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Cody Clements

@cody.tcclements.com
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he/him America's Sweetheart Rapscallion and ne'er-do-well Harmonica owner I once saw French Stewart at a salon. 🧊 OUT

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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 19m
I think Vinny has some opinions on bifocals.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 20m
I've read more this year than any other. I just finished my fifth(?) reread of Hitchhiker's Guide and want to pickup a @greatdismal.bsky.social book next that I haven't read (which would be everything except Neuromancer). Suggestions? Do I just go for Count Zero next and then Mona Lisa after that?
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 1h
Is FQ2 secretly a Frog Fractions?
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 30/09/2026
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 28/09/2026
Swing and a miss, captions!
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 28/09/2026
What in the AI-headline is that nonsense?
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 28/09/2026
No Super Mario Bros. Special?
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 27/09/2026
What weapons did you pick? I did scythe and hammer.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 27/09/2026
Divorced and married in the same year? Was she separated for a while and the divorce was finalized or something?
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 27/09/2026
I remember refi'ing my house at 2.87% a while back. It feels like the smartest thing I have ever done.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 26/09/2026
Mikey hitting the Zombies early on a Saturday.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 25/09/2026
Sullivan is just actively giving Peltola clips at this point. It really seems like he's thrown in the towel.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 24/09/2026
I remember being asked if I scrobble my music and I said "God I hope not. That sounds awful."
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 24/09/2026
Sometimes I think some people didn't get *enough* atomic wedgies growing up.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 24/09/2026
My brain kept trying to tell me that this was some sort of powerline ethernet. But, the opposite? Sort of? A partial opposite? What the hell is a grounded outlet supposed to accomplish in this?!
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 24/09/2026
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 24/09/2026
Ben, if you are YTMND years old, I'm just gonna go ahead and order my AARP card.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 23/09/2026
My rule is, the first day I wake up and it's Fall, that's when Fall starts. At 5pm, it's hardly daytime.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 23/09/2026
Only when you're 17 in a park at 2am.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 23/09/2026
Also a bumper sticker and sticker I can put on my laptop!
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 23/09/2026
need to make tshirts that say “I will try to live as I was and I hope to survive”
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 22/09/2026
He's giving "what if Hunter S. Thompson hit switches?".
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 22/09/2026
Dan has never looked cooler than that third pic.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 22/09/2026
Coincidentally, the least Resident Evil thing was how many shotgun shells he got from that box.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 22/09/2026
If that's the case, I should stock up.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 21/09/2026
Whaaaaat? I could have sworn I just saw it at my local Safeway for like $2. I'll have to check again.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 21/09/2026
I was trying to figure out what emulation-related tech CATS was. Nope, just the play CATS with those jellicle bastards.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 21/09/2026
You mentioned Rockstar is occasionally bad. Where does Fruit Punch land? Still the best or has it fallen off?
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 20/09/2026
Sometimes a straight over the plate $10 lunch hits harder than anything.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 20/09/2026
EEM and Lardo are definitely up there for me. Luc Lac is great too. But the meal I still think about 10 years later is the garlic noodles and dumplings at a cart called Mama Chow's.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 19/09/2026
Does the AirTag work well as a locator?
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 19/09/2026
What a time to be alive. www.prnewswire.com/news-release...
prnewswire.com
Toys"R"Us® Announces Major U.S. Expansion With 120 New Standalone Stores Opening This Holiday Season
/PRNewswire/ -- Toys"R"Us®, the world's leading authority in toys and play, today announced a major U.S. retail expansion, with 120 standalone Toys"R"Us stores...
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 18/09/2026
Kentucky Route Zero Pentiment Disco Elysium Grim Fandango
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 17/09/2026
Not gonna lie, I thought this said "Asian" at first glance.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 17/09/2026
"You realize those are two different bikes, right?" I need to stop going on the internet.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 17/09/2026
Wait. What does "not normally" on the Nomad mean?
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 16/09/2026
Fire Emblem has never really been my cup of tea but I hope this hits with the people that do enjoy it! You mentioning the inane plot and way too much pointless dialog is an instant turn-off for me, but it sounds like the rest will hit with the Fire Emblem crowd.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 16/09/2026
Then that means you don't care which of them was elected.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 15/09/2026
I still think Astro's Playroom is one of the top 5 best games on that console.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 15/09/2026
Stayed up late(ish) to finish @theauthorguy.bsky.social's Lamb once more. Still as good as I remember it 20 years ago. A+++. Will read again. Now it's onto my next re-read, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 15/09/2026
I'd play a game called John Romero's Irish Adventure.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 15/09/2026
Am I supposed to want him to shred my eardrums? That seems like a bad thing.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 15/09/2026
#AppleTV is doin real well tonight.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 15/09/2026
Man, when you've lost this Supreme Court as a Republican, it really seems like you are bad at your job. apple.news/AkxY3pitkQN6...
apple.news
Supreme Court Blocks Trump’s New Mail Ballot Requirements for Midterms — The Wall Street Journal
Decision avoids a potentially chaotic scramble to implement new rules ahead of November vote
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 15/09/2026
I think my favorite version is the performance in an airport because of a flight delay. youtu.be/4_XvKcLxj6I
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Irish flight delayed so trad session started between DaoiríFarrell, Geoff Kinsella and Robbie Walsh.
YouTube video by Daoiri Farrell
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 15/09/2026
See, when it said "Smoking barefoot pets", I read that like I was smoking the barefoot pets since there isn't a comma after smoking.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 14/09/2026
Who the hell is Kate? You know what, never mind. I've already stopped caring.
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Matthew Rorie @frailgesture.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Damn that's real shit
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 11/09/2026
Annual tradition continues.
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Cody Clements @cody.tcclements.com · 10/09/2026
Mat. Why?
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