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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 5h

More or less. It stipulates that the President must be removed from office if he commits treason.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 8h

US Constitution, Article II, Section 4.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

They've failed to elect a new pope.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The back of him? I can't wait to see both of his soles at the same time.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

If they had been nuclear-tipped IRBMs, 150 might have been sufficient. But yeah, this is too few by far. More than nothing, at least.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

"The absolute value of this month's territorial conquests is 88.17 square kilometers."

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The best help would be to nuke Moscow, but take the warhead out of a random rocket and put Trump in its stead.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Not sure if it's the Ukrainians they are afraid of here. China might decide to strike while Russia is busy on other fronts and shunned by the rest of the world, and take East Manchuria back. With interest. They really have no reason to stop before the banks of the Yenisey.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

He really should be ousted for this. Too bad that the average jellyfish has more of a backbone than every single Republican in Congress put together.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Dumb of them to waste their energy fighting in the fuel queues. They're going to need it when the bread queue brawls break out.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Nah, he's just delivering a truckload of fire to a local power plant. It's less efficient than delivering fuel to burn on site, but cheaper.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's all fun and games unil the well-deserved mushroom clouds rise over Moscow.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

He has softened his stance, then. Remember four and a half years ago, when he threatened to attack countries that donated handgun ammunition to Ukraine?

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Depends on the specific target inside it. St. Basil's cathedral would obviously be off-limits, but the newspaper pictures of the presidential residence burning and partially collapsed would go right into the history books.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fingers crossed that Putin will be delayed to the podium, then some anonymous aide takes the stage to inform that Putin is taking a break for health-related reasons. Two weeks later, a quiet announcement of his resignation without any sign of life from him in the meantime. Then surrender.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Moscow metro area: 21.6 million St. Petersburg metro area: 6.4 million. Russia total: 143 million. So still only 20% of the population, but probably way more of the economic and political activity.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A threat that warrants a calm and quiet response. "'Isolate Kaliningrad'? No, we have no plans to 'isolate' the place currently known as Kaliningrad."

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It would probably be a very effective way to induce that heart attack we're all waiting for.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thing is, they have absolutely no qualms about killing their own.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Very destructive"? Yes, that's the idea.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Following the old doctrine of "wherever a Russian soldier has set foot is Russian territory". Even if said foot wasn't attached to the soldier's body when it arrived there.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Nah, let him come, but save a Patriot missile to greet his plane as it arrives.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

... and known Kremlin puppet.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

May the future generations of archeologists only be able to determine the approximate location of Moscow by triangulating from highway signs dug up in neighbouring oblasts.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I have to admire your optimistic faith in assuming that these won't all be surpassed by the time the rotten pumpkin leaves office.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

If only five percent of Moscow's population took to the streets in protest, they would have overwhelmed any police force Putin could muster. Even a police state can't arrest half a million people. But they stay cowed at home instead.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Either ballots that were scrapped due to being filled out incorrectly, or the number is entirely made up but somebody thought 100 percent would be a bit too on the nose.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm pretty sure that Trump will be the first US President to be posthumously stripped of his title.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's really good in the PowerPoint presentations, but pants IR.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Both sides seem to agree that he is running Moscow's errand in the process, but that at least he is bad at it.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The search continues? Have they tried searching the buildings around 55.75 °N, 37.62 °E?

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If it gets to the point where Ukraine operates Sea Babies in the Caspian sea, Russia will have bigger worries than protecting their ships.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

A baseball bat would do, really.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Then might as well send the troops directly to Russia. How many Russian soldiers are left to guard St. Petersburg? Who's watching the flank at Murmansk? Probably not enough to prevent the immediate loss of both.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"There is danger of acute national embarrassment along the seafront tonight. Please don't be witness to it."

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Both could be ensured by wiping Moscow off the map, by the way.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Modern-day Molotov and Ribbentrop.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Sham though it may be, that constitution probably has something in it about the duties of the President and what will happen to him if he abuses his position.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Alternately, there'd be much less need for Patriots if they could help Ukraine do a hard pivot from the shoot-down-the-arrows strategy to the kill-the-archer strategy.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Not picking up the pace. Picking up the pieces. Of their comrades.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Because Agent Krasnov has been ordered to waste the ammunition.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Nuke the Kremlin, then nuke it again. And again. Then place the ruins of Moscow under UN control.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Except when somebody gets more mighty than Russia, then they have to restrain themselves to retain the balance of power.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Now to put some plutonium in them.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Pointing out that the country they were supposed to conquer in three days hasn't managed to break Russia apart after four and a half years of war, is not quite the boast Putin wants it to be.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Got it, protests are now to be held *inside* the embassies.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

No reason to go all out like that in the fuel queue. They should conserve energy for the brawls in the upcoming bread queues.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Coming soon to a Kremlin near you!

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I rather think it has something to do with how the position of head of state is for life in North Korea. And the mandatory veneration of their image, of course.

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Codraroll @codraroll.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Looking forward to seeing more of these plumes filling the sky over Moscow. Preferably with one centered on the Kremlin, but so obscured among the rest it doesn't even stand out.

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