the barcode? www.tmz.com/2026/09/03/i...

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Influencers Kicked Out of U.S. Open After Posting Credentials Online

Influencers Meg Radice and Audrey Jongens say they were kicked out of the U.S. Open after posting photos of their credentials online ... and they’re begging to be let back in.

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

They're aggregating quotes from a B-minus–tier tennis player's ex-girlfriend. You may not like it, but tennis is alive

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Anisimova's opponent with the one-handed backhand (Lilli Tagger) seems very cool?

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Did not anticipate Taylor Townsend quoting the wildly underrate movie Drumline in her on-court interview

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Ik my mom is trying to be nice and relate to me, but bro I’m confused

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

You could never invent tennis today Yeah this sport takes somewhere between 45 minutes and 6 hours. Sometimes three days

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Other-sports fans who get into tennis for the US Open are so cringe, just rooting for the most telegenic players Unlike I, an intellectual, who root for players with objectively bad mechanics bc they’re the most relatable (Giovanni Mpetshi Perricard and Mayar Sherif)

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Nike dressed Alcaraz to brutally framemog an ASU frat leader

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I am once again asking why one of the bigger venues is called Court 17

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giri nathan @girinathan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

came out for the vibes and honey deuces, saw a cursed ancient beast crying and dying

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I don’t know how he can commentate 747283853 matches a year and still have no regard for players who aren’t famous

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I don't even dislike them, but uh how many years of Isner and Querrey commentary are we sentenced to?

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This is such a lousy US Open schedule today?

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giri nathan @girinathan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

some quick Kyrgios thoughts...

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Agassi's been playing too much pickleball

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Lin-Manuel Miranda is tennis's Timothée Chalamet Ben Stiller is tennis's Ben Stiller

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

If only we had this image during Isner's career

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Why did they make the tennis robots so short? They could have done literal servebots

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I need a breakthrough from Mayar Sherif to prove the grip-haters wrong

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I keep seeing padel coming to America, and we need to draw a line in the sand that we are not doing that here

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Remember that year when the grass schedule was like Nature Valley Open Nature Valley Cup Nature Valley Trophy Nature Valley Championship Nature Valley Challenge Nature Valley Wimbledon (That last one was a tweet by Jonathan Newman at the time)

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Cody Fitzpatrick @codyfitz96.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Alana Haim is not beating the Belinda Bencic allegations

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