DC @codestemi.bsky.social · 02/05/2026The hundreds of dollars we've spent over the years on cat trees and toys and all this one has ever wanted is a damn cardboard box. 010
DC @codestemi.bsky.social · 03/01/2026The way this dog guards her mama...but she'll just let me die 😂😂 @kenzobug.bsky.social 120
DC @codestemi.bsky.social · 05/12/2025OMG CANT NOBODY TELL ME NOTHIN TODAY I AM GONNA BE RATCHET AS FUCK 010
DC @codestemi.bsky.social · 14/07/2025This is the funniest thing I'll see all day. @ryanmarino.bsky.social #IYKYK #WTFentanyl 010
DC @codestemi.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Good thing no one is, or has, performed gender-affirming surgical procedures on children. Anywhere. Ever. Fuckin nerds. 000
DC @codestemi.bsky.social · 17/05/2025There's a lot of bad shit going on in the world, but i just traded in my 2XL work shirts for a large, so I want to celebrate this small personal victory. 000
DC @codestemi.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Our porch cat Lucian is....actually idk wtf he's doing. He is alive though. 120
DC @codestemi.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Our house wolf feasts on the blood of my enemies*. *Earthborn and real expensive pancreatic enzymes. 000
DC @codestemi.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Keep your dog on a leash. (This same dude does this EVERY morning) And also, don't fuck with my porch cat or his food. @kenzobug.bsky.social 110
DC @codestemi.bsky.social · 08/01/2025@kenzobug.bsky.social trying to read her book and Alice said "nah" 010
DC @codestemi.bsky.social · 08/12/2024My first call of the morning...75 year old female complaining of chest pain...this was the EKG I did in her home... Cath lab showed 2 blocked illiac arteries and 100% RCA occlusion. For my friends that have no idea what you're looking at...this is bad. Like, REAL bad. 000
DC @codestemi.bsky.social · 16/11/2024My favorite YouTuber is now on BlueSky! @dazblackgames.bsky.social Got to meet him earlier this year. Such a nice guy!! 000
DC @codestemi.bsky.social · 10/11/2023I absolutely intended to hide behind the mirror from national media. Ya boy always incognito. 000
DC @codestemi.bsky.social · 07/11/2023As long as it's not lively, Joe. Because Andy will kill it, obviously. 100
